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AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-06-2004, 08:01 PM

if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

Spunky · 03-06-2004, 08:03 PM

Lots of booze

Juicy D. Links · 03-06-2004, 08:04 PM

wyldblyss · 03-06-2004, 08:04 PM

Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!

SLAiN787 · 03-06-2004, 08:04 PM

Illicit · 03-06-2004, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-06-2004, 08:06 PM

I see 2 famous posters in this thread.
spinky1 and juicylinks.

Spunky · 03-06-2004, 08:07 PM

Spinky..Luc always makes me laugh

klik · 03-06-2004, 08:08 PM

xenigo · 03-06-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

It's usually as easy as saying "wow, I'm dying to fuck your pussy raw". You should try it sometime.

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-06-2004, 08:28 PM

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Originally posted by xenigo

It's usually as easy as saying "wow, I'm dying to fuck your pussy raw". You should try it sometime.

will try it tonight

Illicit · 03-06-2004, 08:31 PM

just whip out your dick, and tell her to suck on it. the rest will happen naturally

kenny · 03-06-2004, 08:38 PM

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Originally posted by ajpiii
just whip out your dick, and tell her to suck on it. the rest will happen naturally

Yes exactly. And please tell us the results. I am sure the results will be very positive

MadMojo · 03-06-2004, 08:41 PM

"Suck me beautiful!!!"

Illicit · 03-06-2004, 08:43 PM

Im not just saying that either, I really tried it once. I was amazed, she really started sucking !

DamageX · 03-06-2004, 08:45 PM

Anyone got a spare bullet, so we can put this loser out of his misery?

SABAI · 03-06-2004, 08:48 PM

this is pathetic that a webmaster has to ask this

Azn are you even 18 already?

booker · 03-06-2004, 08:49 PM

Whip out a hard cock and commence to fucking.

If that doesn't work, hit her with a brick.

MetaMan · 03-06-2004, 08:50 PM

u buy her a pepsi slurpee and take a big dump in it. work everytime.

boardersweetie · 03-06-2004, 08:51 PM

If you have to ask... there's no answer anyone can give you that will help...

DBS.US · 03-06-2004, 08:56 PM

Go back to Ebay

booker · 03-06-2004, 08:57 PM

You could always try using more lube.

MT_Butterfly · 03-06-2004, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

1) Duct tape.
2) Versed, Valium etc. Good for memory loss so when she goes to the cops about the duct tape incident she won't be able to remember shit.

3) GHB/Liquid X. Recommend using with #1 if #2 is not available. Once again, it's all about the memory loss thing.
4) Threats, etc. NOT recommended unless you use #2 or #3.

OK, just kidding. DO NOT do the shit listed above, get busted and then say "EW, I read about it on GFY and it was the recommended way to get laid".
Try a little romance. Take a shower, shave, put on cologne and take her out to dinner a few times. Maybe after the 3rd date or whatever you'll get laid. I recommend letting nature take it's course...if it's meant to be, it shall happen.

maxjohan · 03-06-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
will try it tonight

How old are you 14?

Platinumpimp · 03-06-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by SABAI
this is pathetic that a webmaster has to ask this

Azn are you even 18 already?

I think he's used to manlove

TweetyBird · 03-06-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by DBS.US
Go back to Ebay

lol

Lykos · 03-06-2004, 10:16 PM

Tell her u love her,always works for me

BlueDesignStudios · 03-06-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by MadMojo
"Suck me beautiful!!!"

Works like a charm...

latinasojourn · 03-06-2004, 11:01 PM

the way to get a girl hot is mostly done by the way you talk to her. she can get really wet if you know how to work her mind.

the touching comes next.

Za Ha · 03-06-2004, 11:02 PM

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

runaway · 03-07-2004, 12:03 AM

hahaha

TurboTrucker · 03-07-2004, 12:07 AM

I'm just curious what a [/br] tag does

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Jason K · 03-07-2004, 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!

LMAO

4Pics · 03-07-2004, 01:09 AM

you could always pay her

Tight · 03-07-2004, 02:03 AM

I seriously hope this thread is a joke.

eiht_98 · 03-07-2004, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

Russian · 03-07-2004, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

Put your penis into her vagina?

03-07-2004, 04:30 AM

LOL!

Strange question

smokincash · 03-07-2004, 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss
Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!

DAMN RIGHT MAN !!!

Paul Waters · 03-07-2004, 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamageX
Anyone got a spare bullet, so we can put this loser out of his misery?

I think he should keep a diary.

hoe_vender · 03-07-2004, 07:40 AM

beer and lots of it works everytime

SoftGalleries · 03-07-2004, 07:53 AM

tell her this story..
"it was 2 years ago.. i was walking on the street... i saw my GF on the toward of the street.. yelled 'hey julianaaa' she saw me.. and i noticed a happy smile on her face.. somethnig like she wanna tell me... then she jumped on the road... and that accident happened.. she died.. when i learned she was carrying my child.. i cried alot.. and never been with a lady since then... now you are a light in the dark tunnel"

wyldblyss · 03-07-2004, 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp

I think he's used to manlove

Damn you! I almost chocked to death on my pop (soda for the American's) when I read that.

AZN 4 Lyfe · 03-07-2004, 11:51 AM

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Originally posted by wyldblyss

Damn you! I almost chocked to death on my pop (soda for the American's) when I read that.

are you racist?

kenny · 03-07-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe

are you racist?

How did you do then? You got to let us know..

xxxdesign-net · 03-07-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

Tell her you love her.. undress.. and let her do the rest

Respect yourself Luc!

Slick · 03-07-2004, 12:23 PM

Actually I'll let ya in on a little secret.

WOMEN LOVE ANAL SEX !!!!

So if/when you do get going, stick it in her ass, she'll definately love you for it.

Slick · 03-07-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by xxxdesign-net

Tell her you love her.. undress.. and let her do the rest

Respect yourself Luc!

ROFL, ha ha ha, that's hilarious.

InsaneMidget · 03-07-2004, 12:26 PM

Just be honest and tell her what you want to do. Plus I'm cocky/confident and know I can fuck better than anyone I know so I brag and tell them that, they don't believe me, so I prove it, worked last night actually. Each girl is different, but even if they play hard to get, if they are flirting in the slightest bit and you made it known early on you don't want a girlfriend, then she is still around you to fuck, just get her cranked up and slide it in....easy...

or

Get her drunk.

Platinum Dave · 03-07-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Slick

ROFL, ha ha ha, that's hilarious.

I think L.C is forever screwed each and everyday.

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InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	Just be honest and tell her what you want to do. Plus I'm cocky/confident and know I can fuck better than anyone I know so I brag and tell them that, they don't believe me, so I prove it, worked last night actually. Each girl is different, but even if they play hard to get, if they are flirting in the slightest bit and you made it known early on you don't want a girlfriend, then she is still around you to fuck, just get her cranked up and slide it in....easy... or Get her drunk.