"Mr. bin Laden, you're clear to fly" - GoFuckYourself.com

dj pussy · 02-20-2004, 02:10 AM

Imagine if the world's most notorious fugitive, Osama bin Laden, attempted to board an airliner in the United States. Suppose he were clean-shaven, sporting short hair, wearing a pinstriped business suit and looked like so many other travelers that no suspicions were raised. How far might he get? If he used aliases such as names of family members, he would be nabbed instantly and whisked away for questioning. That's because many of his relatives are on the FBI's secret "no-fly list," according to intelligence sources.

But suppose he boldly decided to use his own name. Would he be cleared to fly? Insight recently learned that scenario was tested at a U.S. airport in the South during January. The result was troubling: America's most-wanted fugitive is cleared to fly. According to airline-security documents obtained by this magazine, the name Osama bin Laden was punched into the computer by an airline official and, remarkably, that name was cleared at the security checkpoint all passengers must pass through before being issued a boarding pass.

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Platinumpimp · 02-20-2004, 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by dj pussy
Imagine if the world's most notorious fugitive, Osama bin Laden, attempted to board an airliner in the United States. Suppose he were clean-shaven, sporting short hair, wearing a pinstriped business suit and looked like so many other travelers that no suspicions were raised. How far might he get? If he used aliases such as names of family members, he would be nabbed instantly and whisked away for questioning. That's because many of his relatives are on the FBI's secret "no-fly list," according to intelligence sources.

But suppose he boldly decided to use his own name. Would he be cleared to fly? Insight recently learned that scenario was tested at a U.S. airport in the South during January. The result was troubling: America's most-wanted fugitive is cleared to fly. According to airline-security documents obtained by this magazine, the name Osama bin Laden was punched into the computer by an airline official and, remarkably, that name was cleared at the security checkpoint all passengers must pass through before being issued a boarding pass.

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once a rat, always a rat

The Truth Hurts · 02-20-2004, 03:27 AM

Well, I doubt he would spell his own name wrong.

So that whole story is fucking pointless.

jimboc · 02-20-2004, 03:30 AM

Well you flew the rest of the bin laden family out of the states in the week of the attack, so nothing would suprise me.

The Truth Hurts · 02-20-2004, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by jimboc
Well you flew the rest of the bin laden family out of the states in the week of the attack, so nothing would surprise me.

...and?

if your brother is a fag, does that make you a fag?

mule · 02-20-2004, 03:33 AM

Osama's been living in the guest wing at Camp David since 9-11

jimboc · 02-20-2004, 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts

...and?

if your brother is a fag, does that make you a fag?

I don't have a brother and yes I am a fag

Mr Pheer · 02-20-2004, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by mule
Osama's been living in the guest wing at Camp David since 9-11

you're probably right

jimboc · 02-20-2004, 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer

you're probably right

Hopefully strapped onto one of those fucking machines 18 hours a day so his ass is on fire

xenigo · 02-20-2004, 03:43 AM

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Doug Stuber, who ran Ralph Nadar's presidential Green Party campaign in North Carolina in 2000, was flagged and questioned by the U.S. Secret Service about his politics prior to attempting to board a flight to Germany for business in 2002. During the discussion, Stuber screamed out, "George Bush is as dumb as a rock," which prompted officers to bring in the Secret Service for further interrogation. Stuber was barred from taking any flight that day and missed his business trip.

Man, that sucks.

jimboc · 02-20-2004, 03:49 AM

ahhh a free country don't you guys just love the freedom of a democratic society

02-20-2004, 02:10 AM	#1
dj pussy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: google Posts: 1,440	"Mr. bin Laden, you're clear to fly" Imagine if the world's most notorious fugitive, Osama bin Laden, attempted to board an airliner in the United States. Suppose he were clean-shaven, sporting short hair, wearing a pinstriped business suit and looked like so many other travelers that no suspicions were raised. How far might he get? If he used aliases such as names of family members, he would be nabbed instantly and whisked away for questioning. That's because many of his relatives are on the FBI's secret "no-fly list," according to intelligence sources. But suppose he boldly decided to use his own name. Would he be cleared to fly? Insight recently learned that scenario was tested at a U.S. airport in the South during January. The result was troubling: America's most-wanted fugitive is cleared to fly. According to airline-security documents obtained by this magazine, the name Osama bin Laden was punched into the computer by an airline official and, remarkably, that name was cleared at the security checkpoint all passengers must pass through before being issued a boarding pass. full story

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mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	Osama's been living in the guest wing at Camp David since 9-11 __________________ Converting like a mofo

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The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,304	Well, I doubt he would spell his own name wrong. So that whole story is fucking pointless.