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dj pussy 02-20-2004 02:10 AM

"Mr. bin Laden, you're clear to fly"
 
Imagine if the world's most notorious fugitive, Osama bin Laden, attempted to board an airliner in the United States. Suppose he were clean-shaven, sporting short hair, wearing a pinstriped business suit and looked like so many other travelers that no suspicions were raised. How far might he get? If he used aliases such as names of family members, he would be nabbed instantly and whisked away for questioning. That's because many of his relatives are on the FBI's secret "no-fly list," according to intelligence sources.

But suppose he boldly decided to use his own name. Would he be cleared to fly? Insight recently learned that scenario was tested at a U.S. airport in the South during January. The result was troubling: America's most-wanted fugitive is cleared to fly. According to airline-security documents obtained by this magazine, the name Osama bin Laden was punched into the computer by an airline official and, remarkably, that name was cleared at the security checkpoint all passengers must pass through before being issued a boarding pass.

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Platinumpimp 02-20-2004 03:15 AM

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Originally posted by dj pussy
Imagine if the world's most notorious fugitive, Osama bin Laden, attempted to board an airliner in the United States. Suppose he were clean-shaven, sporting short hair, wearing a pinstriped business suit and looked like so many other travelers that no suspicions were raised. How far might he get? If he used aliases such as names of family members, he would be nabbed instantly and whisked away for questioning. That's because many of his relatives are on the FBI's secret "no-fly list," according to intelligence sources.

But suppose he boldly decided to use his own name. Would he be cleared to fly? Insight recently learned that scenario was tested at a U.S. airport in the South during January. The result was troubling: America's most-wanted fugitive is cleared to fly. According to airline-security documents obtained by this magazine, the name Osama bin Laden was punched into the computer by an airline official and, remarkably, that name was cleared at the security checkpoint all passengers must pass through before being issued a boarding pass.

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once a rat, always a rat :sleep

The Truth Hurts 02-20-2004 03:27 AM

Well, I doubt he would spell his own name wrong.

So that whole story is fucking pointless.

jimboc 02-20-2004 03:30 AM

Well you flew the rest of the bin laden family out of the states in the week of the attack, so nothing would suprise me.

The Truth Hurts 02-20-2004 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by jimboc
Well you flew the rest of the bin laden family out of the states in the week of the attack, so nothing would surprise me.
...and?

if your brother is a fag, does that make you a fag?

mule 02-20-2004 03:33 AM

Osama's been living in the guest wing at Camp David since 9-11

jimboc 02-20-2004 03:38 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts


...and?

if your brother is a fag, does that make you a fag?

I don't have a brother and yes I am a fag:Graucho

Mr Pheer 02-20-2004 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by mule
Osama's been living in the guest wing at Camp David since 9-11
you're probably right

jimboc 02-20-2004 03:42 AM

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Originally posted by MrPheer


you're probably right

Hopefully strapped onto one of those fucking machines 18 hours a day so his ass is on fire:feels-hot

xenigo 02-20-2004 03:43 AM

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Doug Stuber, who ran Ralph Nadar's presidential Green Party campaign in North Carolina in 2000, was flagged and questioned by the U.S. Secret Service about his politics prior to attempting to board a flight to Germany for business in 2002. During the discussion, Stuber screamed out, "George Bush is as dumb as a rock," which prompted officers to bring in the Secret Service for further interrogation. Stuber was barred from taking any flight that day and missed his business trip.
Man, that sucks.

jimboc 02-20-2004 03:49 AM

ahhh a free country don't you guys just love the freedom of a democratic society:2 cents:


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