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Rob 02-03-2004 10:28 AM

Chinese takeout is getting worse and worse!!!
 
I just ordered some Chinese food and it tastes like shit!!! :mad:

Fuck you and your fucking chicken, General Tsao!!! :321GFY

How in the fuck do they superheat their Egg Drop soup? I never thought it was possible to have something that hot without it boiling!

m00d 02-03-2004 10:29 AM

hot & sour soup all the way

Rankings 02-03-2004 10:29 AM

get this, i live in myrtle beach and can't even get chinese delivery.
in MYRTLE BEACH, does anyone see something wrong with this besides me

Steve 02-03-2004 10:30 AM

Fuck Chinese food. I got fucked up bad eating that stuff last year, I wont touch it with a ten foot pole. Fuckers musta fed me diseased mexican rat meat instead of high quality dog.

Rob 02-03-2004 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by input
get this, i live in myrtle beach and can't even get chinese delivery.
in MYRTLE BEACH, does anyone see something wrong with this besides me

Consider yourself lucky! I just dipped that cheap ass plastic spoon into the egg drop soup and the fucker melted. Now I have Eggdrop/Melted Plastic Soup!

Fuck you Yao Ming and your fucking food!!! :BangBang:

DarkJedi 02-03-2004 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
I just ordered some Chinese food and it tastes like shit!!! :mad:

Fuck you and your fucking chicken, General Tsao!!! :321GFY



are you racist ?

Rob 02-03-2004 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi



are you racist ?

I'm Asian.

DarkJedi 02-03-2004 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

I'm Asian.



how convenient, huh

:ak47:

chowda 02-03-2004 10:41 AM

if ur chinese, u call chinese food "food"

CDSmith 02-03-2004 10:42 AM

You just have to find a place that is good and stick with it. I've been ordering from the same place for over 14 years now. Their hot & sour soup has big pieces of shrimp in it, the won ton soup is six big wonton noodles stuffed HUGE with ground pork, their chicken balls have huge chunks of chicken in them, and their eggrolls are huge man, I could eat 3 of those before touching anything else. They're a bit expensive but worth it.


And I'm due for a big order from them soon. Maybe thursday for survivor night :D

Vitasoy 02-03-2004 10:59 AM

Maybe time to try a different restaurant/

AdultNex 02-03-2004 11:02 AM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid

I'm Asian.

*cough* Bullshit *cough*

AnalProbe 02-03-2004 11:02 AM

Guess why you get the chicken for half price...

They need to get rid of those sneezing chicks !

Rob 02-03-2004 11:04 AM

That's the only one in this area that will deliver (homey can only go so far on his tattered old bike).

There is one Chinese restuarant that doesn't have a buffet, which is an indication that it's a decent joint but they don't deliver. :mad:

I think I'm going back on my 3 steaks a day diet - my colon will thank me later. :thumbsup

Rob 02-03-2004 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by AdultNex


*cough* Bullshit *cough*

Born in Seoul, South Korea at 121 Evac Hospital. Father is German, Mother is Korean. I guess that makes me Asian. :thumbsup

KRL 02-03-2004 11:09 AM

I wouldn't advise eating poultry right now if you can avoid it. They've destroyed approaching 100 million birds of all types in Asian countries over the past few months because of a new flu variant that is lethal and can be transmitted to humans from the birds and then human to human.

I'm sure some sleazy operators that were being forced to destroy their birds managed to export some out and into Europe and who knows where else it got to from there.

Chinese restaurants are notorious for using the lowest grades meats around.

Nas7782 02-03-2004 12:44 PM

That's ain't Chinese Food, it's American Food. Fortune Cookie is as American as apple pie, there's no such thing as a fortune cookie in China.

AdultNex 02-03-2004 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Nas7782
That's ain't Chinese Food, it's American Food. Fortune Cookie is as American as apple pie, there's no such thing as a fortune cookie in China.
True, but to Americans, it's Chinese food.

Kosher Chinese food is far from Americanized Chinese food. The authentic stuff is the best.

jasmine 02-03-2004 12:54 PM

Yeah I agree with you. Some resturants can really ruin a could be good chinese meal. At least you did not find roaches in your food :)

AdultNex 02-03-2004 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I wouldn't advise eating poultry right now if you can avoid it. They've destroyed approaching 100 million birds of all types in Asian countries over the past few months because of a new flu variant that is lethal and can be transmitted to humans from the birds and then human to human.

I'm sure some sleazy operators that were being forced to destroy their birds managed to export some out and into Europe and who knows where else it got to from there.

Chinese restaurants are notorious for using the lowest grades meats around.

The countries have suspended importation of the live birds and poultry.

Also, there has not been a scientific link between getting the virus from an infected bird.

PlayGirl 02-03-2004 01:08 PM

chinese food is made of 99% grease

AdultNex 02-03-2004 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by PlayGirl
chinese food is made of 99% grease
99% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

Sarah_Jayne 02-03-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex


The countries have suspended importation of the live birds and poultry.

Also, there has not been a scientific link between getting the virus from an infected bird.

also isn't it the case that as long as the chicken is properly cooked there isn't a risk?

AdultNex 02-03-2004 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc


also isn't it the case that as long as the chicken is properly cooked there isn't a risk?

I don't know about that, but so far there has only been 4 (I think) death-related cases. I think I'm pretty safe eating Chinese take-out. :)

Vitasoy 02-03-2004 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by jasmine
At least you did not find roaches in your food :)
:1orglaugh funny you said that, that happened to me before :(

Sarah_Jayne 02-03-2004 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex


I don't know about that, but so far there has only been 4 (I think) death-related cases. I think I'm pretty safe eating Chinese take-out. :)

I am fairly sure that is what I heard on the news but yeah, no need to freak out too much.

PlayGirl 02-03-2004 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex


99% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

67.3% of chinese restaurants that say they do not use msg still use it

axelcat 02-03-2004 02:00 PM

I dont really like chineze food any more

Chris E 02-03-2004 02:01 PM

Can't find a decent indian takeaway for love nor money at the moment! :(

MattO 02-03-2004 03:07 PM

you should know that Chinese around here blows... there are lots of good Thai places around that makes up for it. The chicken they use at the Chinese joints is like monkey lips, swear to christ. The Thai places usually use better ingredients it seems.

Rob 02-03-2004 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by MattO
you should know that Chinese around here blows... there are lots of good Thai places around that makes up for it. The chicken they use at the Chinese joints is like monkey lips, swear to christ. The Thai places usually use better ingredients it seems.
Thanks! I'll give that a shot. I just can't do that fake ass chicken and beef anymore. :mad:

Ic3m4nZ 02-03-2004 03:09 PM

General Tao chicken is the best chicken you can eat :thumbsup

Fletch XXX 02-03-2004 03:10 PM

we got the killer asian foods here in cali.

i can go to all asian neighborhoods where its totally asian owned blocks of the city and get the best chinese food, orange chicken to die for, all made with california grown oranges..

mmmm

had some a couple days ago, its not cheap but its the best.

CDSmith 02-03-2004 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PlayGirl
chinese food is made of 99% grease
Maybe where you are. At mine they include a lot of lightly-cooked veggies in their stirfries, the rice is steamed and very moist, the meats are all lean, and even the deep-fried dishes seem to be very grease-free and tasty.

Oriental food is and should be healthy and slimming, not "99% grease". Sorry.


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