Valentine's Day Poetry!
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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> I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
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> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
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> Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face.
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> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> This describes everything you are not.
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> I want to feel your sweet embrace
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
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> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> Marrying you screwed up my life.
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> I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming.
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> My love, you take my breath away.
> What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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> My feelings for you no words can tell
> Except for maybe "Go To Hell".
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> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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