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Old 03-11-2004, 07:07 PM   #1
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The following ad ran in The Atlanta Journal
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play,

take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a

pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home

from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:09 PM   #2
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:11 PM   #3
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I have heard these before, but for some reason this one got me. My brain was in GFY mode so I was thinking wow this chick sounds cool. Okay what perverted thing is going to come out of this? And it turned out to be a puppy. AWWWW!!!
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:12 PM   #4
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:13 PM   #5
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Yeah, we can only wish a woman would have all those qualities.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:15 PM   #6
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nice, i bet they all felt like idiots
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:16 PM   #8
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Yeah, we can only wish a woman would have all those qualities.

They are out there you just have to search for them.
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Old 03-11-2004, 07:18 PM   #9
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nice, i bet they all felt like idiots
Yeah, I wonder if anyone actually got the puppy!!
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:08 PM   #10
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:31 PM   #11
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Oh, darling, bring it on
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:33 PM   #12
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I hope Daisy found her man.
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Old 03-11-2004, 08:41 PM   #13
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:06 PM   #14
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I hope Daisy found her man.
I do to!!
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:35 PM   #17
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Saw this a long time ago but still a good laugh
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Old 03-11-2004, 09:39 PM   #18
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Thats like trying to sell Mature Women to Twink CJ traffic.
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I hope some guy brought Daisy home.
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Old 03-11-2004, 10:58 PM   #20
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That's an awesome story!
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haha it took me a while to understand it. You guys kinda had me fooled for a second
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hahaha! that's cute!
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bahahaha. thats fucking classic. 15,000 desperate hahahahas.
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