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03-22-2004, 11:01 AM
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Suck it!
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Today's Funny
Jim decided to propose to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy
had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old's. He stated that it was okay, because he loved her so much. However, Jim felt this was the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant's, and I hope you can deal with that once we are married." She said, "Yes. I will marry you and learn to live with your infant- sized penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim rushed Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant's!" "It is . . . 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches!"
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03-22-2004, 06:54 PM
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Suck it!
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WTF, it was that bad huh?
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03-22-2004, 06:55 PM
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03-22-2004, 06:56 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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03-22-2004, 06:58 PM
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Adult Locals
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03-22-2004, 07:04 PM
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03-22-2004, 07:08 PM
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I like Dutch Girls
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i think i was like 12 when i heard that joke the first time, bout a guy who told women he was just like a baby down there same clue... that was over 20 yrs ago not joking
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03-22-2004, 07:17 PM
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Suck it!
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Alright, fuck it. I'll do better tomorrow.
Sorry
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03-22-2004, 07:37 PM
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03-23-2004, 01:42 AM
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funny!
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03-23-2004, 02:40 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I can't stop laughing!
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