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![]() One of my friends has just been told he's got cancer and it's not looking good for him!!
Kind of makes you think about what's ahead etc etc!! If I was going to die then it would have to be in my sleep!!! And 2 fucking apache helicopters just buzzed over my house whilst I was writing this thread!! Must be haggis hunting again!! Oooh well back to work!!! |
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I'd like to die from asphyxiation caused by Anna Kournikova sitting on my face for too long.
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bullet to the head
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I need a beer
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I would snort,drink as much as I could .Fuck as many as I could and give everything I own to charities.
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Speaking of ways to die, anyone see that Man Show episode where they did the skit called "Die Like A Man"? It was things like heart attack during sex, beat to death by pro boxer, jump out of plane with no parachute
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I want to die when I have just finished fucking the shit out of Carmen
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It has to be overdose of sleeping pills after the fuckfest...nice and easy rest, and painless too.
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in a van by the river
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I duno jumping out of plane with no parachute could be a rush
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Any posible but FAST way...
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Now with more Jayne
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I just pray I don't know it is happening. My mind is my biggest fear.
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I want to die Fighting like a warrior!! Not sick and helpless.
Sorry to hear that about your friend. |
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At approximately 85 years of age I'd like to have a massive painless stroke while sleeping after having great sex.
For me, that's just 21-22 uears from now:-))) Dave www.davecummings.com |
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Back in the harbor
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Get some grade a illicit substances and go out with a bang...
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I am 102 just had a nice lunch, just kissed my wife for making it for me , I tell her I love her and go to read the paper. Go to sleep in my favorite chair and dont wake up.
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I'd like to die only when I felt like dying.
You know, living and dying rules should be something like you never grow old and allways be healthy and strong. At a very huge age (1000+ years) when you felt ready, you should make a party with your friends, give the last fuck and go for it. I dont´t believe in God or live after dead, so I face dead as the big END and that really scares me ![]() PS: hope your friend gets better |
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bullet to the head for me too.
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Okay here is Two One Mean and One Funny
(Mean) I want to line up all the ppl i hate and ppl that have fucked me over in the past, put em all in a row side by side and stand just in front of them, turn my back to them and blast myself in the head with the biggest badest gun i can find Thus giving em all a little piece of my mind. (Funny) on the day i die i want to take an overdose of Viagra this way i will be stiff as a fucking board when the rigermortis sets in, i also want to be burried in a pair of sweat pants in this case with a full open casket. this way all the loved ones and so called loved ones can see i'm pointing tword a place i would never make it to lol. Oh yeah and is it wrong to want to die fucking? what does that do to the poor chick you were bangin -Loki-
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Ik ben een aap
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Comfortable and quick would be particularly nice.
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Ryde or Die
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I want to die in my sleep
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heroin overdose on a beach in mexico.
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Suicide by cop.
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I'm planning on living forever.
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Now with more Jayne
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