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Old 02-26-2004, 07:56 PM   #1
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Some chick ICQ's me...funny transcript.
264-709-707 (6:59 PM) :
Hi, my name Helen.

264-709-707 (7:00 PM) :
How are You?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:31 PM) :
who are u?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:32 PM) :
u from GFY?

264-709-707 (7:40 PM) :
Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

Brut - Rhino22 (7:41 PM) :
yah im there..

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
so you trying to get married to an american citizen?

264-709-707 (7:42 PM) :
Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
I did

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
ill marry you

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
do you put out?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
well I guess you'd have to, right?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
after the honeymoon...

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
do you even speak english?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
do you know what sex means?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
will you 'sex' me?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
no.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
no? wtf? You want to marry me but you wont sex me?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I'll marry you only to become a citizen.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
You want to be a citizen of my penis?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
You are disgusting

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Well excuse me for thinking that my wive is going to put out on the honeymoon.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I'm not your wife.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
You want to be...

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Yah, so?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Well, I'll tell you what. I'll do you a few times, and if you're good enough, I'll marry you.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I can't come to the US unless you marry me first.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Okay, so I'll marry you, and if you're good in bed, I'll keep you. If not, I'll get an enollment.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
You lying

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Yah, I'll get an enollment either way. What do you say?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I don't like the way you talk to me.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
I'm not talking, I'm typing.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
You turn me on and then you lie.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
I turn everyone on, get over it.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Ok. Ill do it. If Im sex you good, you keep me.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
No. I'm done talking to you. You disgust me.
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Old 02-26-2004, 07:58 PM   #2
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"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
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Old 02-26-2004, 07:59 PM   #3
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Spacedog?
huh?
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Old 02-26-2004, 07:59 PM   #4
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just paste the funny parts, i don't want to read the whole thing, hehe
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:00 PM   #5
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Did you tell her about your Ferrari?
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:01 PM   #6
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Did you tell her about your Ferrari?
No, then she would only want me for my car, and not my personality =[
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:03 PM   #7
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No, then she would only want me for my car, and not my personality =[

Tell her you'll make a deal with her: you'll marry her if she gets the person hosting her little web page to host your new partnership-with-lensman project.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:05 PM   #8
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Tell her you'll make a deal with her: you'll marry her if she gets the person hosting her little web page to host your new partnership-with-lensman project.
Brut - Rhino22 (8:04 PM) :
Hey i'll tell you what, if you host my new parternship-with-lensman project, I'll marry you.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Are you gay?

Brut - Rhino22 (8:04 PM) :
Sure, why not. You wanna host it?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Leave me alone.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:06 PM   #9
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:12 PM   #10
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You sure do have a wild imagination. Searching for that ICQ number returns this:

No User Was Found
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:13 PM   #11
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You sure do have a wild imagination. Searching for that ICQ number returns this:

No User Was Found
Just ICQ it nimrod.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:13 PM   #12
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Owned yet again.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:14 PM   #13
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Just ICQ it nimrod.

Go ahead. Try it. You'll see what I mean.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:21 PM   #14
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Give her my ICQ. I'll marry her.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:22 PM   #15
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Go ahead. Try it. You'll see what I mean.
I did. It's a freakin bot.
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:22 PM   #16
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Owned yet again.
read the ferrari post and this one....im just a fucking noob and prob have no right yet to say *OWNED* but i will borrow yours
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:37 PM   #17
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Spacedog?


I was thinking the same thing the moment I saw the subject...
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Old 02-26-2004, 08:42 PM   #18
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Go ahead. Try it. You'll see what I mean.
LoL... Donovan, youre one of the judges for the video contest, right?
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Tell her you'll make a deal with her: you'll marry her if she gets the person hosting her little web page to host your new partnership-with-lensman project.

bhahahaha
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