Chinese takeout is getting worse and worse!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 02-03-2004, 10:28 AM

I just ordered some Chinese food and it tastes like shit!!!

Fuck you and your fucking chicken, General Tsao!!!

How in the fuck do they superheat their Egg Drop soup? I never thought it was possible to have something that hot without it boiling!

m00d · 02-03-2004, 10:29 AM

hot & sour soup all the way

Rankings · 02-03-2004, 10:29 AM

get this, i live in myrtle beach and can't even get chinese delivery.
in MYRTLE BEACH, does anyone see something wrong with this besides me

Steve · 02-03-2004, 10:30 AM

Fuck Chinese food. I got fucked up bad eating that stuff last year, I wont touch it with a ten foot pole. Fuckers musta fed me diseased mexican rat meat instead of high quality dog.

Rob · 02-03-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by input
get this, i live in myrtle beach and can't even get chinese delivery.
in MYRTLE BEACH, does anyone see something wrong with this besides me

Consider yourself lucky! I just dipped that cheap ass plastic spoon into the egg drop soup and the fucker melted. Now I have Eggdrop/Melted Plastic Soup!

Fuck you Yao Ming and your fucking food!!!

DarkJedi · 02-03-2004, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I just ordered some Chinese food and it tastes like shit!!!

Fuck you and your fucking chicken, General Tsao!!!

are you racist ?

Rob · 02-03-2004, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi

are you racist ?

I'm Asian.

DarkJedi · 02-03-2004, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

I'm Asian.

how convenient, huh

chowda · 02-03-2004, 10:41 AM

if ur chinese, u call chinese food "food"

CDSmith · 02-03-2004, 10:42 AM

You just have to find a place that is good and stick with it. I've been ordering from the same place for over 14 years now. Their hot & sour soup has big pieces of shrimp in it, the won ton soup is six big wonton noodles stuffed HUGE with ground pork, their chicken balls have huge chunks of chicken in them, and their eggrolls are huge man, I could eat 3 of those before touching anything else. They're a bit expensive but worth it.

And I'm due for a big order from them soon. Maybe thursday for survivor night :D

Vitasoy · 02-03-2004, 10:59 AM

Maybe time to try a different restaurant/

AdultNex · 02-03-2004, 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

I'm Asian.

*cough* Bullshit *cough*

AnalProbe · 02-03-2004, 11:02 AM

Guess why you get the chicken for half price...

They need to get rid of those sneezing chicks !

Rob · 02-03-2004, 11:04 AM

That's the only one in this area that will deliver (homey can only go so far on his tattered old bike).

There is one Chinese restuarant that doesn't have a buffet, which is an indication that it's a decent joint but they don't deliver.

I think I'm going back on my 3 steaks a day diet - my colon will thank me later.

Rob · 02-03-2004, 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

*cough* Bullshit *cough*

Born in Seoul, South Korea at 121 Evac Hospital. Father is German, Mother is Korean. I guess that makes me Asian.

KRL · 02-03-2004, 11:09 AM

I wouldn't advise eating poultry right now if you can avoid it. They've destroyed approaching 100 million birds of all types in Asian countries over the past few months because of a new flu variant that is lethal and can be transmitted to humans from the birds and then human to human.

I'm sure some sleazy operators that were being forced to destroy their birds managed to export some out and into Europe and who knows where else it got to from there.

Chinese restaurants are notorious for using the lowest grades meats around.

Nas7782 · 02-03-2004, 12:44 PM

That's ain't Chinese Food, it's American Food. Fortune Cookie is as American as apple pie, there's no such thing as a fortune cookie in China.

AdultNex · 02-03-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Nas7782
That's ain't Chinese Food, it's American Food. Fortune Cookie is as American as apple pie, there's no such thing as a fortune cookie in China.

True, but to Americans, it's Chinese food.

Kosher Chinese food is far from Americanized Chinese food. The authentic stuff is the best.

jasmine · 02-03-2004, 12:54 PM

Yeah I agree with you. Some resturants can really ruin a could be good chinese meal. At least you did not find roaches in your food

AdultNex · 02-03-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I wouldn't advise eating poultry right now if you can avoid it. They've destroyed approaching 100 million birds of all types in Asian countries over the past few months because of a new flu variant that is lethal and can be transmitted to humans from the birds and then human to human.

I'm sure some sleazy operators that were being forced to destroy their birds managed to export some out and into Europe and who knows where else it got to from there.

Chinese restaurants are notorious for using the lowest grades meats around.

The countries have suspended importation of the live birds and poultry.

Also, there has not been a scientific link between getting the virus from an infected bird.

PlayGirl · 02-03-2004, 01:08 PM

chinese food is made of 99% grease

AdultNex · 02-03-2004, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by PlayGirl
chinese food is made of 99% grease

99% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

Sarah_Jayne · 02-03-2004, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

The countries have suspended importation of the live birds and poultry.

Also, there has not been a scientific link between getting the virus from an infected bird.

also isn't it the case that as long as the chicken is properly cooked there isn't a risk?

AdultNex · 02-03-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc

also isn't it the case that as long as the chicken is properly cooked there isn't a risk?

I don't know about that, but so far there has only been 4 (I think) death-related cases. I think I'm pretty safe eating Chinese take-out.

Vitasoy · 02-03-2004, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by jasmine
At least you did not find roaches in your food

funny you said that, that happened to me before

Sarah_Jayne · 02-03-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

I don't know about that, but so far there has only been 4 (I think) death-related cases. I think I'm pretty safe eating Chinese take-out.

I am fairly sure that is what I heard on the news but yeah, no need to freak out too much.

PlayGirl · 02-03-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

99% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

67.3% of chinese restaurants that say they do not use msg still use it

axelcat · 02-03-2004, 02:00 PM

I dont really like chineze food any more

Chris E · 02-03-2004, 02:01 PM

Can't find a decent indian takeaway for love nor money at the moment!

MattO · 02-03-2004, 03:07 PM

you should know that Chinese around here blows... there are lots of good Thai places around that makes up for it. The chicken they use at the Chinese joints is like monkey lips, swear to christ. The Thai places usually use better ingredients it seems.

Rob · 02-03-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
you should know that Chinese around here blows... there are lots of good Thai places around that makes up for it. The chicken they use at the Chinese joints is like monkey lips, swear to christ. The Thai places usually use better ingredients it seems.

Thanks! I'll give that a shot. I just can't do that fake ass chicken and beef anymore.

Ic3m4nZ · 02-03-2004, 03:09 PM

General Tao chicken is the best chicken you can eat

Fletch XXX · 02-03-2004, 03:10 PM

we got the killer asian foods here in cali.

i can go to all asian neighborhoods where its totally asian owned blocks of the city and get the best chinese food, orange chicken to die for, all made with california grown oranges..

mmmm

had some a couple days ago, its not cheap but its the best.

CDSmith · 02-03-2004, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by PlayGirl
chinese food is made of 99% grease

Maybe where you are. At mine they include a lot of lightly-cooked veggies in their stirfries, the rice is steamed and very moist, the meats are all lean, and even the deep-fried dishes seem to be very grease-free and tasty.

Oriental food is and should be healthy and slimming, not "99% grease". Sorry.

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m00d So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 3,129	hot & sour soup all the way

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Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	Fuck Chinese food. I got fucked up bad eating that stuff last year, I wont touch it with a ten foot pole. Fuckers musta fed me diseased mexican rat meat instead of high quality dog.

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AnalProbe pain in the Ass Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,727	Guess why you get the chicken for half price... They need to get rid of those sneezing chicks !

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	That's the only one in this area that will deliver (homey can only go so far on his tattered old bike). There is one Chinese restuarant that doesn't have a buffet, which is an indication that it's a decent joint but they don't deliver. I think I'm going back on my 3 steaks a day diet - my colon will thank me later. __________________

02-03-2004, 11:09 AM	#16
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	I wouldn't advise eating poultry right now if you can avoid it. They've destroyed approaching 100 million birds of all types in Asian countries over the past few months because of a new flu variant that is lethal and can be transmitted to humans from the birds and then human to human. I'm sure some sleazy operators that were being forced to destroy their birds managed to export some out and into Europe and who knows where else it got to from there. Chinese restaurants are notorious for using the lowest grades meats around. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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PlayGirl Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,062	chinese food is made of 99% grease

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	I dont really like chineze food any more

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	you should know that Chinese around here blows... there are lots of good Thai places around that makes up for it. The chicken they use at the Chinese joints is like monkey lips, swear to christ. The Thai places usually use better ingredients it seems.

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Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	we got the killer asian foods here in cali. i can go to all asian neighborhoods where its totally asian owned blocks of the city and get the best chinese food, orange chicken to die for, all made with california grown oranges.. mmmm had some a couple days ago, its not cheap but its the best. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me