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Me: Do you sleep on your stomach?
Her: yes|no
Me: Mind if I do?
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Me: Did you wash those pants in lemon fresh joy?
Her: Why the fuck would you think that?
Me: Because I can see myself in them.
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Me: Licks finger lightly and brushes her shirt; "We've got to get you out of those wet clothes"
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Kids, don't try this at home :-)
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