Handsome Cock
 

A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one
handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One
Saturday night the priest discovered that the cock rooster was missing. At
the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to
sporting a handsome cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to
having seen a handsome cock?"

All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said. " That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will
confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?"

Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"

All the choirboys stood up.









I know, it's a bit tasteless, but my g/f is out of town and I'd never get away with posting a joke like this while she was home. LOL

Your g/f wouldnt let you post that? Dude change the locks while she's out of town

what he said, and thats the friendly way of solving this problem

lol, it's not that she wouldn't LET me, I'd just have to deal with the guilt trip. Trust me, my g/f is very liberal, she just happens to not like these type of jokes.

Hahaha:1orglaugh

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funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mouhahaha, nice call! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

with a gf like that - how the HELL did you get 2K posts at gfy???? :helpme

lol, I'm seeing I should have left that sentence out of my original post. jeez, lol.