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Originally posted by AZN 4 Lyfe
if she let you touch her hands and ass, how can you get her into sex? (intercourse_)
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1) Duct tape.
2) Versed, Valium etc. Good for memory loss so when she goes to the cops about the duct tape incident she won't be able to remember shit.
3) GHB/Liquid X. Recommend using with #1 if #2 is not available. Once again, it's all about the memory loss thing.
4) Threats, etc. NOT recommended unless you use #2 or #3.
OK, just kidding. DO NOT do the shit listed above, get busted and then say "EW, I read about it on GFY and it was the recommended way to get laid".
Try a little romance. Take a shower, shave, put on cologne and take her out to dinner a few times. Maybe after the 3rd date or whatever you'll get laid. I recommend letting nature take it's course...if it's meant to be, it shall happen.