Shit, Valentines is next week!
 

I need to do something big for Mrs. Shaw putting up with me. Budget is 25,000. Ideas?

my girls birthday is the day before Valentines day

Give her a backrub with vanilla lotion, then eat her out!

Save yourself some cash ;)

For 25k she can have a pretty sweet spa vacation away from you and any possible kids I guess ;)

get her a giant hose that sprays whipping cream, imagine the people you could prank with that. :1orglaugh

Get her a Sybian


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For 25k I will fly to Dallas and wait on you hand and foot for Valentines day.. lol

An IRA

Valentines is a lame manufactured holiday courtesy the Hallmark Corporation. Do what we're doing: Throw an anti-Valentines Day party in honor of our disgust over the blatant commercialism corporate America inflicts on us all. Instead of being made to feel obligated to buy things from shopping malls by the guilt driven media machines such as Oprah and Dr. Fucking Phil, for what is truly just another calendar day that is ultimately utterly meaningless, put it to good use and get some slimfast.

Cosmetic Surgery

Amp: American Coprorations have done this with every holiday.

See how quick the xmas candy comes out after Thanksgiving?

its all corporate bullshit, and America eats it by the ounce.

25K? Oww shit :)

Have a steam shower installed

Do they ship those fed-ex?

Only concern is that it would have more "power" than Brad Shaw.

25k? fuck spending that much for valentines day.

A Lawn Mower

anyone that would REALLY be spending that, wouldnt be bragging on a board.

Hey Brad, post a recipt after you spend it.

thats the most pussy whipped any man could be I guess.

:1orglaugh

They ship UPS you can get the "Venus" for yourself also

Fly to Paris for a day first class. Fly back with her in the morning when you wake up, first class of course. And of course have breakfast waiting for her when she wakes up.

Cheers,
Matt

25k, not $25k

I am talking pesos here! Who has a spare $25k laying around?

Yeah, I'm sure she will just love the fatal jetlag that would follow

too bad, i might not have any plans...too much work and lots to date on valentines day

bukkake anyone?

Shok, you free on the 14th?

it's always kewl to hear how true love is free.

Sorry, I am allergic to cum.

And you wife stays with you for your good looks!

What is his is hers and what is hers is his. Not all women married to wealthy men are gold diggers.

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I think I found the perfect gift.

Brad---i'm not fucking around and I am not kidding. I know your young and when it comes to marrige justa tad immature.

Your setting yourself up to get divorced.

If you spend 25k this year what are going to spend next and so on. She will expect presents of this nature forever. I know your just trying to be nice but put the money away and save it for a rainy day. Spend $25 on flowers and she should love you just the same for flowers or a $25,000 necklace.

One day after being divorced you will look in the mirror and say to yourself " why the fuck did I waste $25,000 on a fucken stupid valentines day present". It's just like taking $25,000 and throwing it in the fire place.

If she is a good wife she should be fucken mad for you going out and wasting $25000 on a dumb present.

Finally--why do you have to come to gfy to brag that your budget for her present is $25,000. Thats lame....

By her a diamond ring its forever

Aren't there pictures of youin vegas with this same chocolate monstrosity?

that and i can dance!

why the hell else would she have married me when I was poor?

I was kidding about the $25k. This is GFY, take everything with a grain of salt! But I still need ideas!

Seems like it comes faster and faster every year.:helpme

Amen to that brother. :thumbsup

Well at least I can sleep tonight now... 25k would have been dumb.. Dude, when I think of the money I spent on Xwife2 on stupid meaning less bullshit I probably could have paid a few years of college eduaction for my kids.


Best Valentine's day gift for women is a day at the spa!!