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sixxxth_sense · 02-27-2004, 10:27 AM

Those motherfucker from Capital One called my house 5 days in a row now. They fucking don't know what NO means! i'm so fucking pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!

Tofu · 02-27-2004, 10:29 AM

aaah, dont worry yourself. telemarkers are like exit consoles....

=^..^= · 02-27-2004, 10:30 AM

ask them if you can call them back at their house after business hours
never fails

B40 · 02-27-2004, 10:31 AM

Just ask them to hold on and leave the phone off the hook.....after a minute they'll figure it out and if they keep calling, do it again

NinjaSteve · 02-27-2004, 10:32 AM

screen your calls! screen your calls!

Or don't use the land line, use your cell phone all the time.

Babagirls · 02-27-2004, 10:32 AM

i hate when they call at 8AM

kowntafit · 02-27-2004, 11:00 AM

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aaah, dont worry yourself. telemarkers are like exit consoles....

JunkyardDog · 02-27-2004, 11:07 AM

that no call list has really helped

asuna · 02-27-2004, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
i hate when they call at 8AM

8am? lucky you lol, i know someone who used to run a room and newbies wouldn't think that some people are three hours behind

9:15am EST is 6:15am PST

Krille · 02-27-2004, 11:21 AM

just say no to telemarketers

tbabe · 02-27-2004, 11:25 AM

the worst is those columbia house bastards, once they get a couple bucks out of you, you cant get rid of them

swedguy · 02-27-2004, 11:25 AM

Just ask them what they're wearing and tell them that you're touching yourself right now.

It never fails

ZoiNk · 02-27-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by sixxxth_sense
Those motherfucker from Capital One called my house 5 days in a row now. They fucking don't know what NO means! i'm so fucking pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you saying "not interested" or are you simply hanging up? Hanging up on them puts you in the que to be called back the next day. Simple say "Put me on your do not call list". Make sure they hear you and say they are. If not, repeat it if they ask you what you said. They will then leave you alone.

ZoiNk

BradM · 02-27-2004, 11:35 AM

Gimme your phone number.

HarlotCash Dyker · 02-27-2004, 11:40 AM

Telemarketers have several lists -
The one to get your name on is:
The sick fuckers list -

How to get on it?
Easy -
When you realise you are being phonespammed, start grunting like a pig.
Ask the caller if she can wait coz you are fucking your dog and invite him/her to listen. (You are breathing heavily and grunting a little at this time - )

A farting sound, followed by an exclamation: "Rover, you dirty bastard you've just shit all over my bollocks," helps keep their attention.

Make wild orgasmic sounds - Now try to chat up the caller Male or female - Either way disgusts them. (At the same time you are telling your dog to lick the shit of your nuts)

This method usually works - If the marketer is a female and she DOES call back again - Ask for her address - Because she is likely to be into any pervertions going, and probably ok of a one night stand!

foolio · 02-27-2004, 11:52 AM

Why not just join the do not call list?

bdld · 02-27-2004, 12:33 PM

i just hang up, if i give them my business that would just make them call even more

icedemon · 02-27-2004, 12:40 PM

You have several choices when a telemarketer calls. All have been pretty much suggested. One is to tell them to be put on their "Do Not Call List". Another is more fun in my opinion. That is to mess with them I love messing with telemarketers.

pimplink · 03-13-2004, 01:29 AM

just don't mind them!!

Mr. Marks · 03-15-2004, 11:34 PM

They are just doing their job. They are really irritating though.

sixxxth_sense · 03-15-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by ZoiNk

Are you saying "not interested" or are you simply hanging up? Hanging up on them puts you in the que to be called back the next day. Simple say "Put me on your do not call list". Make sure they hear you and say they are. If not, repeat it if they ask you what you said. They will then leave you alone.

ZoiNk

I told them not to call, and they called again!!! I was pissed off!

beemk · 03-15-2004, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by =^..^=
ask them if you can call them back at their house after business hours
never fails

yeah, i'm sure they don't hear that 100x a day.

reynold · 03-15-2004, 11:38 PM

Yeah, just like the rest of us.
give them a break.

cherrylula · 03-15-2004, 11:39 PM

Tell them you are moving out of the country in a couple weeks.

They never call back.

Babagirls · 03-15-2004, 11:40 PM

i have to unplug the phone 90% of the time...they wont stop calling!! no matter HOW many times they call and i tell them no and take me off their fuckin list....tired of waking up at 6AM to those fuckers.

fuck it, me and the Mr both have cell phones on 24/7...anyone who needs us can reach us that way.

FlyingIguana · 03-15-2004, 11:47 PM

isn't capitol one the ones with the no hassle card? or is it, we hassle you until you take the card? i'm confused

ZoiNk · 03-15-2004, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by sixxxth_sense

I told them not to call, and they called again!!! I was pissed off!

Did you say. Don't call here again please _OR_ "Put me on your do not call list". There is a difference. If you say sternly and not as a question, they have to in the US (and they do so anyway in canada as well, not sure about other countries). They have 6 weeks to add you in the US which they can call you again, after that you can get large $$$ from them if they call again.

The thing is you can't say something like "could you please not call here again?" That is like a question, not a statement of putting you on their do not call list.

For those that say hanging up.. Well, I do know of one company that will call you as soon 6 hours later if you hangup, and if you continue to hangup, you will be added to the que again for redial. If you are going to hang up, say you are not intersted first, will put you in a several month recall que. Do not call list is the BEST, and normally gets you on several company lists since telemarketing is typically outsourced, and the companies that call, call for various merchants.

ZoiNk

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 11:54 PM

Yea that's getting really annoying . Here in canada they have made a list of phones who don't want to be called and this works pretty well for 95 % of the telemarketing compagnies . I almost never get any calls nowdays

02-27-2004, 10:27 AM	#1
sixxxth_sense So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: T.O. Posts: 2,430	I hate telephone marketing calls Those motherfucker from Capital One called my house 5 days in a row now. They fucking don't know what NO means! i'm so fucking pissed off!!!!!!!!!!!

02-27-2004, 10:29 AM	#2
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02-27-2004, 10:30 AM	#3
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02-27-2004, 10:31 AM	#4
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Just ask them to hold on and leave the phone off the hook.....after a minute they'll figure it out and if they keep calling, do it again __________________

02-27-2004, 10:32 AM	#5
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	screen your calls! screen your calls! Or don't use the land line, use your cell phone all the time. __________________ ...

02-27-2004, 10:32 AM	#6
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	i hate when they call at 8AM

02-27-2004, 11:07 AM	#8
JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	that no call list has really helped

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Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	just say no to telemarketers

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swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	Just ask them what they're wearing and tell them that you're touching yourself right now. It never fails

02-27-2004, 11:35 AM	#14
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02-27-2004, 11:40 AM	#15
HarlotCash Dyker Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: At a whorehouse near you Posts: 1,828	Telemarketers have several lists - The one to get your name on is: The sick fuckers list - How to get on it? Easy - When you realise you are being phonespammed, start grunting like a pig. Ask the caller if she can wait coz you are fucking your dog and invite him/her to listen. (You are breathing heavily and grunting a little at this time - ) A farting sound, followed by an exclamation: "Rover, you dirty bastard you've just shit all over my bollocks," helps keep their attention. Make wild orgasmic sounds - Now try to chat up the caller Male or female - Either way disgusts them. (At the same time you are telling your dog to lick the shit of your nuts) This method usually works - If the marketer is a female and she DOES call back again - Ask for her address - Because she is likely to be into any pervertions going, and probably ok of a one night stand! __________________ !!!Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash!!!

02-27-2004, 11:52 AM	#16
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	Why not just join the do not call list? __________________

02-27-2004, 12:33 PM	#17
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	i just hang up, if i give them my business that would just make them call even more

02-27-2004, 12:40 PM	#18
icedemon Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Lutz, FL Posts: 1,022	You have several choices when a telemarketer calls. All have been pretty much suggested. One is to tell them to be put on their "Do Not Call List". Another is more fun in my opinion. That is to mess with them I love messing with telemarketers. __________________ Clips4Sale.com

03-13-2004, 01:29 AM	#19
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03-15-2004, 11:34 PM	#20
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	They are just doing their job. They are really irritating though.

03-15-2004, 11:38 PM	#23
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Yeah, just like the rest of us. give them a break.

03-15-2004, 11:39 PM	#24
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Tell them you are moving out of the country in a couple weeks. They never call back.

03-15-2004, 11:40 PM	#25
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	i have to unplug the phone 90% of the time...they wont stop calling!! no matter HOW many times they call and i tell them no and take me off their fuckin list....tired of waking up at 6AM to those fuckers. fuck it, me and the Mr both have cell phones on 24/7...anyone who needs us can reach us that way. __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

03-15-2004, 11:47 PM	#26
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	isn't capitol one the ones with the no hassle card? or is it, we hassle you until you take the card? i'm confused