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Old 03-14-2004, 06:43 PM   #1
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Top 10 reasons Juicylinks can't get laid.
10. Flies stick to his hairgel
9. Constantly striking poses during conversations with women
8. Asks his dates for help with php
7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
6. When a girl has a drink with him, he has water
5. Smokes 4 newports simultaneously
4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets
3. q factor stands for queer factor
2. when a girl on match.com asks for pics of him, he sends her photoshopped pics of him as the pope


1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:48 PM   #2
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:49 PM   #3
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7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
Haha too funny
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:49 PM   #4
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:49 PM   #5
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:54 PM   #6
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1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:56 PM   #7
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:56 PM   #8
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:57 PM   #9
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I think because he's juicy.
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:57 PM   #10
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:57 PM   #11
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Any comment from the Juice?


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Old 03-14-2004, 06:59 PM   #12
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10. Flies stick to his hairgel
9. Constantly striking poses during conversations with women
8. Asks his dates for help with php
7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
6. When a girl has a drink with him, he has water
5. Smokes 4 newports simultaneously
4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets
3. q factor stands for queer factor
2. when a girl on match.com asks for pics of him, he sends her photoshopped pics of him as the pope


1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"


That's just pure evil... lol.
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:02 PM   #13
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:02 PM   #14
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:05 PM   #15
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Constantly striking poses during conversations with women


But I think this one gets him laid!!
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:05 PM   #16
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:10 PM   #17
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Don't forget receding hairline. Just fuckin witcha Juicy!
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:20 PM   #18
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8. Asks his dates for help with php
7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets



Made me laugh, you shiny little twink.
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:32 PM   #19
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He's too sexy for his goddamn self!
THAT's his problem!
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:33 PM   #20
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:35 PM   #21
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He's too sexy for his goddamn self!
THAT's his problem!
and THATS THE TRUTH!
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:48 PM   #22
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:50 PM   #23
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9. Constantly striking poses during conversations with women
hahahahhaa
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Old 03-14-2004, 07:52 PM   #24
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:10 PM   #25
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He's too sexy for his goddamn self!
lieeessss
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:14 PM   #26
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Old 03-14-2004, 08:19 PM   #27
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Gotta admit grogan... that was pretty damn good.
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Old 03-14-2004, 10:13 PM   #28
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Old 03-14-2004, 10:18 PM   #30
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Old 03-15-2004, 12:59 AM   #33
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oh what the hell...bump for the late nighters
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Old 03-15-2004, 01:55 PM   #34
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everyones seen it but one more bump
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:43 PM   #35
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oh what the hell...bump for the late nighters
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:45 PM   #36
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Old 03-15-2004, 11:53 PM   #37
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Because he is Juicy!
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:12 AM   #40
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You forgot to say that he keeps cheating on 'em with them damn FLESHLIGHTS
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Old 10-30-2005, 02:08 AM   #42
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lmao.. nice one dude!
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