Valentine's Day Poetry!
 

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

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> I thought that I could love no other

> Until, that is, I met your brother.

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> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

> the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head

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> Of loving beauty you float with grace

> If only you could hide your face.

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> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

> This describes everything you are not.

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> I want to feel your sweet embrace

> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

> Marrying you screwed up my life.

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> I see your face when I am dreaming.

> That's why I always wake up screaming.

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> My love, you take my breath away.

> What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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> My feelings for you no words can tell

> Except for maybe "Go To Hell".

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> What inspired this amorous rhyme?

> Two parts vodka, one part lime.

valentines poetry is romantic

great poems to give to your significant other on 2-14 :thumbsup

thats great remind me to send my valentines!

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Romantic:glugglug

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Those are good.
"The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head." That's my favorite.