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Telemarketers have several lists -
The one to get your name on is:
The sick fuckers list -
How to get on it?
Easy -
When you realise you are being phonespammed, start grunting like a pig.
Ask the caller if she can wait coz you are fucking your dog and invite him/her to listen. (You are breathing heavily and grunting a little at this time - )
A farting sound, followed by an exclamation: "Rover, you dirty bastard you've just shit all over my bollocks," helps keep their attention.
Make wild orgasmic sounds - Now try to chat up the caller Male or female - Either way disgusts them. (At the same time you are telling your dog to lick the shit of your nuts)
This method usually works - If the marketer is a female and she DOES call back again - Ask for her address - Because she is likely to be into any pervertions going, and probably ok of a one night stand!
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