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ldinternet · 02-29-2004, 07:19 PM

fiddi.

baddog · 02-29-2004, 07:19 PM

50 tips to bigger threads?

Morgan · 02-29-2004, 07:19 PM

ldinternet · 02-29-2004, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
50 tips to bigger threads?

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
50

53 wannabes.

baddog · 02-29-2004, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
fiddi.

hmmm, how did that happen? cuz it was 50

baddog · 02-29-2004, 07:34 PM

anyway, maybe this is better

BradM · 02-29-2004, 07:42 PM

Okay.
Next round of tips.

1) Always say you're going to do something once a thread hits "x" posts. Then don't do it.

2) Don't go overboard with the keywords. Only use 1 or 2 at a time. If you put too many nicknames in a title at once people will know it is a joke.

3) Believe anything you're saying even if it is completely insane. Then have your buddies back you up on it, even if they know it is BS too. It's important to have groupies back your bullshit up.

4) Donation threads are important. But only do this as a last ditch attempt at getting your name heard. NOTE: Your threads afterwards will be of no value, and receive 1 or 2 replies no matter HOW insane or intense, true or packed with bullshit it is. No one will want anything to do with you.

5) Call everyone "bro". If you make fun of someone, end it with ", bro."
Example: You are the buggest fucking loser, bro.
This makes it acceptable, and chances are the guy you are making fun of will add you to ICQ and you will become best of friends.

6) Sell domains. Even if they are .tv. Buy 2 or 3 worthless domains and sell them. After 4 or 5 sales you will become a "domain broker" and be an invalueable asset to GFY.

7) Don't reply to P1mpdogg's racist threads unless you want to get the shit kicked out of you. It's okay for Trey to be racist though... he's fucking cool.

8) Talk about tradeshows as if you were there. But don't actually say anything like "Dude I was there and that was a blast!"
Keep it general like "Such a blast!"
You will create a name for yourself very quickly.

9) Photochop pics of juicy, boneprone, grimshawn and aaronm. It's trendy and everyone should try it.

10) DO NOT above all things create a topic about technical advice unless you're willing to put "Quick $20 via paypal to an Armenian master coder" in the title as well. You will get absolutely no replies or views other than your own.

Next round at 100. Thank you all for your support.

baddog · 02-29-2004, 07:49 PM

beginning to sound like too much work

BradM · 02-29-2004, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
beginning to sound like too much work

It's how the big boys work man, trust me on this. I have studied long and hard. Over 8k GFY posts.

Juicy D. Links · 02-29-2004, 07:50 PM

Juicy D. Links · 02-29-2004, 07:51 PM

Also evry month make a post that youll be leaving GFY for good

BradM · 02-29-2004, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Also evry month make a post that youll be leaving GFY for good

SSSSHHHHHH
We aren't at 100 yet. Let's save some, eh?

fuzebox · 02-29-2004, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Forgot to mention that saying shemp a bunch in a thread will set off his board tracker.
So make sure to do that so he comes in and makes your thread THAT much more golden.

hoe_vender · 02-29-2004, 08:23 PM

you are right

BradM · 02-29-2004, 08:23 PM

Perfect.

woj · 02-29-2004, 09:48 PM

bump for the night crew

Basic_man · 02-29-2004, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott McD

Mouhahahaha! Funny trade so far!!!

cold_ice · 02-29-2004, 09:57 PM

BradM · 02-29-2004, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice
STFU

Exactly

woj · 02-29-2004, 11:38 PM

How does one proceed when his/her thread drops to the 2nd page, even if all tricks mentioned here have been used already?

BradM · 02-29-2004, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
How does one proceed when his/her thread drops to the 2nd page, even if all tricks mentioned here have been used already?

You can bump your own thread 3 times in a row.
After that it becomes a seriously tricky situation.

pradaboy · 03-01-2004, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
also helps to use "hit it?, tits, ass, pic, stats" in the title too..

I love that sig!

fuzebox · 03-01-2004, 01:07 AM

Bump

BradM · 03-01-2004, 02:04 PM

I know!

dropped9 · 03-01-2004, 02:04 PM

Yo we need to get to 100 for the tips bro!!!!!!!!

BradM · 03-02-2004, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Yo we need to get to 100 for the tips bro!!!!!!!!

This is how you can bump an old thread. Pay attention.

Juicy D. Links · 03-02-2004, 07:20 PM

hudson · 03-02-2004, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Okay.
Next round of tips.

1) Always say you're going to do something once a thread hits "x" posts. Then don't do it.

2) Don't go overboard with the keywords. Only use 1 or 2 at a time. If you put too many nicknames in a title at once people will know it is a joke.

3) Believe anything you're saying even if it is completely insane. Then have your buddies back you up on it, even if they know it is BS too. It's important to have groupies back your bullshit up.

4) Donation threads are important. But only do this as a last ditch attempt at getting your name heard. NOTE: Your threads afterwards will be of no value, and receive 1 or 2 replies no matter HOW insane or intense, true or packed with bullshit it is. No one will want anything to do with you.

5) Call everyone "bro". If you make fun of someone, end it with ", bro."
Example: You are the buggest fucking loser, bro.
This makes it acceptable, and chances are the guy you are making fun of will add you to ICQ and you will become best of friends.

6) Sell domains. Even if they are .tv. Buy 2 or 3 worthless domains and sell them. After 4 or 5 sales you will become a "domain broker" and be an invalueable asset to GFY.

7) Don't reply to P1mpdogg's racist threads unless you want to get the shit kicked out of you. It's okay for Trey to be racist though... he's fucking cool.

8) Talk about tradeshows as if you were there. But don't actually say anything like "Dude I was there and that was a blast!"
Keep it general like "Such a blast!"
You will create a name for yourself very quickly.

9) Photochop pics of juicy, boneprone, grimshawn and aaronm. It's trendy and everyone should try it.

10) DO NOT above all things create a topic about technical advice unless you're willing to put "Quick $20 via paypal to an Armenian master coder" in the title as well. You will get absolutely no replies or views other than your own.

Next round at 100. Thank you all for your support.

thanks bro, want to buy a domain?

woj · 03-02-2004, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM

This is how you can bump an old thread. Pay attention.

good move... doing it like a pro...

pimplink · 03-02-2004, 08:01 PM

Very informative post. Thanks for the tip.

hudson · 03-02-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Yo we need to get to 100 for the tips bro!!!!!!!!

bump for the 100

ModelPerfect · 03-02-2004, 08:48 PM

my contribution, bro. bump.

Juicy D. Links · 03-02-2004, 08:49 PM

$5 submissions · 03-02-2004, 08:50 PM

Good tips. I'll keep that in mind.

the Shemp · 03-02-2004, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Also evry month make a post that youll be leaving GFY for good

indeed

BradM · 03-08-2004, 07:59 PM

Blast from the past? I need to get to 100 folks to unleash my next series of tips!!

Dwreck · 03-08-2004, 09:42 PM

Good tips not very often do I read thru an entire gfy post and read each and every single reply. Well done.

Juicy D. Links · 03-08-2004, 09:45 PM

Juicy D. Links · 03-12-2004, 08:19 PM

BradM · 03-12-2004, 08:21 PM

Wow, someone knows the value of a good post. Don't let it die people.

Juicy D. Links · 03-12-2004, 08:23 PM

Juicy D. Links · 03-12-2004, 08:23 PM

Juicy D. Links · 03-12-2004, 08:24 PM

fuzebox · 03-12-2004, 08:28 PM

reynold · 03-12-2004, 08:29 PM

nice thread.

BradM · 04-30-2004, 02:26 PM

Howdy!

newsdude · 04-30-2004, 09:30 PM

Very cool!

baddog · 04-30-2004, 09:35 PM

Doesn't seem to be working

Juicy D. Links · 04-30-2004, 09:37 PM

Juicy D. Links · 04-30-2004, 09:37 PM

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	anyway, maybe this is better

02-29-2004, 07:42 PM	#57
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Okay. Next round of tips. 1) Always say you're going to do something once a thread hits "x" posts. Then don't do it. 2) Don't go overboard with the keywords. Only use 1 or 2 at a time. If you put too many nicknames in a title at once people will know it is a joke. 3) Believe anything you're saying even if it is completely insane. Then have your buddies back you up on it, even if they know it is BS too. It's important to have groupies back your bullshit up. 4) Donation threads are important. But only do this as a last ditch attempt at getting your name heard. NOTE: Your threads afterwards will be of no value, and receive 1 or 2 replies no matter HOW insane or intense, true or packed with bullshit it is. No one will want anything to do with you. 5) Call everyone "bro". If you make fun of someone, end it with ", bro." Example: You are the buggest fucking loser, bro. This makes it acceptable, and chances are the guy you are making fun of will add you to ICQ and you will become best of friends. 6) Sell domains. Even if they are .tv. Buy 2 or 3 worthless domains and sell them. After 4 or 5 sales you will become a "domain broker" and be an invalueable asset to GFY. 7) Don't reply to P1mpdogg's racist threads unless you want to get the shit kicked out of you. It's okay for Trey to be racist though... he's fucking cool. 8) Talk about tradeshows as if you were there. But don't actually say anything like "Dude I was there and that was a blast!" Keep it general like "Such a blast!" You will create a name for yourself very quickly. 9) Photochop pics of juicy, boneprone, grimshawn and aaronm. It's trendy and everyone should try it. 10) DO NOT above all things create a topic about technical advice unless you're willing to put "Quick $20 via paypal to an Armenian master coder" in the title as well. You will get absolutely no replies or views other than your own. Next round at 100. Thank you all for your support.

02-29-2004, 07:49 PM	#58
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	beginning to sound like too much work

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02-29-2004, 09:57 PM	#68
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03-01-2004, 01:07 AM	#73
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03-01-2004, 02:04 PM	#74
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I know!

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