Classic line to tell broads - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 01-22-2004, 02:31 PM

"Its not all about the sex , I respect you as a person too"

Phoenix · 01-22-2004, 02:32 PM

My favourite is" Are we going to fuck later or what?"

works like a charm

CDSmith · 01-22-2004, 02:33 PM

Where's da broads?

~ Don Rickles.

GonePhishing · 01-22-2004, 03:43 PM

"It's not you. It's Me."

Sly_RJ · 01-22-2004, 03:45 PM

No baby I'm not staring at your tits, I thought there was a stain on your shirt. A cum stain! Bwahaha!

Ok, no.

sweet7 · 01-22-2004, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
My favourite is" Are we going to fuck later or what?"

works like a charm

Paul Waters · 01-22-2004, 05:05 PM

"Will I respect you in the morning?"

Well... if you are skilled, experienced, enthusiastic, and love having your pussy eaten...damn right!

PattyeCake* · 01-22-2004, 05:05 PM

One can only hope that you guys are truly a bit more "creative" when it comes to lines.....

funkmaster · 01-22-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PattyeCake*
One can only hope that you guys are truly a bit more "creative" when it comes to lines.....

I am not the kinda of guy that fucks on the first date.

(always worked for me)

01-22-2004, 05:07 PM

That shirt is very becoming on you...Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

DTK · 01-22-2004, 05:20 PM

"But enough about me, let's talk about you. So...what do you think of me?"

Tala · 01-22-2004, 05:35 PM

Badger badger baqdger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

brand0n · 01-22-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Badger badger baqdger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

damn it! damn damn damn. fuck

Rictor · 01-22-2004, 05:38 PM

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Tala · 01-22-2004, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
damn it! damn damn damn. fuck

TheGoldenChild · 01-22-2004, 05:46 PM

nice shoes let's fuck....

worked for me once

Za Ha · 01-22-2004, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
"It's not you. It's Me."

I like: "It's not me its YOU!" line more.

Tala · 01-22-2004, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
"It's not you. It's Me."

..."No, wait, is IS you, my bad."

graphicsbytia · 01-22-2004, 05:57 PM

I kinda like

I think you may be in need of a little disicipline

Brad Xtremepay · 01-22-2004, 06:48 PM

hwood · 02-16-2004, 07:20 AM

usually i just ask them how they are doing.... and play off the answer.... most of what i say or ask.... focuses on seeing what they got goin on in their heads..... then i can make the right moves after seein where they are at

volante · 02-16-2004, 07:25 AM

"So, do you take it up the shitter or what?"

Saw a friend of mine use this line. Amazingly, it worked...

RoUgH AiR · 02-16-2004, 07:26 AM

I think you dropped something.......................my jaw!!

VirtuMike · 02-16-2004, 07:48 AM

My old line "Do you do anal?"

Followed by "A girl as pretty as you needs a pearl necklace."

Now it's "How YOU doin'?"

Now that I think about it, none of those work well.

Mikey_219Inc · 02-16-2004, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
"So, do you take it up the shitter or what?"

Saw a friend of mine use this line. Amazingly, it worked...

Mikey_219Inc · 02-16-2004, 07:55 AM

"how much?"

fusionx · 02-16-2004, 09:24 AM

Me: Do you sleep on your stomach?

Her: yes|no

Me: Mind if I do?
----

Me: Did you wash those pants in lemon fresh joy?

Her: Why the fuck would you think that?

Me: Because I can see myself in them.
----

Me: Licks finger lightly and brushes her shirt; "We've got to get you out of those wet clothes"
---

Kids, don't try this at home :-)

Joshua · 02-16-2004, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kBizzle
nice shoes let's fuck....

worked for me once

Same here.

nojob · 02-16-2004, 09:27 AM

Some of my lines...

Are you over 18 and do you have 2 forms of ID?
Did you ever dream of becoming a Star?
I want to look at you lets keep the lights on and dont mind that blinking light.

Fluid of Fuck Me · 02-16-2004, 09:44 AM

"hi, my name is Reese, and you look like a chick that would give me a piece"

eroswebmaster · 02-16-2004, 09:46 AM

Mine is...."I"m with Juicy he said I could have the leftovers."

Head · 02-16-2004, 09:54 AM

Every situation is different. If you're introduced and they have a little history of you and you know something of them it's easy game. If you're trying to pick a chick up on the street charm, wit and homour seems to be the right formula.

01-22-2004, 02:31 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Classic line to tell broads "Its not all about the sex , I respect you as a person too"

01-22-2004, 02:32 PM	#2
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,465	My favourite is" Are we going to fuck later or what?" works like a charm __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

01-22-2004, 02:33 PM	#3
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01-22-2004, 03:43 PM	#4
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01-22-2004, 03:45 PM	#5
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01-22-2004, 05:05 PM	#7
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01-22-2004, 05:05 PM	#8
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01-22-2004, 05:07 PM	#10
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	That shirt is very becoming on you...Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

01-22-2004, 05:20 PM	#11
DTK Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: The 510 Posts: 4,545	"But enough about me, let's talk about you. So...what do you think of me?"

01-22-2004, 05:35 PM	#12
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01-22-2004, 05:38 PM	#14
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

01-22-2004, 05:46 PM	#16
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	nice shoes let's fuck.... worked for me once __________________

01-22-2004, 05:57 PM	#19
graphicsbytia Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,618	I kinda like I think you may be in need of a little disicipline

01-22-2004, 06:48 PM	#20
Brad Xtremepay So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 2,000

02-16-2004, 07:20 AM	#21
hwood Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Atlanta Posts: 332	usually i just ask them how they are doing.... and play off the answer.... most of what i say or ask.... focuses on seeing what they got goin on in their heads..... then i can make the right moves after seein where they are at __________________ Check out My Black XXX sites

02-16-2004, 07:25 AM	#22
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	"So, do you take it up the shitter or what?" Saw a friend of mine use this line. Amazingly, it worked...

02-16-2004, 07:26 AM	#23
RoUgH AiR Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 366	I think you dropped something.......................my jaw!!

02-16-2004, 07:48 AM	#24
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	My old line "Do you do anal?" Followed by "A girl as pretty as you needs a pearl necklace." Now it's "How YOU doin'?" Now that I think about it, none of those work well. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

02-16-2004, 07:55 AM	#26
Mikey_219Inc Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: i dont even know ... Posts: 1,876	"how much?" __________________ Let him who hath understanding reckon the WISDOM of the TOOF!

02-16-2004, 09:24 AM	#27
fusionx Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Olongapo City, Philippines Posts: 4,618	Me: Do you sleep on your stomach? Her: yes\|no Me: Mind if I do? ---- Me: Did you wash those pants in lemon fresh joy? Her: Why the fuck would you think that? Me: Because I can see myself in them. ---- Me: Licks finger lightly and brushes her shirt; "We've got to get you out of those wet clothes" --- Kids, don't try this at home :-)

02-16-2004, 09:27 AM	#29
nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	Some of my lines... Are you over 18 and do you have 2 forms of ID? Did you ever dream of becoming a Star? I want to look at you lets keep the lights on and dont mind that blinking light.

02-16-2004, 09:44 AM	#30
Fluid of Fuck Me Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 373	"hi, my name is Reese, and you look like a chick that would give me a piece"

02-16-2004, 09:46 AM	#31
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02-16-2004, 09:54 AM	#32
Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	Every situation is different. If you're introduced and they have a little history of you and you know something of them it's easy game. If you're trying to pick a chick up on the street charm, wit and homour seems to be the right formula. __________________