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Tofu 03-18-2004 11:37 AM

Suck my McDick
 
Im really tired of all these "McDonalds is hiring", and "you will be an assistant manager at Wendy's" threads. Some of us who got into this business recently - actually went to school, saved a good amount of money, have a well paying job/business already, or have some sort of backup plan if this business doesnt work out.

Some people are really hopeless and dont stand a chance in this shit, but there are many others who learn and study the game for a while before jumping into it, those people build up slowly or hit the ground running. Newbies create TGP's to gain a basic understanding of traffic, SE's, and marketing. What the fuck is wrong with that? Did you not start somewhere? I often compare porn biz to selling dope (just for comparison); its crowded and anyone with with no money can sell an ounce, but real hustlers network, stack their money, build up to buying/selling weight, and eventually get out of the game with money to invest in other interests.

My point is; not every newb is a mindless, jobless fuck who lives in the basement of their parents house, banging away at a computer, hoping to get big dollars out of this business. Some people do this for a hobby or extra income and give two shits about buying a ferrari from porn money! I have a degree, I sell Hip Hop beats, and royalty-free music for commercials, films and porn video's. Being an account manager is perfect for someone like me, because the MAIN perk is that Im getting paid to network daily!!! If you think I havent built a wealth of resources, youre trippin!! And if porn vanished right this second, I would be standing across from a surgeon, making periareolar incisions for a breast biopsy, not flipping burgers. :glugglug


(this isnt directed towards anyone in particular, but all of the fast food threads collectively)

AZN 4 Lyfe 03-18-2004 11:39 AM

useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

Tofu 03-18-2004 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

yeah, right on your forhead, bitch. :glugglug

polish_aristocrat 03-18-2004 11:41 AM

I would be representing Poland in the European Union.

brand0n 03-18-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

1st off
you have no fuckin clue who you are talking to?
2nd off
he was tryin to help you pretty much, give YOU (yes YOU you mother fucker, you reading this right now YOU) some insite.
3rd off
isnt your break over? i hear the fry machine dinging.

AZN 4 Lyfe 03-18-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


yeah, right on your forhead, bitch. :glugglug

why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.
:(

AZN 4 Lyfe 03-18-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n

1st off
you have no fuckin clue who you are talking to?
2nd off
he was tryin to help you pretty much, give YOU (yes YOU you mother fucker, you reading this right now YOU) some insite.
3rd off
isnt your break over? i hear the fry machine dinging.

ok dokkie.
stop talking and start sucking ..NOW

Tofu 03-18-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe


why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.
:(

get mad? this is the internet! :1orglaugh

buddyjuf 03-18-2004 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe


why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
I'd be pissed if i post something and people reply that kind of shit to my thread.
:(

:1orglaugh

m00d 03-18-2004 11:44 AM

It's better to flip burgers at McDonald's than to do nothing at all. I get the feeling some of you never got off your ass to do anything before porn fell in your lap (no pun intended).

Tofu 03-18-2004 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
It's better to flip burgers at McDonald's than to do nothing at all. I get the feeling some of you never got off your ass to do anything before porn fell in your lap (no pun intended).
also very true!

buddyjuf 03-18-2004 11:47 AM

goood post Tofu, it makes me think of my own situation :glugglug

MT_Butterfly 03-18-2004 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com
Im really tired of all these "McDonalds is hiring", and "you will be an assistant manager at Wendy's" threads. Some of us who got into this business recently - actually went to school, saved a good amount of money, have a well paying job/business already, or have some sort of backup plan if this business doesnt work out.

Some people are really hopeless and dont stand a chance in this shit, but there are many others who learn and study the game for a while before jumping into it, those people build up slowly or hit the ground running. Newbies create TGP's to gain a basic understanding of traffic, SE's, and marketing. What the fuck is wrong with that? Did you not start somewhere? I often compare porn biz to selling dope (just for comparison); its crowded and anyone with with no money can sell an ounce, but real hustlers network, stack their money, build up to buying/selling weight, and eventually get out of the game with money to invest in other interests.

My point is; not every newb is a mindless, jobless fuck who lives in the basement of their parents house, banging away at a computer, hoping to get big dollars out of this business. Some people do this for a hobby or extra income and give two shits about buying a ferrari from porn money! I have a degree, I sell Hip Hop beats, and royalty-free music for commercials, films and porn video's. Being an account manager is perfect for someone like me, because the MAIN perk is that Im getting paid to network daily!!! If you think I havent built a wealth of resources, youre trippin!! And if porn vanished right this second, I would be standing across from a surgeon, making periareolar incisions for a breast biopsy, not flipping burgers. :glugglug


(this isnt directed towards anyone in particular, but all of the fast food threads collectively)

Excellent post and well said! :thumbsup

DrewKole 03-18-2004 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
useless post.
go jerk off now dude.

I am sell vietgayy.com

i akcept wire.

$3000 I want

Thx, I expeckt ur money soon

Loryn 03-18-2004 12:10 PM

Very Well Said!!! :thumbsup

I love when you post like this Tofu. Makes me horny!! :Graucho

HeadPimp 03-18-2004 12:11 PM

Quote:

why dont you get mad ? are you a munk ?
What is that? I have heard of monks before, but the only munk I can think of is that character from the TV show...

:1orglaugh

Buddy 03-18-2004 12:12 PM

The problem that we face here daily, um, one of the problems I should say, is that since there is a degree of anonymity on the web people come here and pretend they are players. They talk all kinds of shit about how much money they are making and how many bitches they score and what kind of wheels they have on their car, and how much traffic they push, but in the end it is bullshit. But they keep talking and get their post counts up, and after a while they get accepted as part of the scene, just because they make a lot of noise and are kind of funny. But the truth is they don't have traffic, they just have time to post. Then every day more n00bs show up and to them these guys seem like big players, which just feeds into the silliness.
It has about a 4 month cycle; you can see it in action if you watch for it. n00b shows up and acts a fool, posts like 100 times a day, then if they don't get banned in 4 months they have a few thousand posts and start acting like big players. If you watch, you see they never talk real business, they never send you traffic or sales, they just talk.
If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.

Tofu 03-18-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy
The problem that we face here daily, um, one of the problems I should say, is that since there is a degree of anonymity on the web people come here and pretend they are players. They talk all kinds of shit about how much money they are making and how many bitches they score and what kind of wheels they have on their car, and how much traffic they push, but in the end it is bullshit. But they keep talking and get their post counts up, and after a while they get accepted as part of the scene, just because they make a lot of noise and are kind of funny. But the truth is they don't have traffic, they just have time to post. Then every day more n00bs show up and to them these guys seem like big players, which just feeds into the silliness.
It has about a 4 month cycle; you can see it in action if you watch for it. n00b shows up and acts a fool, posts like 100 times a day, then if they don't get banned in 4 months they have a few thousand posts and start acting like big players. If you watch, you see they never talk real business, they never send you traffic or sales, they just talk.
If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.

I wish I had posted that ! Goodshit buddy! I have learned alot from YOU as well! :thumbsup

fyrflygrl 03-18-2004 12:22 PM

Well said, Tofu :thumbsup

Fyrflygrl

m00d 03-18-2004 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buddy

If you are a n00b it is wise to spend some time trying to figure out who really is a player and who isn't. Find someone in the biz that can mentor you. They are out there.
I wouldn't have been able to get started if it wasn't for Lensman, Eric, and Ram.

I appears from your post that you have fallen victim to exactly what you are ripping on others for.:2 cents:

Babagirls 03-18-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


yeah, right on your forhead, bitch. :glugglug

LMAO :1orglaugh

I think this is a great thread! Well said!! This board is full of haters & must have forgot that we were ALL newbies at one time. God forbid someone asks a question....they get knocked down real fuckin quick "Your dumb, you useless, you flip burgers" blah blah blah.

Buddy 03-18-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d


I appears from your post that you have fallen victim to exactly what you are ripping on others for.:2 cents:

Says the hater with the playboy cash sig.

digifan 03-18-2004 12:56 PM

Great post.. thank you Tofu :thumbsup

Tofu 03-18-2004 07:01 PM

night bump.

slackologist 03-18-2004 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


yeah, right on your forhead, bitch. :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

BradM 03-18-2004 07:02 PM

Always wise words from Tofu.

chupachups 03-18-2004 07:07 PM

Well said Tofu!:thumbsup

Vitasoy 03-18-2004 07:10 PM

That was a great read. Right on :thumbsup

hoe_vender 03-18-2004 07:37 PM

no thanks

TekayRoyal 03-18-2004 07:41 PM

Tofu....you are my new inspiration......i am exactly in your shoes

raster 03-18-2004 08:40 PM

Good thread, anyone for popcorn

shermo 03-18-2004 08:45 PM

Amazing post Tofu.
I've always felt this way, and I've done exactly as you've said. I started out with TGP to learn the ropes, and now I'm moving on to bigger and better things. There are a percentage of individuals who actually want to learn and mature in this business. There are also those of us with Degrees, backup plans and other talents. :thumbsup

boneprone 03-18-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tofu-Adult.com


yeah, right on your forhead, bitch. :glugglug


Haaaa!!

boneprone 03-18-2004 08:48 PM

Luc...

I have an Application for ya....

Its for a AZN fast food resturant..

Dildozer 03-18-2004 08:53 PM

Here's a picture of Oracle Porn's boss

http://cactusgem.tripod.com/images/char_mcdonalds.jpg

riosluts 03-18-2004 08:55 PM

omg you this thread is a waste of GFY space and bandwdith

Illicit 03-18-2004 09:18 PM

Great Post ! :thumbsup

Ive got an Engineering Degree and make good money. Just playing with this shit on the side for extra money. When I think I figure everything out (if ever) I might put some real cash into it. Until then, it stays in hobby mode.

psyko514 03-18-2004 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
Here's a picture of Oracle Porn's boss

http://cactusgem.tripod.com/images/char_mcdonalds.jpg

damn... i'd hit it.

Living For Today 03-18-2004 09:25 PM

really good post tofu.

psyko514 03-18-2004 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hoe_vender
no thanks
i will kill you.

nathan_f 03-18-2004 09:33 PM

nice post :thumbsup

it was a good read.


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