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BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 12:41 PM

I need to do something big for Mrs. Shaw putting up with me. Budget is 25,000. Ideas?

Fletch XXX · 02-04-2004, 12:42 PM

my girls birthday is the day before Valentines day

jaYMan · 02-04-2004, 12:43 PM

Give her a backrub with vanilla lotion, then eat her out!

Save yourself some cash ;)

natkejs · 02-04-2004, 12:45 PM

For 25k she can have a pretty sweet spa vacation away from you and any possible kids I guess ;)

MetaMan · 02-04-2004, 12:46 PM

get her a giant hose that sprays whipping cream, imagine the people you could prank with that.

Juicy D. Links · 02-04-2004, 12:46 PM

Get her a Sybian

Stallion · 02-04-2004, 12:47 PM

For 25k I will fly to Dallas and wait on you hand and foot for Valentines day.. lol

m00d · 02-04-2004, 12:47 PM

An IRA

Amputate Your Head · 02-04-2004, 12:47 PM

Valentines is a lame manufactured holiday courtesy the Hallmark Corporation. Do what we're doing: Throw an anti-Valentines Day party in honor of our disgust over the blatant commercialism corporate America inflicts on us all. Instead of being made to feel obligated to buy things from shopping malls by the guilt driven media machines such as Oprah and Dr. Fucking Phil, for what is truly just another calendar day that is ultimately utterly meaningless, put it to good use and get some slimfast.

Head · 02-04-2004, 12:47 PM

Cosmetic Surgery

Fletch XXX · 02-04-2004, 12:48 PM

Amp: American Coprorations have done this with every holiday.

See how quick the xmas candy comes out after Thanksgiving?

its all corporate bullshit, and America eats it by the ounce.

02-04-2004, 12:49 PM

25K? Oww shit

m00d · 02-04-2004, 12:49 PM

Have a steam shower installed

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Get her a Sybian

Do they ship those fed-ex?

Only concern is that it would have more "power" than Brad Shaw.

Sosa · 02-04-2004, 12:50 PM

25k? fuck spending that much for valentines day.

m00d · 02-04-2004, 12:51 PM

A Lawn Mower

Fletch XXX · 02-04-2004, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sosa
25k? fuck spending that much for valentines day.

anyone that would REALLY be spending that, wouldnt be bragging on a board.

Hey Brad, post a recipt after you spend it.

thats the most pussy whipped any man could be I guess.

Juicy D. Links · 02-04-2004, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw

Do they ship those fed-ex?

Only concern is that it would have more "power" than Brad Shaw.

They ship UPS you can get the "Venus" for yourself also

Nysus · 02-04-2004, 12:53 PM

Fly to Paris for a day first class. Fly back with her in the morning when you wake up, first class of course. And of course have breakfast waiting for her when she wakes up.

Cheers,
Matt

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 12:55 PM

25k, not $25k

I am talking pesos here! Who has a spare $25k laying around?

m00d · 02-04-2004, 12:56 PM

Yeah, I'm sure she will just love the fatal jetlag that would follow

loverboy · 02-04-2004, 12:58 PM

too bad, i might not have any plans...too much work and lots to date on valentines day

makefuckingmoney · 02-04-2004, 01:00 PM

bukkake anyone?

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 01:05 PM

Shok, you free on the 14th?

SleazyDream · 02-04-2004, 01:06 PM

it's always kewl to hear how true love is free.

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
bukkake anyone?

Sorry, I am allergic to cum.

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
it's always kewl to hear how true love is free.

And you wife stays with you for your good looks!

m00d · 02-04-2004, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
it's always kewl to hear how true love is free.

What is his is hers and what is hers is his. Not all women married to wealthy men are gold diggers.

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 01:11 PM

http://www.thechocolateguy.com/sales.htm

I think I found the perfect gift.

howard · 02-04-2004, 01:11 PM

Brad---i'm not fucking around and I am not kidding. I know your young and when it comes to marrige justa tad immature.

Your setting yourself up to get divorced.

If you spend 25k this year what are going to spend next and so on. She will expect presents of this nature forever. I know your just trying to be nice but put the money away and save it for a rainy day. Spend $25 on flowers and she should love you just the same for flowers or a $25,000 necklace.

One day after being divorced you will look in the mirror and say to yourself " why the fuck did I waste $25,000 on a fucken stupid valentines day present". It's just like taking $25,000 and throwing it in the fire place.

If she is a good wife she should be fucken mad for you going out and wasting $25000 on a dumb present.

Finally--why do you have to come to gfy to brag that your budget for her present is $25,000. Thats lame....

axelcat · 02-04-2004, 01:14 PM

By her a diamond ring its forever

m00d · 02-04-2004, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
http://www.thechocolateguy.com/sales.htm

I think I found the perfect gift.

Aren't there pictures of youin vegas with this same chocolate monstrosity?

SleazyDream · 02-04-2004, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw

And you wife stays with you for your good looks!

that and i can dance!

why the hell else would she have married me when I was poor?

BradShaw · 02-04-2004, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by howard
Brad---i'm not fucking around and I am not kidding. I know your young and when it comes to marrige justa tad immature.

Your setting yourself up to get divorced.

If you spend 25k this year what are going to spend next and so on. She will expect presents of this nature forever. I know your just trying to be nice but put the money away and save it for a rainy day. Spend $25 on flowers and she should love you just the same for flowers or a $25,000 necklace.

One day after being divorced you will look in the mirror and say to yourself " why the fuck did I waste $25,000 on a fucken stupid valentines day present". It's just like taking $25,000 and throwing it in the fire place.

If she is a good wife she should be fucken mad for you going out and wasting $25000 on a dumb present.

Finally--why do you have to come to gfy to brag that your budget for her present is $25,000. Thats lame....

I was kidding about the $25k. This is GFY, take everything with a grain of salt! But I still need ideas!

looky_lou · 02-04-2004, 01:29 PM

Seems like it comes faster and faster every year.

smsvid · 02-04-2004, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by howard
Brad---i'm not fucking around and I am not kidding. I know your young and when it comes to marrige justa tad immature.

Your setting yourself up to get divorced.

If you spend 25k this year what are going to spend next and so on. She will expect presents of this nature forever. I know your just trying to be nice but put the money away and save it for a rainy day. Spend $25 on flowers and she should love you just the same for flowers or a $25,000 necklace.

One day after being divorced you will look in the mirror and say to yourself " why the fuck did I waste $25,000 on a fucken stupid valentines day present". It's just like taking $25,000 and throwing it in the fire place.

If she is a good wife she should be fucken mad for you going out and wasting $25000 on a dumb present.

Finally--why do you have to come to gfy to brag that your budget for her present is $25,000. Thats lame....

Amen to that brother.

howard · 02-04-2004, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw

I was kidding about the $25k. This is GFY, take everything with a grain of salt! But I still need ideas!

Well at least I can sleep tonight now... 25k would have been dumb.. Dude, when I think of the money I spent on Xwife2 on stupid meaning less bullshit I probably could have paid a few years of college eduaction for my kids.

Best Valentine's day gift for women is a day at the spa!!

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