How To Fuck A Woman ?
 

if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)

Lots of booze:thumbsup

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Good heavens, you are in this business and have to ask that? Go watch a movie!

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I see 2 famous posters in this thread.
spinky1 and juicylinks.

:1orglaugh Spinky..Luc always makes me laugh

It's usually as easy as saying "wow, I'm dying to fuck your pussy raw". You should try it sometime.

will try it tonight

just whip out your dick, and tell her to suck on it. the rest will happen naturally

Yes exactly. And please tell us the results. I am sure the results will be very positive:winkwink:

"Suck me beautiful!!!" :Graucho

Im not just saying that either, I really tried it once. I was amazed, she really started sucking !

Anyone got a spare bullet, so we can put this loser out of his misery?

this is pathetic that a webmaster has to ask this

Azn are you even 18 already? :1orglaugh

Whip out a hard cock and commence to fucking.

If that doesn't work, hit her with a brick.

u buy her a pepsi slurpee and take a big dump in it. work everytime. :thumbsup

If you have to ask... there's no answer anyone can give you that will help...

Go back to Ebay :1orglaugh

You could always try using more lube.

1) Duct tape.
2) Versed, Valium etc. Good for memory loss so when she goes to the cops about the duct tape incident she won't be able to remember shit. :)
3) GHB/Liquid X. Recommend using with #1 if #2 is not available. Once again, it's all about the memory loss thing.
4) Threats, etc. NOT recommended unless you use #2 or #3.


OK, just kidding. DO NOT do the shit listed above, get busted and then say "EW, I read about it on GFY and it was the recommended way to get laid".
Try a little romance. Take a shower, shave, put on cologne and take her out to dinner a few times. Maybe after the 3rd date or whatever you'll get laid. I recommend letting nature take it's course...if it's meant to be, it shall happen.

How old are you 14?

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I think he's used to manlove :Graucho

lol :1orglaugh

Tell her u love her,always works for me:thumbsup

Works like a charm... :Graucho

the way to get a girl hot is mostly done by the way you talk to her. she can get really wet if you know how to work her mind.

the touching comes next.

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

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I'm just curious what a [/br] tag does

LMAO

you could always pay her

I seriously hope this thread is a joke.:1orglaugh

Put your penis into her vagina?

LOL! :) Strange question :)

:thumbsup :1orglaugh DAMN RIGHT MAN !!!:1orglaugh

I think he should keep a diary.

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beer and lots of it works everytime

tell her this story..
"it was 2 years ago.. i was walking on the street... i saw my GF on the toward of the street.. yelled 'hey julianaaa' she saw me.. and i noticed a happy smile on her face.. somethnig like she wanna tell me... then she jumped on the road... and that accident happened.. she died.. when i learned she was carrying my child.. i cried alot.. and never been with a lady since then... now you are a light in the dark tunnel" :winkwink:

Damn you! I almost chocked to death on my pop (soda for the American's) when I read that.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

are you racist?

How did you do then? You got to let us know..

Tell her you love her.. undress.. and let her do the rest

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Respect yourself Luc!

Actually I'll let ya in on a little secret.

WOMEN LOVE ANAL SEX !!!!

So if/when you do get going, stick it in her ass, she'll definately love you for it.

ROFL, ha ha ha, that's hilarious.

Just be honest and tell her what you want to do. Plus I'm cocky/confident and know I can fuck better than anyone I know so I brag and tell them that, they don't believe me, so I prove it, worked last night actually. Each girl is different, but even if they play hard to get, if they are flirting in the slightest bit and you made it known early on you don't want a girlfriend, then she is still around you to fuck, just get her cranked up and slide it in....easy...


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Get her drunk.

I think L.C is forever screwed each and everyday.