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Old 02-19-2004, 07:37 AM   #1
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If you had a choice on what way to die, what would it be?

One of my friends has just been told he's got cancer and it's not looking good for him!!

Kind of makes you think about what's ahead etc etc!!

If I was going to die then it would have to be in my sleep!!!


And 2 fucking apache helicopters just buzzed over my house whilst I was writing this thread!! Must be haggis hunting again!! Oooh well back to work!!!
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:41 AM   #2
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I'd like to die from asphyxiation caused by Anna Kournikova sitting on my face for too long.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:42 AM   #3
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I'd like to die from asphyxiation caused by Anna Kournikova sitting on my face for too long.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:42 AM   #4
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I'd like to die from asphyxiation caused by Anna Kournikova sitting on my face for too long.
that would be a good way to die
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:43 AM   #5
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I'd like to die from asphyxiation caused by Anna Kournikova sitting on my face for too long.
And she farts when your just about too peg it
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:45 AM   #6
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:45 AM   #7
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I'd like to die from asphyxiation caused by Anna Kournikova sitting on my face for too long.
nice fantasy.

if you had cancer or something you could go to the make a wish foundation and ask for it.
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:45 AM   #8
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:46 AM   #9
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nice fantasy.

if you had cancer or something you could go to the make a wish foundation and ask for it.

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaa
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:49 AM   #10
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I would snort,drink as much as I could .Fuck as many as I could and give everything I own to charities.
Down in a blaze of glory
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Old 02-19-2004, 07:53 AM   #11
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Speaking of ways to die, anyone see that Man Show episode where they did the skit called "Die Like A Man"? It was things like heart attack during sex, beat to death by pro boxer, jump out of plane with no parachute
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:05 AM   #12
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I want to die when I have just finished fucking the shit out of Carmen
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:05 AM   #13
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It has to be overdose of sleeping pills after the fuckfest...nice and easy rest, and painless too.
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:11 AM   #14
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I duno jumping out of plane with no parachute could be a rush
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:16 AM   #15
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Any posible but FAST way...
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:23 AM   #16
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I just pray I don't know it is happening. My mind is my biggest fear.
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:35 AM   #17
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I want to die Fighting like a warrior!! Not sick and helpless.

Sorry to hear that about your friend.
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Old 02-19-2004, 08:50 AM   #18
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At approximately 85 years of age I'd like to have a massive painless stroke while sleeping after having great sex.

For me, that's just 21-22 uears from now:-)))

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Old 02-19-2004, 09:33 AM   #19
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At approximately 85 years of age I'd like to have a massive painless stroke while sleeping after having great sex.
i'll second that. but i want to be at least 100.
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Old 02-19-2004, 09:44 AM   #20
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Get some grade a illicit substances and go out with a bang...
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:09 AM   #21
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:14 AM   #22
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I am 102 just had a nice lunch, just kissed my wife for making it for me , I tell her I love her and go to read the paper. Go to sleep in my favorite chair and dont wake up.
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:17 AM   #23
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I'd like to die only when I felt like dying.

You know, living and dying rules should be something like you never grow old and allways be healthy and strong. At a very huge age (1000+ years) when you felt ready, you should make a party with your friends, give the last fuck and go for it.

I dont´t believe in God or live after dead, so I face dead as the big END and that really scares me


PS: hope your friend gets better
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:24 AM   #24
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bullet to the head for me too.
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Old 02-19-2004, 10:57 AM   #25
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Okay here is Two One Mean and One Funny

(Mean) I want to line up all the ppl i hate and ppl that have fucked me over in the past, put em all in a row side by side and stand just in front of them, turn my back to them and blast myself in the head with the biggest badest gun i can find Thus giving em all a little piece of my mind.


(Funny) on the day i die i want to take an overdose of Viagra this way i will be stiff as a fucking board when the rigermortis sets in, i also want to be burried in a pair of sweat pants in this case with a full open casket. this way all the loved ones and so called loved ones can see i'm pointing tword a place i would never make it to lol.

Oh yeah and is it wrong to want to die fucking? what does that do to the poor chick you were bangin


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Old 02-19-2004, 10:58 AM   #26
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Comfortable and quick would be particularly nice.
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:02 AM   #27
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:08 AM   #28
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heroin overdose on a beach in mexico.
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:09 AM   #29
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:10 AM   #30
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Old 02-19-2004, 11:17 AM   #31
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Oh yeah and is it wrong to want to die fucking? what does that do to the poor chick you were bangin

THANK YOU! When my husband is going down on me and it takes longer than normal I tend to jokingly remind himt o come up for air becuase I wouldn't want him to down downthere. He always says 'but what a way to go'. He doesn't seem to understand that firstly i would have to explain that to the people that came to get the body and secondly ewww.
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