Thread: Top 10 reasons Juicylinks can't get laid.
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Old 03-14-2004, 06:59 PM  
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10. Flies stick to his hairgel
9. Constantly striking poses during conversations with women
8. Asks his dates for help with php
7. Has a roomate, shares a bedroom seperated by wall of programming books
6. When a girl has a drink with him, he has water
5. Smokes 4 newports simultaneously
4. Sells spots to affiliate programs on his t-shirts, suits, shoes and bedsheets
3. q factor stands for queer factor
2. when a girl on match.com asks for pics of him, he sends her photoshopped pics of him as the pope


1. When a girl approaches him in a club and says "Hi I'm new in town" Juicy promptly replies "Go Fuck Yourself!"


That's just pure evil... lol.
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