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brizzad · 03-06-2004, 11:48 AM

50 doh's

liquidblue33 · 03-06-2004, 12:17 PM

stand up tells a joke at a comedy club everybody laughs except Homer.

Homer "i don't get it"

Magre "its a joke Homer"

Homer " Oh a joke, (laughing) thats funny I get jokes"

ldinternet · 03-06-2004, 01:53 PM

Skinner: I've finally decided to do what I've always wanted, write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life though advanced cloning techniques. I call it, "Billy and the Clone-a-saurus"

Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done, then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like, didn't you think this through...

* 1 hour later *

... on the best seller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had ...

* 1 hour later *

... most popular movies of all time sir! What were you thinking?!

I mean, thank you come again.

ldinternet · 03-06-2004, 01:57 PM

Ned: What a beautiful school day! Let's thank the Lord...

Chalmers: Thank the Lord? What the... a payer? A prayer! A prayer in a public school?! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organised religion!

Jeppe · 03-06-2004, 02:08 PM

Homer:"Welcome to the Internet my friend, how can I help you?"

Comic Book Guy:"I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token-Ring Ethernet LAN configuration?"

Homer:[3 seconds of dead silence, then]Can I have some money now?

chowda · 03-06-2004, 02:11 PM

BeHeadR · 03-06-2004, 02:35 PM

great thread

~Ray · 03-06-2004, 02:54 PM

Bart: "When the Big Easy calls... you <i>gotta</i> take it."

ldinternet · 03-06-2004, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeppe
I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud Internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my Token-Ring Ethernet LAN configuration?

Hell yeah. The best show ever.

TV was MADE for The Simpsons.

CAHEK · 03-06-2004, 03:01 PM

HOMER: Internet ehhh ?

cayne · 03-06-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chowda

ldinternet · 03-20-2004, 06:15 AM

After Bart gives away Santa's Little Helper...

Homer: Well, crying won't bring your dog back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So, you can sit there crying and eating tin after tin of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you get up and find your dog!

Bart: You're right! *runs out to find his dog*

Homer: Rats! I almost had him eating dog food!

TweetyBird · 03-20-2004, 06:16 AM

lol, I remember that one

Shoehorn! · 03-20-2004, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Burtman

Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer?
Shary: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.
Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?
Marge: No.
Homer: Come on! Isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy.
Marge: That's Carl.
Homer: Oh yeah! [back to Shary] So! You worked for Carl, eh?

Shoehorn! · 03-20-2004, 06:23 AM

"I'll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These
are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity
hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue." - Mr. Burns.

escorpio · 03-20-2004, 06:33 AM

Homer: "Rockstars...is there anything they don't know?"

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03-06-2004, 11:48 AM	#51
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	50 doh's

03-06-2004, 12:17 PM	#52
liquidblue33 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 130	stand up tells a joke at a comedy club everybody laughs except Homer. Homer "i don't get it" Magre "its a joke Homer" Homer " Oh a joke, (laughing) thats funny I get jokes"

03-06-2004, 01:53 PM	#53
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Skinner: I've finally decided to do what I've always wanted, write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life though advanced cloning techniques. I call it, "Billy and the Clone-a-saurus" Apu: Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done, then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like, didn't you think this through... * 1 hour later * ... on the best seller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had ... * 1 hour later * ... most popular movies of all time sir! What were you thinking?! I mean, thank you come again.

03-06-2004, 01:57 PM	#54
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Ned: What a beautiful school day! Let's thank the Lord... Chalmers: Thank the Lord? What the... a payer? A prayer! A prayer in a public school?! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organised religion!

03-20-2004, 06:15 AM	#62
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	After Bart gives away Santa's Little Helper... Homer: Well, crying won't bring your dog back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So, you can sit there crying and eating tin after tin of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you get up and find your dog! Bart: You're right! runs out to find his dog Homer: Rats! I almost had him eating dog food!

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03-20-2004, 06:23 AM	#65
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03-20-2004, 06:33 AM	#66
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,154	Homer: "Rockstars...is there anything they don't know?" __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.