What's your best Excuse every used for Calling in?
 

You know we've all used them so post the best you've ever used.

I never used this one but I plan to! :thumbsup

ME: "Hi boss. Yea I won't be in today, I'm suffering from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss: "What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?"
Me: "I can't see my Ass comming into work today."

Post your best!

used at lunchtime at work one day:

Boss: "Do this, do that, then take care of that other thing and do some of the blah blah blah"

Me: "I've given it a lot of thought Jimmy."

Boss: "yes, and?"

Me: "I decided I don't want to."

Boss: "Hahahahaha!"

Me: "Yeah, I really don't think I want to. In fact, I think you should do it. I'm going to play golf. Have a nice life bud."

Boss: (stupid look on his face)

Me: (driving away laughing)


best day of my life.