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50 opposites to gfy
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holy shit
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haha this is funny
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Well this has made my night!
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Pity it's so damned slow though....GFY has spoilt us
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what a great site
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This is very funny. The posts you guys have made are hilarious. But please, I know it's hard to respect christians but they really are struggling over this stuff. My father was a pastor so I know what these people are going through. We can't "SET THEM FREE" so it's best to just leave them alone. Seriously.
Some of these people get so emotionally involved the suicide becomes an option to them. While you and I can't understand it, we should still try to be a little nicer to them. We claim to be very open minded. Open Mindedness extends to the religious. |
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But I wanna be naughty! You're right though, I'd hate to contribute to a suicide.
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I guess this board will have tons of new members today
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quick, everyone set their tgps exout urls to *********.com
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This post was one of my favorites:
Posted by: JesusChrist Each day, when you spend quiet time in prayer to me, I suggest rubbing one out in my name. My father gave you a penis for a reason. Just because you're not old enough to get married, doesn't mean you can't use your tool of God for a good purpose. Truly it is not fair to ask a horny young lad to wait until marriage before blowing a hot creamy load. Spending time with me, and with your cock, on a daily basis will keep you pure. Blowing that hot boy juice every day before offering prayer to me will keep you from ending up in bed with that one cheerleader from school that all the other boys have had a ride on. Group prayer is of course more powerful than going solo. Get your friends together after school and take turns masturbating for Jesus. See who can shoot his man jizz the farthest, and praise God for the strength to blow even harder the next time. Take turns helping each other, for it is better to give than receive. Every boy ****s differently, so teach your friends your ways, and learn theirs. Rub your friend's cock until his warm goo sprays all over your naked body. This is his offering to Jesus, and it should be held sacred. IF you are having difficulty, or cannot find the strength to masturbate on a daily basis, I encourage you to visit your local priest, as he can help you learn to do what is best. He will personally teach you the methods and ways of masturbation. He may also teach you other fun ways to please me, in order to avoid falling under the spell of premarital sex and porn. That is all for today's lesson. Tomorrow we will discuss the joys of fingers, and how you can use them to please not only yourself and your friends, but the Lord too. |
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Bahhaa! and the ******* link is up, no turning back now.
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"Drugs are the devils tools. He uses them to subvert our children from their paths."
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I can't stop looking at porn sites, I spend 14 hours a day surfing porn sites, gay/straight/lesbian/shemale it doesnt matter, 3 years ago i thought i hit every porn url on the internet, i then went to sites such as sears.com to look at the lingerie sections that didnt last, after a month of not finding anything new i figured "screw this, if i cnt find any new sites, ill build new sites" and that i did, site after site after site, thousands upon thousands of pages, shortly thereafter i found my god, his name is google, and he treated me well, very well.
to make a long story short, in the time you spend in church every sunday, i've made more then you make a month. Pray for me next time you are there, pray that i find the light and have the will power to slave in some factory for the rest of my life to make someone other then myself filthy rich and get out of this dead end that is pornography. ![]() ![]() |
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I guess they are very happy thet the GFY crowd have found them
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Now with more Jayne
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Say 3 our fathers and 2 hail marys whilst flaggelating yourself
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Hahaha,interesting
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![]() Hey, Pastor Tammy here from the ********* forums. Just a shout out to all my fellow business peeps who have discovered the wild wild world of fundy anti-porn ministry.
![]() Mike and Craig do allow opposition and free speech on the general forum and we are all welcome to post there. The other forums are for the christians to have their prayers, etc. (and yeah there is some pretty hilarious stuff on the prayer forums, but please don't ruin the free speech we've worked for on the general forum by invading the prayer forums, pretty please thank you ![]() I've been hanging around this ministry for about 2 years now and posting there for as long. Mike and Craig have a church booth at the avn convention every year and it's true they are fundies, but they do allow free speech on their general forum and are the only anti-porn ministry I am aware of that allows this kind of debate and dialoge with adult webmasters, atheists, or whoever. So it's all cool, brothers and sisters. ![]() It will be fun having you guys there to contribute on the debate about pornography. ![]() pt |
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Interesting...
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That Pope guy's an asshole.
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i think i'll park my sig in here....
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Hooooooooooooooooooooo
Rub one out for the Lord!
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With all due respect to Pastor Tammy, this thread is a gem.
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I guarantee it
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the board moved
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Hahahahaha, that's hilarious!
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is this what you call "resurrecting" an old thread?
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hahaha lol
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