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Old 02-08-2004, 12:56 AM   #1
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:stoned Valentine's Day Poetry!

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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> *************************

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> I thought that I could love no other

> Until, that is, I met your brother.

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> **************************

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> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

> the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

>

> **************************

> Of loving beauty you float with grace

> If only you could hide your face.

>

> ****************************

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> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

> This describes everything you are not.

>

> ******************************

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> I want to feel your sweet embrace

> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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> *******************************

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> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

>

> ************************************

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> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

> Marrying you screwed up my life.

>

> ************************************

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> I see your face when I am dreaming.

> That's why I always wake up screaming.

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> ***************************************

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> My love, you take my breath away.

> What have you stepped in to smell this way?

>

> ****************************************

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> My feelings for you no words can tell

> Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

>

> *****************************************

>

> What inspired this amorous rhyme?

> Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Old 02-08-2004, 01:52 AM   #2
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valentines poetry is romantic
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:25 AM   #3
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great poems to give to your significant other on 2-14
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:25 AM   #4
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thats great remind me to send my valentines!
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:27 AM   #5
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:45 AM   #6
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Romantic
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Old 02-08-2004, 02:48 AM   #7
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Those are good.
"The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head." That's my favorite.
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