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SoBeGirl Video · 02-26-2004, 02:17 PM

He does hump a lot at the dog park too and it does not matter if the victim is a boy or a girl dog.

I do not want a gay dog. What can I do?

IPK · 02-26-2004, 02:18 PM

well he may not be gay, but he's definitely not straight!

myjah · 02-26-2004, 02:18 PM

lol. nothing. i have 2 male dogs and occasionally i catch them humping too even though one of them is fixed.

tbabe · 02-26-2004, 02:19 PM

try bringing him to church

SoBeGirl Video · 02-26-2004, 02:20 PM

I was thinking that maybe becuase I shot a few videos in front of him he truned gay. Here is a little video of him at his best..

http://www.crazycontent.com/gallery/movies/185.mpg

He is the one with all the white hair..

mindoza · 02-26-2004, 02:22 PM

i had a sheep dog that used to squat instead of lift his leg...doctor said it was lazyness...and the thing is that he lifted if you took him to the park around other dogs but if you let him out back he could not be bothered

psyko514 · 02-26-2004, 02:22 PM

does he let the other dogs give it to him in the ass?

LeeNoga · 02-26-2004, 02:22 PM

Be thankful he squats instead of cocking the leg. Stops your furniture legs from yellowing prematurely.

stev0 · 02-26-2004, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoBeGirl Video
He does hump a lot at the dog park too and it does not matter if the victim is a boy or a girl dog.

I do not want a gay dog. What can I do?

maybe he's just very sexually deprived.

FrankWhite · 02-26-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by SoBeGirl Video
He does hump a lot at the dog park too and it does not matter if the victim is a boy or a girl dog.

I do not want a gay dog. What can I do?

how old is he ? if he is young its fine, after 1 year old it will pee like a good dowgie.

beemk · 02-26-2004, 02:24 PM

yup hes definitely gay

Morgan · 02-26-2004, 02:25 PM

could be. my basset hound is 8 months old and still pees like a girl. The odd part is, dogs like to piss as high as they can on things. It makes them more superior. If a dog comes up on a fence and smells piss at his eye level, he knows not to fuck with the dog that pissed there.

So, maybe... your dog is just a pansy and doesnt want to be known as a tough guy. Or maybe he's still young and hasnt quite learned yet.

loverboy · 02-26-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by psyko514
does he let the other dogs give it to him in the ass?

yeah, male dogs to be specific

LeeNoga · 02-26-2004, 02:28 PM

Nuttin' gay about this.

media · 02-26-2004, 02:29 PM

"Get a Chunky and make a call" lol!

Its a Chubby , chub chub stick!!

Rankings · 02-26-2004, 02:30 PM

will you still love him if he's gay

SoBeGirl Video · 02-26-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by media
"Get a Chunky and make a call" lol!

Its a Chubby , chub chub stick!!

Nooo Chuncky is the twenty...

http://www.crazycontent.com/gallery/movies/185.mpg

Tim · 02-26-2004, 02:39 PM

Don't know.
I have a bitch, and I mean that the old fashioned way, that cocks her leg because she seen others doing it.

Not to worry I thought but she also mounts the more feminine males too.

Doc911 · 02-26-2004, 02:42 PM

get the poor thing laid!!!

the chick in your video would probably do him.

Dugan · 02-26-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
lol. nothing. i have 2 male dogs and occasionally i catch them humping too even though one of them is fixed.

mine are both fixed, and they do that sometimes, its more of a dominance thing, since the one is younger and the older one is pissed off that he doesn't get as much attention

Dugan · 02-26-2004, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by latinafind
Don't know.
I have a bitch, and I mean that the old fashioned way, that cocks her leg because she seen others doing it.

Not to worry I thought but she also mounts the more feminine males too.

HAHA, i've never heard of that, those are some owned males

sickkittens · 02-26-2004, 03:37 PM

I have a male lab and he doesn't lift his leg that much. Although, he doesn't squat to the ground like most female dogs do.

fuelcell · 02-26-2004, 03:42 PM

He sounds gay. A lot of people say that dogs are a lot like their owner

You don't pee sitting down, do you?

laura99 · 02-26-2004, 03:44 PM

Maybe he's just too lazy.

Basic_man · 02-26-2004, 03:45 PM

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Originally posted by IPK
well he may not be gay, but he's definitely not straight!

LMAO !! Right! He/she must be tranny! lol

SoBeGirl Video · 02-26-2004, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuelcell
He sounds gay. A lot of people say that dogs are a lot like their owner You don't pee sitting down, do you?

Are you watching me?? I do pee sitting down sometimes. Especially inthe morning when I am tired.

wyldblyss · 02-26-2004, 07:16 PM

No, your dog is not gay, some dogs just always squat, no big deal.

Also, humping is not about sex unless there is a bitch in heat. In dog world, humping is about superiority....being top dog. So your little man is telling the world he is top dog and he is lord over everyone...and if there is a girl in heat, she is reserved for him. So this is why male dogs hump, letting the other male dogs know that they are alpha.

NetRodent · 02-26-2004, 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by LeeNoga

Of all the places he could piss...

JunkyardDog · 02-26-2004, 08:02 PM

you definitely have a queer dog

stevecore · 02-26-2004, 08:05 PM

takes on after his owner.

Vic Lagina · 02-26-2004, 08:15 PM

I have also heard that pets take on the personality of their owner. So...

sexykitten · 02-26-2004, 08:22 PM

I've got a male yellow lab as well, and he's a year and a half old, still pees like a girl. My vet told me some larger breeds pee this way male or female because they are so tall. I guess he just wants to get his weiner close to the ground before he waters...Dunno, I still call him a pansy :P

Royaltee_Gee · 02-26-2004, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoBeGirl Video
He does hump a lot at the dog park too and it does not matter if the victim is a boy or a girl dog.

I do not want a gay dog. What can I do?

dont worry if hes a puppy or not 1 year old yet,then no worries... hell eventually figure it out.. took my dog till he was 6months old to piss normal.. now he pisses on EVERYTHING!

Fletch XXX · 02-26-2004, 08:31 PM

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SoBeGirl Video · 02-26-2004, 08:33 PM

I still call my pup a panzy too :-)

CamChicks · 02-26-2004, 08:39 PM

to add to what wyldblyss said

the "humping" is a display of dominance.
unless there's penetration, he's not trying to have sex;
he's trying to tell the other dog "you're my bitch".

if he's humping people, you might have a problem.
not just because it's socially awkward, but because
if he thinks he's alpha over your family/friends then
someone may eventually get bit when they sit in
the wrong chair or try to take something from him.

re: "peeing like a girl". He's not.
He's peeing like a puppy. If you've had him neutered in time,
hopefully he won't start lifting his leg to 'mark' territory.
You really don't want that.

SoBeGirl Video · 03-01-2004, 06:13 AM

He is trying to tell the other dog "you are my bitch" ahaha...

that is funny. Just like people I suppose...

benc · 03-01-2004, 06:15 AM

you know the saying that after awhile dogs start imitating their owners..........

Slinx · 03-01-2004, 06:21 AM

Young dogs peeing like girls.

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