Classic line to tell broads
 

"Its not all about the sex , I respect you as a person too" :Graucho

My favourite is" Are we going to fuck later or what?"


works like a charm

Where's da broads?


~ Don Rickles.

"It's not you. It's Me."

No baby I'm not staring at your tits, I thought there was a stain on your shirt. A cum stain! Bwahaha!

Ok, no.

"Will I respect you in the morning?"

Well... if you are skilled, experienced, enthusiastic, and love having your pussy eaten...damn right!

One can only hope that you guys are truly a bit more "creative" when it comes to lines.....

:1orglaugh

I am not the kinda of guy that fucks on the first date.

(always worked for me)

That shirt is very becoming on you...Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

"But enough about me, let's talk about you. So...what do you think of me?"

Badger badger baqdger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

damn it! damn damn damn. fuck

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

:glugglug

nice shoes let's fuck....

worked for me once

I like: "It's not me its YOU!" line more.

..."No, wait, is IS you, my bad."

I kinda like

I think you may be in need of a little disicipline :)

usually i just ask them how they are doing.... and play off the answer.... most of what i say or ask.... focuses on seeing what they got goin on in their heads..... then i can make the right moves after seein where they are at

"So, do you take it up the shitter or what?"

Saw a friend of mine use this line. Amazingly, it worked...

I think you dropped something.......................my jaw!!

My old line "Do you do anal?"

Followed by "A girl as pretty as you needs a pearl necklace."

Now it's "How YOU doin'?"

Now that I think about it, none of those work well.

:1orglaugh

"how much?" :1orglaugh

Me: Do you sleep on your stomach?

Her: yes|no

Me: Mind if I do?
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Me: Did you wash those pants in lemon fresh joy?

Her: Why the fuck would you think that?

Me: Because I can see myself in them.
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Me: Licks finger lightly and brushes her shirt; "We've got to get you out of those wet clothes"
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Kids, don't try this at home :-)

Same here. :Graucho

Some of my lines...

Are you over 18 and do you have 2 forms of ID?
Did you ever dream of becoming a Star?
I want to look at you lets keep the lights on and dont mind that blinking light.

"hi, my name is Reese, and you look like a chick that would give me a piece"

Mine is...."I"m with Juicy he said I could have the leftovers."

Every situation is different. If you're introduced and they have a little history of you and you know something of them it's easy game. If you're trying to pick a chick up on the street charm, wit and homour seems to be the right formula.