After Bart gives away Santa's Little Helper...
Homer: Well, crying won't bring your dog back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So, you can sit there crying and eating tin after tin of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you get up and find your dog!
Bart: You're right! *runs out to find his dog*
Homer: Rats! I almost had him eating dog food!
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