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Ben-MensNiche · 02-01-2004, 11:31 PM

Okay, perhaps someone can educated me on the finer points of football. My understanding is that the game is 1 hour long broken into 4 quarters of 15 minutes. How therefore did the game kickoff at 3pm and not finish until 7:30pm?

More's the point...if a guy goes out and tells his wife that he's going to be gone for an hour and then shows up four and a half hours later, why isn't that acceptable?

Spunky · 02-01-2004, 11:33 PM

Commercials,Timeouts ,2 minute warnings,and of course T.V. breaks take up the most time

Ben-MensNiche · 02-01-2004, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Commercials,Timeouts ,2 minute warnings,and of course T.V. breaks take up the most time

So next time my wife says "where the hell do you think you've been for the last four and a half hours?", instead of trying desperately to avoid saying "banging my mistress in the hot tub", I should just say "well, if you don't account for commercials, timeouts, 2 minute warnings and coffee breaks, I was only gone for an hour". Do you think she'll buy that? hehe.

Bobble · 02-01-2004, 11:49 PM

Tell her to shut the fuck up and make you some pie ;-)

Ben-MensNiche · 02-02-2004, 12:17 AM

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Originally posted by Bobble
Tell her to shut the fuck up and make you some pie ;-)

hehe...I'll try that and get back to you on the outcome ;)

detoxed · 02-02-2004, 12:19 AM

Why the hell would anyone think going to a football game would only take an hour?

foolio · 02-02-2004, 12:19 AM

Damm foreigners....

02-01-2004, 11:31 PM	#1
Ben-MensNiche Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Victoria, BC, Canada Posts: 726	How come... Okay, perhaps someone can educated me on the finer points of football. My understanding is that the game is 1 hour long broken into 4 quarters of 15 minutes. How therefore did the game kickoff at 3pm and not finish until 7:30pm? More's the point...if a guy goes out and tells his wife that he's going to be gone for an hour and then shows up four and a half hours later, why isn't that acceptable? __________________ ICQ: 310539245 Email: [email protected]

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Commercials,Timeouts ,2 minute warnings,and of course T.V. breaks take up the most time __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	Damm foreigners.... __________________

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Bobble Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5	Tell her to shut the fuck up and make you some pie ;-)

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Why the hell would anyone think going to a football game would only take an hour?