lil joke
 

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor
takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes
out the window. He immediately tells her to undress. After she
has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm
doing?"

"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."

"That is correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her
breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.

"Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast
cancer."

"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have
sexual intercourse with the woman. He says to her, "Do you know
what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came
here in the first place."

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Realy nice joke :1orglaugh

very old... but still good!

lol.. that made my dad a little bit better

That's not a joke! It's a true story! Happened to a friend of a friend of mine.

lol

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Yeah its old... but still funny!:1orglaugh

still funny!

Didn't see that coming!

Good joke.

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I have heard it before, you still made me laugh tho! :1orglaugh

lol :1orglaugh

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pretty funny

an oldie but a goodie :thumbsup

LOL

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nice joke

old but funny

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Thanks needed that. :winkwink:

moahahahaha :)

hehe, that is funny, thanks for the laugh