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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Mommy!
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I need a beer
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Congrats pappy
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Congrats... Hopefully it's your girlfriend or wife's.
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What name is pr0 / Untouched Markets using these days? Untouched Markets - pr0 - Refund My Money Now Someone owes me $2,000 because they didn't do any work that was paid for *pointing at pr0 / William / UntouchedMarkets* See https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948258-untouchedmarkets-pr0-refund-money-post16744521.html and for more detailed see https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/948645-re-recent-bullshit-drama-explained-detail-pr0-untouched-markets.html |
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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Going through w/ it?
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ICQ: 178725656
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny San Diego
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hope that is not from the hooker!
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Cyperspaces!
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That is the way i see both my sons first time
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Hall Of Fame
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Oh Shit!
Are you pregnant?
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Facit Omnia Voluntas
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Orgasms N Such!
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So when are you due, Sly?
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Affiliate
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0wn3d
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gees, that desk looks familiar
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Super Connector
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WOAH!!!
I wish you, your woman and the little guy in her the best. ![]()
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As you wish...
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If YOU are the new father to be, let me share a few things with you...
You may feel a little scared now, and there may be a lot of shit to go through, but if you'll open your heart up to that kid and hold nothing back you'll soon wonder why you waited so long. There is NOTHING in the world better than having a good relationship with your own flesh and blood. Every single stage of their life is so special. My own son is the light of my life. He's only 4 years old right now. Every stage he goes through is so beautiful. I'm always saddened in a way when he outgrows some cute thing he does. But then the next stage is just as cute. I've even started an online journal to him where I put my thoughts toward him out there for him to read when he's old enough. Fathers need to put aside the macho attitude when it comes to kids. I hold nothing back from my son. I am very vulnerable to him. He once almost choked on food. I started freaking out. Fortunately his mother (my ex) was there and was cool headed. She just did what needed to be done. Immediately afterward I started bawling like a baby. I was SO DAMN SCARED. But I have never in my life experienced greater love. Ever. I never knew it was possible to love this much. Open yourself up to this new baby and you'll see what I mean. |
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If you've knocked some bitch up before I even have a chance to see the headset pics, you're dead.
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i demand a DNA test! MAURY MAURY MAURY!
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As you wish...
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Awesome... congrats?
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sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Congrats!
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The O is for Oohhh
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that's pretty cool... I've been making a video diary from the 4 or 5 months leading up to my daughter's birth (she's 3 weeks old now) and continuing on for a while... I plan on giving it to her when she turns 16 |
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kids are so cool.. I'd be lost without mine congrats hon ;)
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So what's the verdict? Is this a child that a GF/wife will be having? Are you keeping the baby? How do you feel?
If it's unwanted, I'm very sorry. If it's wanted, relax and get ready to be a great father. ![]() |
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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
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Shit, now I feel bad.
![]() Guys, I never said it was mine! It is though a fellow GFYers. Maybe he'll speak up! But I do agree with all of the above sentiments. Kids are great and you are all very lucky to have them. Keep up the good work!
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Congrats ...
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Congrats ;)
Expect work 40 hours a week in 9 month , no longer 80 hours weekly ;)
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As you wish...
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Ah, well then, tell the other GFY'er that all these messages are passed on to him ( or her? ) . Being a parent really is awesome. |
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Congrats to whoever it is
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yeah it's mine fucker!!! Ok yeah seriously. it is guys. SLy wanted to have fun with it before I knew what to do with it. I am sitting here in shock not knowing what to think or how the fuck I am going to pay for anything |
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Join Date: May 2002
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You can ask for baby donations. Kind of like a GFY baby shower. That would rock! Edit : Ever hear the song To Zion by lauryn Hill? It's an absolutely beautiful tribute to an unplanned pregnancy.. |
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Good idea.. BUT I have too much pride to stoop to internet begging. It's just not my style. |
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Holy shit is this for real!?!?!?
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Congarats............. I think.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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I need a beer
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congrats Sly and iwantchixx, Sly you experiencing any morning sickness?
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Orgasms N Such!
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Orgasms N Such!
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Oh and a HUGE congrats!
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