Some chick ICQ's me...funny transcript.
 

264-709-707 (6:59 PM) :
Hi, my name Helen.

264-709-707 (7:00 PM) :
How are You?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:31 PM) :
who are u?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:32 PM) :
u from GFY?

264-709-707 (7:40 PM) :
Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

Brut - Rhino22 (7:41 PM) :
yah im there..

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
so you trying to get married to an american citizen?

264-709-707 (7:42 PM) :
Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
I did

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
ill marry you

Brut - Rhino22 (7:42 PM) :
do you put out?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
well I guess you'd have to, right?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Go to http://helen.url.biz.ua/

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
after the honeymoon...

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
do you even speak english?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
do you know what sex means?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
will you 'sex' me?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
no.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
no? wtf? You want to marry me but you wont sex me?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I'll marry you only to become a citizen.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
You want to be a citizen of my penis?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
You are disgusting

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Well excuse me for thinking that my wive is going to put out on the honeymoon.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I'm not your wife.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
You want to be...

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Yah, so?

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Well, I'll tell you what. I'll do you a few times, and if you're good enough, I'll marry you.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I can't come to the US unless you marry me first.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Okay, so I'll marry you, and if you're good in bed, I'll keep you. If not, I'll get an enollment.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
You lying

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
Yah, I'll get an enollment either way. What do you say?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
I don't like the way you talk to me.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
I'm not talking, I'm typing.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
You turn me on and then you lie.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
I turn everyone on, get over it.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Ok. Ill do it. If Im sex you good, you keep me.

Brut - Rhino22 (7:43 PM) :
No. I'm done talking to you. You disgust me.

Spacedog?

huh?

just paste the funny parts, i don't want to read the whole thing, hehe :Graucho

Did you tell her about your Ferrari?

No, then she would only want me for my car, and not my personality =[

Tell her you'll make a deal with her: you'll marry her if she gets the person hosting her little web page to host your new partnership-with-lensman project.

Brut - Rhino22 (8:04 PM) :
Hey i'll tell you what, if you host my new parternship-with-lensman project, I'll marry you.

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Are you gay?

Brut - Rhino22 (8:04 PM) :
Sure, why not. You wanna host it?

264-709-707 (7:43 PM) :
Leave me alone.

Very cool ICQ bot :thumbsup

You sure do have a wild imagination. Searching for that ICQ number returns this:

No User Was Found

Just ICQ it nimrod.

Owned yet again.

Go ahead. Try it. You'll see what I mean.

Give her my ICQ. I'll marry her.

I did. It's a freakin bot.

read the ferrari post and this one....im just a fucking noob and prob have no right yet to say *OWNED* but i will borrow yours :Graucho

:1orglaugh

I was thinking the same thing the moment I saw the subject...

LoL... Donovan, youre one of the judges for the video contest, right?

bhahahaha :thumbsup