The following ad ran in The Atlanta Journal
 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play,

take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a

pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home

from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
.................................................. ....................
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador.

:1orglaugh fooled

I have heard these before, but for some reason this one got me. My brain was in GFY mode so I was thinking wow this chick sounds cool. Okay what perverted thing is going to come out of this? And it turned out to be a puppy. AWWWW!!!

Old but still funny.

Yeah, we can only wish a woman would have all those qualities.:winkwink:

:1orglaugh nice, i bet they all felt like idiots

OWNED

They are out there you just have to search for them. :Graucho

Yeah, I wonder if anyone actually got the puppy!! :1orglaugh

hahaha! :1orglaugh

Oh, darling, bring it on

I hope Daisy found her man.

haha :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I do to!! :)

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Good one!!

Saw this a long time ago but still a good laugh :winkwink:

Thats like trying to sell Mature Women to Twink CJ traffic.

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I hope some guy brought Daisy home.

right on!

:1orglaugh thats cute!

That's an awesome story!

hahaha, thats too funny

What a story!

haha it took me a while to understand it. You guys kinda had me fooled for a second

15k owned. NICE!

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

old

hahaha! that's cute!

bahahaha. thats fucking classic. 15,000 desperate hahahahas.