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Originally posted by MrPheer
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I also enjoy placing approximately 8 sticks of presoftened butter into a rubber sugical glove. I make sure that ever nook and cranny is filled with the grease based, salty nectar of the gods. I tie the end of the rubber glove into a double not so that none of the tasty treat can escape the annals of the new found home it has found inside the phalange canals of the glove.
I then place the entire juicy ballon of greatness insids the back of my tighty whiteys. I adjourn to the grage where I climb atop the back of my gas grill. With a deep breath and an extremely loud yelp, I jump as high as I can into the spring sunshine and land flat on my derierre which in turn allows me to feel the gloove burst into what I would like to think is an orasmic frenxy and feel the butta engulf my assfat in all of it's dreamy splendor.
