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Tofu · 03-18-2004, 11:37 AM

Im really tired of all these "McDonalds is hiring", and "you will be an assistant manager at Wendy's" threads. Some of us who got into this business recently - actually went to school, saved a good amount of money, have a well paying job/business already, or have some sort of backup plan if this business doesnt work out.

Some people are really hopeless and dont stand a chance in this shit, but there are many others who learn and study the game for a while before jumping into it, those people build up slowly or hit the ground running. Newbies create TGP's to gain a basic understanding of traffic, SE's, and marketing. What the fuck is wrong with that? Did you not start somewhere? I often compare porn biz to selling dope (just for comparison); its crowded and anyone with with no money can sell an ounce, but real hustlers network, stack their money, build up to buying/selling weight, and eventually get out of the game with money to invest in other interests.

My point is; not every newb is a mindless, jobless fuck who lives in the basement of their parents house, banging away at a computer, hoping to get big dollars out of this business. Some people do this for a hobby or extra income and give two shits about buying a ferrari from porn money! I have a degree, I sell Hip Hop beats, and royalty-free music for commercials, films and porn video's. Being an account manager is perfect for someone like me, because the MAIN perk is that Im getting paid to network daily!!! If you think I havent built a wealth of resources, youre trippin!! And if porn vanished right this second, I would be standing across from a surgeon, making periareolar incisions for a breast biopsy, not flipping burgers.

(this isnt directed towards anyone in particular, but all of the fast food threads collectively)

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-18-2004, 11:39 AM

useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

Tofu · 03-18-2004, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.

polish_aristocrat · 03-18-2004, 11:41 AM

I would be representing Poland in the European Union.

brand0n · 03-18-2004, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

1st off
you have no fuckin clue who you are talking to?
2nd off
he was tryin to help you pretty much, give YOU (yes YOU you mother fucker, you reading this right now YOU) some insite.
3rd off
isnt your break over? i hear the fry machine dinging.

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-18-2004, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.

why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-18-2004, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

1st off
you have no fuckin clue who you are talking to?
2nd off
he was tryin to help you pretty much, give YOU (yes YOU you mother fucker, you reading this right now YOU) some insite.
3rd off
isnt your break over? i hear the fry machine dinging.

ok dokkie.
stop talking and start sucking ..NOW

Tofu · 03-18-2004, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe

why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.

get mad? this is the internet!

03-18-2004, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe

why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.

m00d · 03-18-2004, 11:44 AM

It's better to flip burgers at McDonald's than to do nothing at all. I get the feeling some of you never got off your ass to do anything before porn fell in your lap (no pun intended).

Tofu · 03-18-2004, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
It's better to flip burgers at McDonald's than to do nothing at all. I get the feeling some of you never got off your ass to do anything before porn fell in your lap (no pun intended).

also very true!

03-18-2004, 11:47 AM

goood post Tofu, it makes me think of my own situation

MT_Butterfly · 03-18-2004, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
Im really tired of all these "McDonalds is hiring", and "you will be an assistant manager at Wendy's" threads. Some of us who got into this business recently - actually went to school, saved a good amount of money, have a well paying job/business already, or have some sort of backup plan if this business doesnt work out.

Some people are really hopeless and dont stand a chance in this shit, but there are many others who learn and study the game for a while before jumping into it, those people build up slowly or hit the ground running. Newbies create TGP's to gain a basic understanding of traffic, SE's, and marketing. What the fuck is wrong with that? Did you not start somewhere? I often compare porn biz to selling dope (just for comparison); its crowded and anyone with with no money can sell an ounce, but real hustlers network, stack their money, build up to buying/selling weight, and eventually get out of the game with money to invest in other interests.

My point is; not every newb is a mindless, jobless fuck who lives in the basement of their parents house, banging away at a computer, hoping to get big dollars out of this business. Some people do this for a hobby or extra income and give two shits about buying a ferrari from porn money! I have a degree, I sell Hip Hop beats, and royalty-free music for commercials, films and porn video's. Being an account manager is perfect for someone like me, because the MAIN perk is that Im getting paid to network daily!!! If you think I havent built a wealth of resources, youre trippin!! And if porn vanished right this second, I would be standing across from a surgeon, making periareolar incisions for a breast biopsy, not flipping burgers.

(this isnt directed towards anyone in particular, but all of the fast food threads collectively)

Excellent post and well said!

DrewKole · 03-18-2004, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

I am sell vietgayy.com

i akcept wire.

$3000 I want

Thx, I expeckt ur money soon

Loryn · 03-18-2004, 12:10 PM

Very Well Said!!!

I love when you post like this Tofu. Makes me horny!!

HeadPimp · 03-18-2004, 12:11 PM

Quote:

why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?

What is that? I have heard of monks before, but the only munk I can think of is that character from the TV show...

Buddy · 03-18-2004, 12:12 PM

The problem that we face here daily, um, one of the problems I should say, is that since there is a degree of anonymity on the web people come here and pretend they are players. They talk all kinds of shit about how much money they are making and how many bitches they score and what kind of wheels they have on their car, and how much traffic they push, but in the end it is bullshit. But they keep talking and get their post counts up, and after a while they get accepted as part of the scene, just because they make a lot of noise and are kind of funny. But the truth is they don't have traffic, they just have time to post. Then every day more n00bs show up and to them these guys seem like big players, which just feeds into the silliness.
It has about a 4 month cycle; you can see it in action if you watch for it. n00b shows up and acts a fool, posts like 100 times a day, then if they don't get banned in 4 months they have a few thousand posts and start acting like big players. If you watch, you see they never talk real business, they never send you traffic or sales, they just talk.
If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.

Tofu · 03-18-2004, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
The problem that we face here daily, um, one of the problems I should say, is that since there is a degree of anonymity on the web people come here and pretend they are players. They talk all kinds of shit about how much money they are making and how many bitches they score and what kind of wheels they have on their car, and how much traffic they push, but in the end it is bullshit. But they keep talking and get their post counts up, and after a while they get accepted as part of the scene, just because they make a lot of noise and are kind of funny. But the truth is they don't have traffic, they just have time to post. Then every day more n00bs show up and to them these guys seem like big players, which just feeds into the silliness.
It has about a 4 month cycle; you can see it in action if you watch for it. n00b shows up and acts a fool, posts like 100 times a day, then if they don't get banned in 4 months they have a few thousand posts and start acting like big players. If you watch, you see they never talk real business, they never send you traffic or sales, they just talk.
If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.

I wish I had posted that ! Goodshit buddy! I have learned alot from YOU as well!

fyrflygrl · 03-18-2004, 12:22 PM

Well said, Tofu

Fyrflygrl

m00d · 03-18-2004, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy

If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.

I appears from your post that you have fallen victim to exactly what you are ripping on others for.

Babagirls · 03-18-2004, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.

LMAO

I think this is a great thread! Well said!! This board is full of haters & must have forgot that we were ALL newbies at one time. God forbid someone asks a question....they get knocked down real fuckin quick "Your dumb, you useless, you flip burgers" blah blah blah.

Buddy · 03-18-2004, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d

I appears from your post that you have fallen victim to exactly what you are ripping on others for.

Says the hater with the playboy cash sig.

digifan · 03-18-2004, 12:56 PM

Great post.. thank you Tofu

Tofu · 03-18-2004, 07:01 PM

night bump.

slackologist · 03-18-2004, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.

BradM · 03-18-2004, 07:02 PM

Always wise words from Tofu.

chupachups · 03-18-2004, 07:07 PM

Well said Tofu!

Vitasoy · 03-18-2004, 07:10 PM

That was a great read. Right on

hoe_vender · 03-18-2004, 07:37 PM

no thanks

TekayRoyal · 03-18-2004, 07:41 PM

Tofu....you are my new inspiration......i am exactly in your shoes

raster · 03-18-2004, 08:40 PM

Good thread, anyone for popcorn

03-18-2004, 08:45 PM

Amazing post Tofu.
I've always felt this way, and I've done exactly as you've said. I started out with TGP to learn the ropes, and now I'm moving on to bigger and better things. There are a percentage of individuals who actually want to learn and mature in this business. There are also those of us with Degrees, backup plans and other talents.

boneprone · 03-18-2004, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com

yeah, right on your forhead, bitch.

Haaaa!!

boneprone · 03-18-2004, 08:48 PM

Luc...

I have an Application for ya....

Its for a AZN fast food resturant..

Dildozer · 03-18-2004, 08:53 PM

Here's a picture of Oracle Porn's boss

riosluts · 03-18-2004, 08:55 PM

omg you this thread is a waste of GFY space and bandwdith

Illicit · 03-18-2004, 09:18 PM

Great Post !

Ive got an Engineering Degree and make good money. Just playing with this shit on the side for extra money. When I think I figure everything out (if ever) I might put some real cash into it. Until then, it stays in hobby mode.

psyko514 · 03-18-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
Here's a picture of Oracle Porn's boss

damn... i'd hit it.

Living For Today · 03-18-2004, 09:25 PM

really good post tofu.

psyko514 · 03-18-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hoe_vender
no thanks

i will kill you.

nathan_f · 03-18-2004, 09:33 PM

nice post

it was a good read.

03-18-2004, 11:37 AM	#1
Tofu The Video Specialist Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California Posts: 5,615	Suck my McDick Im really tired of all these "McDonalds is hiring", and "you will be an assistant manager at Wendy's" threads. Some of us who got into this business recently - actually went to school, saved a good amount of money, have a well paying job/business already, or have some sort of backup plan if this business doesnt work out. Some people are really hopeless and dont stand a chance in this shit, but there are many others who learn and study the game for a while before jumping into it, those people build up slowly or hit the ground running. Newbies create TGP's to gain a basic understanding of traffic, SE's, and marketing. What the fuck is wrong with that? Did you not start somewhere? I often compare porn biz to selling dope (just for comparison); its crowded and anyone with with no money can sell an ounce, but real hustlers network, stack their money, build up to buying/selling weight, and eventually get out of the game with money to invest in other interests. My point is; not every newb is a mindless, jobless fuck who lives in the basement of their parents house, banging away at a computer, hoping to get big dollars out of this business. Some people do this for a hobby or extra income and give two shits about buying a ferrari from porn money! I have a degree, I sell Hip Hop beats, and royalty-free music for commercials, films and porn video's. Being an account manager is perfect for someone like me, because the MAIN perk is that Im getting paid to network daily!!! If you think I havent built a wealth of resources, youre trippin!! And if porn vanished right this second, I would be standing across from a surgeon, making periareolar incisions for a breast biopsy, not flipping burgers. (this isnt directed towards anyone in particular, but all of the fast food threads collectively) __________________ tofu916 video services - tofu916.com twitter: tofu916 \| skype: tofu916 \| tel: 916-672-TOFU \| e: tofu # tofu916.com

03-18-2004, 11:41 AM	#4
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	I would be representing Poland in the European Union. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

03-18-2004, 11:47 AM	#12
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	goood post Tofu, it makes me think of my own situation Last edited by buddyjuf; 03-18-2004 at 11:52 AM..

03-18-2004, 12:10 PM	#15
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	Very Well Said!!! I love when you post like this Tofu. Makes me horny!! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

03-18-2004, 12:22 PM	#19
fyrflygrl Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 250	Well said, Tofu Fyrflygrl __________________ Fyrflygrl! Reciprocal links are great, but you can get High Ranked one way links at LinkAdage Auctions!

03-18-2004, 11:39 AM	#2
AZN 4 Lyfe So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 974	useless post. go jerk off now dude.

03-18-2004, 11:44 AM	#10
m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	It's better to flip burgers at McDonald's than to do nothing at all. I get the feeling some of you never got off your ass to do anything before porn fell in your lap (no pun intended).

03-18-2004, 12:12 PM	#17
Buddy Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: FlashCa$h Headquarters Posts: 1,828	The problem that we face here daily, um, one of the problems I should say, is that since there is a degree of anonymity on the web people come here and pretend they are players. They talk all kinds of shit about how much money they are making and how many bitches they score and what kind of wheels they have on their car, and how much traffic they push, but in the end it is bullshit. But they keep talking and get their post counts up, and after a while they get accepted as part of the scene, just because they make a lot of noise and are kind of funny. But the truth is they don't have traffic, they just have time to post. Then every day more n00bs show up and to them these guys seem like big players, which just feeds into the silliness. It has about a 4 month cycle; you can see it in action if you watch for it. n00b shows up and acts a fool, posts like 100 times a day, then if they don't get banned in 4 months they have a few thousand posts and start acting like big players. If you watch, you see they never talk real business, they never send you traffic or sales, they just talk. If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there. I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.

03-18-2004, 12:56 PM	#23
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Great post.. thank you Tofu __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

03-18-2004, 07:01 PM	#24
Tofu The Video Specialist Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California Posts: 5,615	night bump. __________________ tofu916 video services - tofu916.com twitter: tofu916 \| skype: tofu916 \| tel: 916-672-TOFU \| e: tofu # tofu916.com

03-18-2004, 07:02 PM	#26
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Always wise words from Tofu.

03-18-2004, 07:07 PM	#27
chupachups Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden/Spain you sum bitch! Posts: 6,576	Well said Tofu!

03-18-2004, 07:10 PM	#28
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	That was a great read. Right on __________________ [email protected]

03-18-2004, 07:37 PM	#29
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TekayRoyal Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Nebrasarkantucky Posts: 930	Tofu....you are my new inspiration......i am exactly in your shoes

03-18-2004, 08:40 PM	#31
raster Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 784	Good thread, anyone for popcorn

03-18-2004, 08:45 PM	#32
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Amazing post Tofu. I've always felt this way, and I've done exactly as you've said. I started out with TGP to learn the ropes, and now I'm moving on to bigger and better things. There are a percentage of individuals who actually want to learn and mature in this business. There are also those of us with Degrees, backup plans and other talents.

03-18-2004, 08:48 PM	#34
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Luc... I have an Application for ya.... Its for a AZN fast food resturant.. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

03-18-2004, 08:53 PM	#35
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03-18-2004, 08:55 PM	#36
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	omg you this thread is a waste of GFY space and bandwdith __________________

03-18-2004, 09:18 PM	#37
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	Great Post ! Ive got an Engineering Degree and make good money. Just playing with this shit on the side for extra money. When I think I figure everything out (if ever) I might put some real cash into it. Until then, it stays in hobby mode. __________________ Insert Sig Here

03-18-2004, 09:25 PM	#39
Living For Today Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 3,970	really good post tofu.

03-18-2004, 09:33 PM	#41
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	nice post it was a good read.