02-16-2004, 05:04 PM
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Now with more Jayne
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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
This post was one of my favorites:
Posted by: JesusChrist
Each day, when you spend quiet time in prayer to me, I suggest rubbing one out in my name. My father gave you a penis for a reason. Just because you're not old enough to get married, doesn't mean you can't use your tool of God for a good purpose.
Truly it is not fair to ask a horny young lad to wait until marriage before blowing a hot creamy load. Spending time with me, and with your cock, on a daily basis will keep you pure. Blowing that hot boy juice every day before offering prayer to me will keep you from ending up in bed with that one cheerleader from school that all the other boys have had a ride on.
Group prayer is of course more powerful than going solo. Get your friends together after school and take turns masturbating for Jesus. See who can shoot his man jizz the farthest, and praise God for the strength to blow even harder the next time. Take turns helping each other, for it is better to give than receive. Every boy ****s differently, so teach your friends your ways, and learn theirs. Rub your friend's cock until his warm goo sprays all over your naked body. This is his offering to Jesus, and it should be held sacred.
IF you are having difficulty, or cannot find the strength to masturbate on a daily basis, I encourage you to visit your local priest, as he can help you learn to do what is best. He will personally teach you the methods and ways of masturbation. He may also teach you other fun ways to please me, in order to avoid falling under the spell of premarital sex and porn.
That is all for today's lesson. Tomorrow we will discuss the joys of fingers, and how you can use them to please not only yourself and your friends, but the Lord too.
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was it wrong to get turned on by that? |
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