Ralph Wiggum
 

I don't think he gets enough love. Afterall he bent his wookie and that must have been painful.

I vote for him as one of the best 'non-simpson' Simpson.

My cat's breath smells like cat food

my cat's pussy smells like cat food

Yeah,u r right:)
The Simpsons are simply the best show on tv:thumbsup

Me fail english, thats un-possible.

Though Family Guy is better, someone had to say it.

somebody had to be the first to be wrong ;)

Television was made for The Simpsons. :glugglug


Homer: STEALING?! How COULD YOU! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons in church, Captain Whatshisname?! We live in a socieity of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies, for fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing!! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects... brrrrrrrrrummm, pyowww, nuhhhhhh, myoooowwww, HONK HONK... hehehe. Where was I? Oh yeah... stay out of my booze!

Another from the same episode, after Bart tries to steal a video game:

Homer: OK, I figured out the boy's punishment. First of all, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for 3 months.

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

so, do you like stuff?

ive got that episode saved on Tivo. ive been meaning to make that whole homer rant my voice message for a few weeks now. that is absolutley the best homerism ever!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I forget why, but Ralph ate some rotten grapes or some shit, but after he ate them he said, "OW!! It tastes like burning"


Another line of his, "The doctor said my nose would stop bleeding if I just kept my finger out of there"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pure genius.

what about abu?

i was waiting for that picture in this thread :1orglaugh

Not a Ralph Wiggum quote, but funny nonetheless.

"Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves."

- Homer Simpson

"I bent my wookie."

see, and that is why I love him.

I think Ralph should have his own show

yes!