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  • ldinternet
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2001
    • 8245

    #51
    fiddi.

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #52
      50 tips to bigger threads?

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      • Morgan
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • May 2002
        • 10520

        #53
        damn
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        • ldinternet
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 8245

          #54
          Originally posted by baddog
          50 tips to bigger threads?
          Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
          50
          53 wannabes.

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          • baddog
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 107089

            #55
            Originally posted by ldinternet
            fiddi.
            hmmm, how did that happen? cuz it was 50

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #56
              anyway, maybe this is better

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              • BradM
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2003
                • 3397

                #57
                Okay.
                Next round of tips.

                1) Always say you're going to do something once a thread hits "x" posts. Then don't do it.

                2) Don't go overboard with the keywords. Only use 1 or 2 at a time. If you put too many nicknames in a title at once people will know it is a joke.

                3) Believe anything you're saying even if it is completely insane. Then have your buddies back you up on it, even if they know it is BS too. It's important to have groupies back your bullshit up.

                4) Donation threads are important. But only do this as a last ditch attempt at getting your name heard. NOTE: Your threads afterwards will be of no value, and receive 1 or 2 replies no matter HOW insane or intense, true or packed with bullshit it is. No one will want anything to do with you.

                5) Call everyone "bro". If you make fun of someone, end it with ", bro."
                Example: You are the buggest fucking loser, bro.
                This makes it acceptable, and chances are the guy you are making fun of will add you to ICQ and you will become best of friends.

                6) Sell domains. Even if they are .tv. Buy 2 or 3 worthless domains and sell them. After 4 or 5 sales you will become a "domain broker" and be an invalueable asset to GFY.

                7) Don't reply to P1mpdogg's racist threads unless you want to get the shit kicked out of you. It's okay for Trey to be racist though... he's fucking cool.

                8) Talk about tradeshows as if you were there. But don't actually say anything like "Dude I was there and that was a blast!"
                Keep it general like "Such a blast!"
                You will create a name for yourself very quickly.

                9) Photochop pics of juicy, boneprone, grimshawn and aaronm. It's trendy and everyone should try it.

                10) DO NOT above all things create a topic about technical advice unless you're willing to put "Quick $20 via paypal to an Armenian master coder" in the title as well. You will get absolutely no replies or views other than your own.


                Next round at 100. Thank you all for your support.

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                • baddog
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 107089

                  #58
                  beginning to sound like too much work

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                  • BradM
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 3397

                    #59
                    Originally posted by baddog
                    beginning to sound like too much work
                    It's how the big boys work man, trust me on this. I have studied long and hard. Over 8k GFY posts.

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                    • juicylinks
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #60

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                      • juicylinks
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #61
                        Also evry month make a post that youll be leaving GFY for good

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                        • BradM
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 3397

                          #62
                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                          Also evry month make a post that youll be leaving GFY for good
                          SSSSHHHHHH
                          We aren't at 100 yet. Let's save some, eh?

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                          • fuzebox
                            making it rain
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 22353

                            #63
                            Originally posted by BradM
                            Forgot to mention that saying shemp a bunch in a thread will set off his board tracker.
                            So make sure to do that so he comes in and makes your thread THAT much more golden.

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                            • hoe_vender
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 2018

                              #64
                              you are right
                              ICQ #286508534

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                              • BradM
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3397

                                #65
                                Perfect.

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                                • woj
                                  <&(©¿©)&>
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 47880

                                  #66
                                  bump for the night crew
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                                  • Basic_man
                                    Programming King Pin
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 27360

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Scott McD
                                    Mouhahahaha! Funny trade so far!!!
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                                    • cold_ice
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 3027

                                      #68
                                      STFU

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                                      • BradM
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Dec 2003
                                        • 3397

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by cold_ice
                                        STFU
                                        Exactly

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                                        • woj
                                          <&(©¿©)&>
                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 47880

                                          #70
                                          How does one proceed when his/her thread drops to the 2nd page, even if all tricks mentioned here have been used already?
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                                          • BradM
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 3397

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by woj
                                            How does one proceed when his/her thread drops to the 2nd page, even if all tricks mentioned here have been used already?
                                            You can bump your own thread 3 times in a row.
                                            After that it becomes a seriously tricky situation.

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                                            • pradaboy
                                              sell me your banners
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 12931

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Napolean
                                              also helps to use "hit it?, tits, ass, pic, stats" in the title too..
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                                              • fuzebox
                                                making it rain
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 22353

                                                #73
                                                Bump

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                                                • BradM
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 3397

                                                  #74
                                                  I know!

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                                                  • Headless
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jan 2001
                                                    • 26727

                                                    #75
                                                    Yo we need to get to 100 for the tips bro!!!!!!!!

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                                                    • BradM
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                      • 3397

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Headless
                                                      Yo we need to get to 100 for the tips bro!!!!!!!!
                                                      This is how you can bump an old thread. Pay attention.

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                                                      • juicylinks
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 122992

                                                        #77

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                                                        • hudson
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 2948

                                                          #78
                                                          Originally posted by BradM
                                                          Okay.
                                                          Next round of tips.

                                                          1) Always say you're going to do something once a thread hits "x" posts. Then don't do it.

                                                          2) Don't go overboard with the keywords. Only use 1 or 2 at a time. If you put too many nicknames in a title at once people will know it is a joke.

                                                          3) Believe anything you're saying even if it is completely insane. Then have your buddies back you up on it, even if they know it is BS too. It's important to have groupies back your bullshit up.

                                                          4) Donation threads are important. But only do this as a last ditch attempt at getting your name heard. NOTE: Your threads afterwards will be of no value, and receive 1 or 2 replies no matter HOW insane or intense, true or packed with bullshit it is. No one will want anything to do with you.

                                                          5) Call everyone "bro". If you make fun of someone, end it with ", bro."
                                                          Example: You are the buggest fucking loser, bro.
                                                          This makes it acceptable, and chances are the guy you are making fun of will add you to ICQ and you will become best of friends.

                                                          6) Sell domains. Even if they are .tv. Buy 2 or 3 worthless domains and sell them. After 4 or 5 sales you will become a "domain broker" and be an invalueable asset to GFY.

                                                          7) Don't reply to P1mpdogg's racist threads unless you want to get the shit kicked out of you. It's okay for Trey to be racist though... he's fucking cool.

                                                          8) Talk about tradeshows as if you were there. But don't actually say anything like "Dude I was there and that was a blast!"
                                                          Keep it general like "Such a blast!"
                                                          You will create a name for yourself very quickly.

                                                          9) Photochop pics of juicy, boneprone, grimshawn and aaronm. It's trendy and everyone should try it.

                                                          10) DO NOT above all things create a topic about technical advice unless you're willing to put "Quick $20 via paypal to an Armenian master coder" in the title as well. You will get absolutely no replies or views other than your own.


                                                          Next round at 100. Thank you all for your support.
                                                          thanks bro, want to buy a domain?

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                                                          • woj
                                                            <&(©¿©)&>
                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 47880

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by BradM


                                                            This is how you can bump an old thread. Pay attention.
                                                            good move... doing it like a pro...
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                                                            • pimplink
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 9535

                                                              #80
                                                              Very informative post. Thanks for the tip.

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                                                              • hudson
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jul 2003
                                                                • 2948

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Headless
                                                                Yo we need to get to 100 for the tips bro!!!!!!!!
                                                                bump for the 100

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                                                                • ModelPerfect
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                                  • 2862

                                                                  #82
                                                                  my contribution, bro. bump.
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                                                                  • juicylinks
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 122992

                                                                    #83

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                                                                      I help you SUCCEED
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 32189

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Good tips. I'll keep that in mind.

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                                                                      • the Shemp
                                                                        congrats to the winners
                                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                                        • 10891

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                        Also evry month make a post that youll be leaving GFY for good
                                                                        indeed
                                                                        i use Vacares...so should you
                                                                        Submit your picture galleries to my site...Outlaw TGP

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                                                                        • BradM
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                                          • 3397

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Blast from the past? I need to get to 100 folks to unleash my next series of tips!!

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                                                                          • Dwreck
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                            • 7362

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Good tips not very often do I read thru an entire gfy post and read each and every single reply. Well done.
                                                                            Derek *Dwreck* Smout
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                                                                            • juicylinks
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 122992

                                                                              #88

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                                                                              • juicylinks
                                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                                • Apr 2001
                                                                                • 122992

                                                                                #89

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                                                                                • BradM
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 3397

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  Wow, someone knows the value of a good post. Don't let it die people.

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                                                                                  • juicylinks
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                    • 122992

                                                                                    #91

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                                                                                    • juicylinks
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                      • 122992

                                                                                      #92

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                                                                                      • juicylinks
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                                                        • 122992

                                                                                        #93

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                                                                                        • fuzebox
                                                                                          making it rain
                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                          • 22353

                                                                                          #94

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                                                                                          • reynold
                                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                                            • 51271

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            nice thread.

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                                                                                            • BradM
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 3397

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Howdy!

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                                                                                              • newsdude
                                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                                • Apr 2004
                                                                                                • 1969

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Very cool!
                                                                                                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 107089

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  Doesn't seem to be working

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                                                                                                  • juicylinks
                                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                                                    • 122992

                                                                                                    #99

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                                                                                                    • juicylinks
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 122992

                                                                                                      #100

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