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Rob · 03-21-2004, 01:51 PM

Butter could help promote world peace it's so good! I put it in everything!

What's your favorite recipe with Butter?

Illicit · 03-21-2004, 01:51 PM

I eat it straight up....

03-21-2004, 01:53 PM

I like to sculpt it into weird things and then just eat it straight.

My last butter sculpture was the Eiffel Tower. It was truely amazing!

mardigras · 03-21-2004, 01:53 PM

Butter tossed into any kind of pasta

riosluts · 03-21-2004, 01:54 PM

I actually prefer margarine. I love it on my popcorn and my potato. I think I just love it because of the grease

Harmon · 03-21-2004, 01:55 PM

I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?

Mr Pheer · 03-21-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
care to hear more?

yes, lets hear more

Rob · 03-21-2004, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?

What's your damage, son!?!?!

hova · 03-21-2004, 02:08 PM

I never use butter on anything, I dont like it

Harmon · 03-21-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer

yes, lets hear more

I also enjoy placing approximately 8 sticks of presoftened butter into a rubber sugical glove. I make sure that ever nook and cranny is filled with the grease based, salty nectar of the gods. I tie the end of the rubber glove into a double not so that none of the tasty treat can escape the annals of the new found home it has found inside the phalange canals of the glove.

I then place the entire juicy ballon of greatness insids the back of my tighty whiteys. I adjourn to the grage where I climb atop the back of my gas grill. With a deep breath and an extremely loud yelp, I jump as high as I can into the spring sunshine and land flat on my derierre which in turn allows me to feel the gloove burst into what I would like to think is an orasmic frenxy and feel the butta engulf my assfat in all of it's dreamy splendor.

Rob · 03-21-2004, 02:21 PM

So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that.

Harmon · 03-21-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that.

Nope. just butter. And I'm not gay either (Although that Chinaman eating that pickle in your sig is making me double guess my heterosexuality decision).

gornyhuy · 03-21-2004, 02:26 PM

I like to mix it with industrial epoxy and shoot it straight into my aorta.

Slick · 03-21-2004, 02:27 PM

Nothing beats a piece of buttered toast

Herb Kornfield · 03-21-2004, 02:28 PM

On Vegetables is always nice.

Rob · 03-21-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
...turn allows me to feel the gloove burst into what I would like to think is an orasmic frenxy and feel the butta engulf my assfat in all of it's dreamy splendor.

Hmm...let's see. A Chinese man eating greenstuff off of a stick or a very descriptive and adjectively abusive story of getting warm gooey shit "bursted" onto your asscrack and then explaining it as "orgasmic"??

Yeah, I think I'll stick to my Chinese guy. Thanks for playing.

kosmic · 03-21-2004, 02:30 PM

on a mirror is also nice :D

Monique Niccole · 03-21-2004, 02:32 PM

mmmmm....BUTTER. Happy heart attack!

Harmon · 03-21-2004, 02:32 PM

sickkittens · 03-21-2004, 03:18 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmm Buttterrrrrrrr...

johnbosh · 03-21-2004, 03:20 PM

its tasty

TweetyBird · 03-21-2004, 03:29 PM

omg, lol

Rob · 03-21-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
Mmmmmmmmmmm Buttterrrrrrrr...

You have your dairy products mixed up. That's Cheese of the cottage variety, not butter.

mardigras · 03-21-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
On Vegetables is always nice.

mmmm... peas and carrots, melted butter & black pepper

pushpills · 03-21-2004, 03:48 PM

I don't eat it except for stuff where it's in the recipe

bread and butter? fat and carbs and it doesnt even taste good. no thanks.

Newton - XXXAmigoz · 03-21-2004, 03:49 PM

HMMMMM BUTTER .... as homer would say ... 'margarine is the devils semen' ... issued by the Butter makers of the world. ALLEGEDLY!

Blondie23 · 03-21-2004, 03:56 PM

lol @ Herman
sarcasm is the highest form of wit

m00d · 03-21-2004, 04:04 PM

mix equal parts butter and hot sauce
apply to fried chicken wings

finger licking good

Rob · 03-21-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
mix equal parts butter and hot sauce
apply to fried chicken wings

finger licking good

I believe that's called "Hooter's Wing Sauce".

They just use more butter than hotsauce.

m00d · 03-21-2004, 04:09 PM

You'll love this cream of potato soup

4c peeled and cubed baking potatos
1c 3/4 inch sliced celery
1c coarsely chopped onion
2c water
1 Tablespoon salt
1c milk
1c whipping cream
3T butter
1/8 teaspoon pepper

Combine potatos, celery, onion, water and salt in a large dutch over. Simmer covered about 20 minutes or until potatos are tender. Mash mixture to desired consistency ( I like mine mashed a lot). stir in remaining ingredients. Return to heat. Cook, simmering until soup is heated.

Serve with garlic bread. You'll be in heaven.

m00d · 03-21-2004, 04:12 PM

This thread reminds me of the opening line of a really great song.

some crazy fucker carved a sculpture out of butter
and propped it up in the middle of the bonanza breakfast bar
and i am stuffing toast and sausage into my pockets
under a sign that says grand opening
while my dog is waiting in the car

i wake up, i check out
i fill the tank and wash the windshield clean
then i'm back out on the highway
and BANG that's when i remember my dream:

we were standing in a garden
and i had a machine that made silence
it just sucked up the whole opinionated din
and there were no people on the payroll
and there were no monkeys on our backs
and i said, show me what you look like
without skin

science chases money
and money chases its tail
and the best minds of my generation
can't make bail
but the bacteria are coming to take us down
that's my prediction
it's the answer to this culture
of the quick fix prescription

but in the garden of simple
where all of us are nameless
you were never anything but beautiful to me
and, you know, they never really owned you
you just carried them around
and then one day you put 'em down
and found your hands were free

so now it's early in the morning
at the longitude of memphis
and the sun is setting sweetly on hong kong
and the big plan is just to keep spinning
cuz the big bang is only just beginning
and sometimes it's all that we can do just to hang on

and what i meant to say is xxoo which means i'm thinking of ya
which means i've been thinking of you
all along

B40 · 03-21-2004, 04:13 PM

I went about 1-2 weeks eating a butter/margarine and toast every day and it must have added about half an inch to my waist...

Never doing that again

m00d · 03-21-2004, 04:16 PM

butter & salt on broccoli

butter, salt and shredded cheese on broccoli

m00d · 03-21-2004, 04:18 PM

mash butter and molasses ( caro syrup if you can't handle the sorghum) together with a fork

apply liberally to biscuits

Evil1 · 03-21-2004, 05:11 PM

in an emergeny butter can be used as lube

m00d · 03-22-2004, 07:15 PM

salt+melted butter
crab legs to dip

Rob · 03-22-2004, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
salt+melted butter
crab legs to dip

No Doubt! That is a combination made in heaven!

bling_machine · 03-22-2004, 07:49 PM

Fry pan tons of melting butter. Add almond slivers, toast until almond slices turn brown and crispy. Pour over asparagus. Pure buttery goodness mmmmmm.

pimplink · 03-23-2004, 01:34 AM

Butter is so good it fits to
whatever food you wanna eat!

03-21-2004, 01:51 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Butter is truly a gift from the Gods!!! Butter could help promote world peace it's so good! I put it in everything! What's your favorite recipe with Butter? __________________

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shermo Guest Posts: n/a	I like to sculpt it into weird things and then just eat it straight. My last butter sculpture was the Eiffel Tower. It was truely amazing!

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Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	I like to squish butter into my booty crack and run a mile or so. I then pop some corn on the stove and drop my drawers and let the butter drip onto the corn. It slowly oozes from between my crack and drizzles over the tops of the cream colored kernals emitting a warm, glowing hue... This is just one of the things I do with butter... care to hear more?

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	So you like warm, gooey ooze splattered onto your asscrack? I think they have a gay niche for that. __________________

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03-21-2004, 04:04 PM	#28
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	mix equal parts butter and hot sauce apply to fried chicken wings finger licking good

03-21-2004, 04:09 PM	#30
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	You'll love this cream of potato soup 4c peeled and cubed baking potatos 1c 3/4 inch sliced celery 1c coarsely chopped onion 2c water 1 Tablespoon salt 1c milk 1c whipping cream 3T butter 1/8 teaspoon pepper Combine potatos, celery, onion, water and salt in a large dutch over. Simmer covered about 20 minutes or until potatos are tender. Mash mixture to desired consistency ( I like mine mashed a lot). stir in remaining ingredients. Return to heat. Cook, simmering until soup is heated. Serve with garlic bread. You'll be in heaven.

03-21-2004, 04:12 PM	#31
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	This thread reminds me of the opening line of a really great song. some crazy fucker carved a sculpture out of butter and propped it up in the middle of the bonanza breakfast bar and i am stuffing toast and sausage into my pockets under a sign that says grand opening while my dog is waiting in the car i wake up, i check out i fill the tank and wash the windshield clean then i'm back out on the highway and BANG that's when i remember my dream: we were standing in a garden and i had a machine that made silence it just sucked up the whole opinionated din and there were no people on the payroll and there were no monkeys on our backs and i said, show me what you look like without skin science chases money and money chases its tail and the best minds of my generation can't make bail but the bacteria are coming to take us down that's my prediction it's the answer to this culture of the quick fix prescription but in the garden of simple where all of us are nameless you were never anything but beautiful to me and, you know, they never really owned you you just carried them around and then one day you put 'em down and found your hands were free so now it's early in the morning at the longitude of memphis and the sun is setting sweetly on hong kong and the big plan is just to keep spinning cuz the big bang is only just beginning and sometimes it's all that we can do just to hang on and what i meant to say is xxoo which means i'm thinking of ya which means i've been thinking of you all along

03-21-2004, 04:13 PM	#32
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	I went about 1-2 weeks eating a butter/margarine and toast every day and it must have added about half an inch to my waist... Never doing that again __________________

03-21-2004, 04:16 PM	#33
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	butter & salt on broccoli butter, salt and shredded cheese on broccoli

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	mash butter and molasses ( caro syrup if you can't handle the sorghum) together with a fork apply liberally to biscuits

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Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	in an emergeny butter can be used as lube __________________

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	salt+melted butter crab legs to dip

03-22-2004, 07:49 PM	#38
bling_machine Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 49	Fry pan tons of melting butter. Add almond slivers, toast until almond slices turn brown and crispy. Pour over asparagus. Pure buttery goodness mmmmmm.

03-23-2004, 01:34 AM	#39
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