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riosluts · 03-09-2004, 02:45 AM

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm
doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place."

Lace · 03-09-2004, 03:06 AM

bufferover · 03-09-2004, 03:21 AM

Realy nice joke

kmanrox · 03-09-2004, 03:23 AM

very old... but still good!

Thomas · 03-09-2004, 03:23 AM

lol.. that made my dad a little bit better

psyko514 · 03-09-2004, 03:23 AM

That's not a joke! It's a true story! Happened to a friend of a friend of mine.

4Pics · 03-09-2004, 03:24 AM

chemicaleyes · 03-09-2004, 03:26 AM

runaway · 03-09-2004, 04:03 AM

Yeah its old... but still funny!

Mr. Marks · 03-09-2004, 04:12 AM

still funny!

Paul Waters · 03-09-2004, 05:34 AM

Didn't see that coming!

Good joke.

Firehorse · 03-09-2004, 05:36 AM

I have heard it before, you still made me laugh tho!

leow · 03-09-2004, 05:39 AM

maxdaname · 03-09-2004, 05:44 AM

hoe_vender · 03-09-2004, 07:25 AM

Steve · 03-09-2004, 07:47 AM

pretty funny

Ash@phpFX · 03-09-2004, 08:14 AM

an oldie but a goodie

SlickCash Sarah · 03-09-2004, 08:32 AM

alexg · 03-09-2004, 08:33 AM

eiht_98 · 03-09-2004, 08:39 AM

nice joke

foe · 03-09-2004, 08:39 AM

old but funny

Lykos · 03-09-2004, 09:07 AM

Vitasoy · 03-09-2004, 09:08 AM

Thanks needed that.

Nicky · 03-09-2004, 09:09 AM

moahahahaha

XBizSuzette · 03-09-2004, 09:13 AM

hehe, that is funny, thanks for the laugh

03-09-2004, 02:45 AM	#1
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	lil joke A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place." __________________

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03-09-2004, 03:21 AM	#3
bufferover Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,203	Realy nice joke

03-09-2004, 03:23 AM	#5
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runaway Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,177	Yeah its old... but still funny!

03-09-2004, 04:12 AM	#10
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03-09-2004, 05:34 AM	#11
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03-09-2004, 08:39 AM	#20
eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	nice joke

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