Ralph Wiggum - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 03-15-2004, 12:08 PM

I don't think he gets enough love. Afterall he bent his wookie and that must have been painful.

I vote for him as one of the best 'non-simpson' Simpson.

Manowar · 03-15-2004, 12:09 PM

My cat's breath smells like cat food

Shoehorn! · 03-15-2004, 12:11 PM

http://www.chasebrown.com/70RalphWiggumSayings.mp3

SMG · 03-15-2004, 12:11 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
My cat's breath smells like cat food

my cat's pussy smells like cat food

Lykos · 03-15-2004, 12:17 PM

Yeah,u r right

The Simpsons are simply the best show on tv

liquidmoe · 03-15-2004, 12:18 PM

Me fail english, thats un-possible.

Though Family Guy is better, someone had to say it.

Sarah_Jayne · 03-15-2004, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
Me fail english, thats un-possible.

Though Family Guy is better, someone had to say it.

somebody had to be the first to be wrong ;)

ldinternet · 03-15-2004, 12:26 PM

Television was made for The Simpsons.

Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

stevecore · 03-15-2004, 12:27 PM

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

alecb · 03-15-2004, 12:28 PM

so, do you like stuff?

stevecore · 03-15-2004, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Television was made for The Simpsons.

Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

ive got that episode saved on Tivo. ive been meaning to make that whole homer rant my voice message for a few weeks now. that is absolutley the best homerism ever!

C-Bass · 03-15-2004, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Television was made for The Simpsons.

Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

RedShoe · 03-15-2004, 12:35 PM

I forget why, but Ralph ate some rotten grapes or some shit, but after he ate them he said, "OW!! It tastes like burning"

Another line of his, "The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there"

Turboface · 03-15-2004, 12:36 PM

Shoehorn! · 03-15-2004, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Television was made for The Simpsons.

Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pure genius.

brand0n · 03-15-2004, 12:41 PM

what about abu?

Manowar · 03-15-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Turboface

i was waiting for that picture in this thread

Shoehorn! · 03-15-2004, 12:50 PM

Not a Ralph Wiggum quote, but funny nonetheless.

"Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves."

- Homer Simpson

gsimm33 · 03-15-2004, 12:54 PM

"I bent my wookie."

Sarah_Jayne · 03-15-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by gsimm33
"I bent my wookie."

see, and that is why I love him.

mastamindz · 03-15-2004, 03:07 PM

I think Ralph should have his own show

Sarah_Jayne · 03-15-2004, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
I think Ralph should have his own show

yes!

03-15-2004, 12:08 PM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Ralph Wiggum I don't think he gets enough love. Afterall he bent his wookie and that must have been painful. I vote for him as one of the best 'non-simpson' Simpson.

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Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	http://www.chasebrown.com/70RalphWiggumSayings.mp3 __________________

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Lykos Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: World Posts: 31,030	Yeah,u r right The Simpsons are simply the best show on tv __________________

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ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Television was made for The Simpsons. Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze! Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game: Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I forget why, but Ralph ate some rotten grapes or some shit, but after he ate them he said, "OW!! It tastes like burning" Another line of his, "The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there" __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Not a Ralph Wiggum quote, but funny nonetheless. "Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves." - Homer Simpson __________________

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mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	I think Ralph should have his own show __________________ If you click here, you will make money.