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02-13-2004, 12:43 PM
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I'm a great bowler.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Right Outside of Normal.
Posts: 13,309
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What's your best Excuse every used for Calling in?
You know we've all used them so post the best you've ever used.
I never used this one but I plan to!  ME: "Hi boss. Yea I won't be in today, I'm suffering from Anal Glaucoma." Boss: "What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?" Me: "I can't see my Ass comming into work today." Post your best!
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02-13-2004, 01:23 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2004
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used at lunchtime at work one day:
Boss: "Do this, do that, then take care of that other thing and do some of the blah blah blah" Me: "I've given it a lot of thought Jimmy." Boss: "yes, and?" Me: "I decided I don't want to." Boss: "Hahahahaha!" Me: "Yeah, I really don't think I want to. In fact, I think you should do it. I'm going to play golf. Have a nice life bud." Boss: (stupid look on his face) Me: (driving away laughing) best day of my life. |
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