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  • Pharrell
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    • Nov 2002
    • 63

    #1

    fastest way to get rid of a baby?

    this girl just got pregnant. whats the fastest way to get rid of this shit?


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  • Sly_RJ
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    • Feb 2002
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    #2
    Jump off a bridge. No more problems.
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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      coat hanger

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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        or atoilet plunger and suck it out

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        • Machete_
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          • Oct 2002
          • 14579

          #5
          Your mom told me that your stones havent fallen down yet - so dont worry, you CANT be the father.

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          • natas
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            • Mar 2002
            • 3377

            #6
            bottle of vodka worked in the olden days.

            dont drink it yourself that wont do anything

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            • opflix
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              • Jul 2002
              • 1428

              #7
              thas harsh... *femal feelings rising... must slap bitches & jerk off to remove the phenomenon*
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              • dnsmonster
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                • Jul 2002
                • 634

                #8
                RU-486

                Abortion by Vacuum
                I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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                • AdultWebGraphics
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                  • Oct 2001
                  • 980

                  #9
                  Any dick can make a baby, It takes a real man to raise one.

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                  • buddyjuf

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AdultWebGraphics
                    Any dick can make a baby, It takes a real man to raise one.
                    not bad

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                    • Beastiepoo
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 1971

                      #11
                      You dicksplash!

                      IF the girl wants to be rid of the baby then go to a LEGAL abortion clinic, even if you have to drive to another state. If she doesn't then deal with it. If you didn't wrap it, you are responsible.

                      My daughter is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me, but then I wanted to have her. If the girl isn't ready then get it fixed, but do it right.
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                      • Pharrell
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                        • Nov 2002
                        • 63

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ebus_dk
                        Your mom told me that your stones havent fallen down yet - so dont worry, you CANT be the father.


                        are you speaking to me ******? i didnt understand your shitty-ass english!

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                        • opflix
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                          • Jul 2002
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                          #13
                          wow. in the year 2003. welcome to america.
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                          • KRL
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 31429

                            #14
                            This is one of the worst titled posts I've seen on here.

                            You sound like a total creep to talk about a young child that way.

                            Why don't you go kill yourself and let the baby be adopted if you can't be a man and take responsibility for what you created.

                            And don't forget half that child is you inside!

                            Fucking pathetic.
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                            • TheFLY
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                              • Jan 2001
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                              #15
                              The Family is upset by this thread... I suggest it be locked.

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                              • Sly_RJ
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 17042

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Beastiepoo
                                You dicksplash!

                                IF the girl wants to be rid of the baby then go to a LEGAL abortion clinic, even if you have to drive to another state. If she doesn't then deal with it. If you didn't wrap it, you are responsible.

                                My daughter is the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me, but then I wanted to have her. If the girl isn't ready then get it fixed, but do it right.
                                Why should the woman have the sole decision whether or not the baby is born? Once the baby is born, the father is also responsible for that child for 18 years.

                                So if the woman isn't ready for the child, abort. If the man isn't ready for the child, tough shit.

                                Interesting.
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                                • rooster
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                                  • Jan 2003
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                                  #17
                                  steel toed boot
                                  Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                                  • SureFire
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                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 4398

                                    #18
                                    Abortion is still legal in the first trimester in the US. You just have to come up with the money or if she has insurance just find a ?slime? doctor say she needs a D/C.

                                    Like, Beastiepoo said if you didn't wrap it, you are responsible. However, you sound like dumb ass so, I suggest the soda (coke cola) method less painful than the coat hanger.

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                                    • Jer
                                      God is Brazilian
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 10601

                                      #19
                                      condom

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                                      • Pharrell
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                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 63

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by KRL
                                        This is one of the worst titled posts I've seen on here.

                                        You sound like a total creep to talk about a young child that way.

                                        Why don't you go kill yourself and let the baby be adopted if you can't be a man and take responsibility for what you created.

                                        And don't forget half that child is you inside!

                                        Fucking pathetic.




                                        shut the fuck up! 5 months old is a young child, this shit aint even born yet!

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                                        • Jer
                                          God is Brazilian
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 10601

                                          #21
                                          By the way, shit is what you have inside your head, Pharrell.

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                                          • Pharrell
                                            Registered User
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 63

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TheFLY
                                            The Family is upset by this thread... I suggest it be locked.




                                            if you dont like it get the fuck out my thread!

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                                            • X37375787

                                              #23
                                              stop trying to stir up shit on this board you fake little fuck.

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                                              • Sosa
                                                In Tushy Land
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 40149

                                                #24
                                                You stupid piece of dog shit I hope you rot in fucking hell.

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                                                • Beastiepoo
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                                                  • 1971

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                  Why should the woman have the sole decision whether or not the baby is born? Once the baby is born, the father is also responsible for that child for 18 years.

                                                  So if the woman isn't ready for the child, abort. If the man isn't ready for the child, tough shit.

                                                  Interesting.
                                                  Normally, I'd agree with you Sly. And truthfully the girl should have been smart enough to be on the pill or something if she was fucking an idiot like this bastard is. BUT it is the girl that has to carry the baby, give birth to it, then raise it once it is born. The man has financial responsibilities but this is NOTHING compared to actually looking after the child. Don't get me wrong, I am not unsympathetic to the father's side. I have known men who have been forced to pay child support for kids they aren't allowed to see but it still doesn't quite measure up to the job of being with that child nearly 24/7 until it goes to school.


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                                                  • el_greco
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Pharrell




                                                    are you speaking to me ******? i didnt understand your shitty-ass english!

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                                                    STFU asshole. You came here asking for help.
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                                                    • Libertine
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                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 17860

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                      Why should the woman have the sole decision whether or not the baby is born? Once the baby is born, the father is also responsible for that child for 18 years.

                                                      So if the woman isn't ready for the child, abort. If the man isn't ready for the child, tough shit.

                                                      Interesting.
                                                      Think of this analogy:

                                                      One day, you wake up, and you notice there are all kinds of wires and tubes stuck in your arm, transporting all sorts of fluids n shit to some guy in a bed next to yours. A doctor comes walking up to you, and says "This is the most honored Dr. Lindbacher, a brilliant chemist. He is sick, and if he doesn't stay hooked up to your precious bodily fluids for 9 months, he will die. He has a very rare bloodtype, and you are the only person that matches it. Ofcourse, we can not force you to stay here, you can unplug the cables at any time you want - however, that means he will die. Otherwise, you will have to remain in this bed for 9 whole months."

                                                      Now, how would it be your wife's decision if you stayed there or not? Oh, and it's also her fault, because you both forgot to lock the door, which allowed those creepy people to get into your house in the first place.
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                                                      • KRL
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                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 31429

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Pharrell






                                                        shut the fuck up! 5 months old is a young child, this shit aint even born yet!
                                                        Tell me to shut the fuck up face to face at the next Internext show punk and we'll see whose head ends up embedded in the concrete floor with their tongue hanging out of their mouth.
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                                                        • Sly_RJ
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                                                          #29
                                                          Hey, I understand what both of you are saying. And I do agree that the woman is impacted more at first because of the pregnancy.

                                                          However, the woman also has a way out of the situation, regardless of what the man says. All while the man has absolutely no say.

                                                          If the woman has a way out, I want a way out, too.
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                                                          • opflix
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                                                            #30
                                                            This is the most honored Dr. Lindbacher, a brilliant chemist
                                                            replace "Dr Lindbacher, a brilliant chemist" with "Ted Bundy, the merciless serial killer" & you'll see how much bullshit this argument is.

                                                            BUT ... this really shouldnt turn into an "abortion" thread.... oh man, the replies... the replies will get outta hand.
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                                                            • MissWetPanties
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                                                              • Jul 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              I'm hoping this thread is all a sick joke, because abortion is M U R D E R. I don't give a fuck who wants to whine that a fetus isn't a baby until it's X number or weeks old, if you're man enough to take your dick out of your pants then it's YOUR GODDAMNED RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE CARE OF IT!!!! If you can't handle a baby, keep your fucking willy in your pants! If you don't want to be a father, then just send her the monthly child support check and shut the hell up. You made the mess, now bathe in the stink of it.

                                                              And by the way, I don't feel this way just because I'm female. I had a child when I was in college and I grew up FAST. And no, the father doesn't pay child support and I haven't sent his lousy, lazy-bum ass to jail yet even though that's probably where a bum like that belongs. If he's not man enough to own up to his responsibilities I guess it's his problem. That's something he'll have to live with if he ever grows up and realizes what he's done to his kids. He has two with his ex-wife that he doesn't support either. Wish to god I'd known that when I met him.

                                                              By the way, flame me all you want. I've said all I need to in this thread and I won't be back to it.

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                                                              • Luc Duboi
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Mar 2003
                                                                • 1881

                                                                #32
                                                                it will be a beautiful kid with lotta talents. please don't waste an American source of intelligent.

                                                                We beg you- there's welfare and social service etc out there.

                                                                Good luck.

                                                                Luc .

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                                                                • Libertine
                                                                  sex dwarf
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 17860

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                                                  Think of this analogy:

                                                                  One day, you wake up, and you notice there are all kinds of wires and tubes stuck in your arm, transporting all sorts of fluids n shit to some guy in a bed next to yours. A doctor comes walking up to you, and says "This is the most honored Dr. Lindbacher, a brilliant chemist. He is sick, and if he doesn't stay hooked up to your precious bodily fluids for 9 months, he will die. He has a very rare bloodtype, and you are the only person that matches it. Ofcourse, we can not force you to stay here, you can unplug the cables at any time you want - however, that means he will die. Otherwise, you will have to remain in this bed for 9 whole months."

                                                                  Now, how would it be your wife's decision if you stayed there or not? Oh, and it's also her fault, because you both forgot to lock the door, which allowed those creepy people to get into your house in the first place.
                                                                  (if this analogy looks familiar, that's because I stole it, completely ripped it out of context, and used it for an entirely different purpose. originally, it was a huge leap forward in ethics, concerning the debate whether or not abortions should be allowed or not. this analogy was used to divert the debate from "is an unborn child a real human" (unsolvable question) to "should you save someone's life even if it brings along such great costs and you didn't choose to do so")
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                                                                  • mach
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                                                                    • May 2003
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                    • dirtyone
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                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 3706

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Pharrell
                                                                      this girl just got pregnant. whats the fastest way to get rid of this shit?


                                                                      p

                                                                      Get a gun... blow your brains out.

                                                                      Problem solved.

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                                                                      • Libertine
                                                                        sex dwarf
                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                        • 17860

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by opflix


                                                                        replace "Dr Lindbacher, a brilliant chemist" with "Ted Bundy, the merciless serial killer" & you'll see how much bullshit this argument is.

                                                                        BUT ... this really shouldnt turn into an "abortion" thread.... oh man, the replies... the replies will get outta hand.
                                                                        Nonsense. The "Dr Lindbacher" is just used to strengthen the side of "abortions are bad", that is, the opponent in this particular argument when used in the right context. It takes a "best case scenario", and shows how EVEN then you are not morally obliged to let it live.
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                                                                        • opflix
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 1428

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MissWetPanties
                                                                          *leaves the thread muttering something about cheating losers*







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                                                                          • Libertine
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                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                            • 17860

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                            Hey, I understand what both of you are saying. And I do agree that the woman is impacted more at first because of the pregnancy.

                                                                            However, the woman also has a way out of the situation, regardless of what the man says. All while the man has absolutely no say.

                                                                            If the woman has a way out, I want a way out, too.
                                                                            You have a way out - leave, disappear, emigrate to australia. Other than that, remember that most couples also talk about such things, and that they both listen to eachothers opinions.
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                                                                            • Sly_RJ
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                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                              • 17042

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Sly_RJ
                                                                              Hey, I understand what both of you are saying. And I do agree that the woman is impacted more at first because of the pregnancy.

                                                                              However, the woman also has a way out of the situation, regardless of what the man says. All while the man has absolutely no say.

                                                                              If the woman has a way out, I want a way out, too.
                                                                              I see two options:
                                                                              1) the man has a say in the abortion process, whether instigated by the man or woman
                                                                              2) the man has the option to become free of financial responsibility

                                                                              One will never happen. I already see the counter arguments. "Nobody can force a woman to do something she doesn't want to do." Ok, fine, you win.

                                                                              Give me financial freedom.
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                                                                              • sextoyking
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I won't comment on the ass who posted this thread, guess he will have to grow up some day.

                                                                                I have been 1000% pro choice since I was a youngster and will always continue to support a women's right to choose an abortion for as long as I am alive. I am probably too hard core on this subject, I actually belive there should be abortion clinics on every street or block. as I tell younger ppl and my oldest daughter, it's always best to wait to have sex until your older and with the right person, etc, etc. But since I know reality I tell her if that days comes sooner, please make sure to use some kind of birth control and a condom for STD's, etc.

                                                                                I also told her if you get pregnant before your 18, we will go visit 23rd and lovejoy, I hate to see babies having babies

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                                                                                • opflix
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld


                                                                                  Nonsense. The "Dr Lindbacher" is just used to strengthen the side of "abortions are bad", that is, the opponent in this particular argument when used in the right context. It takes a "best case scenario", and shows how EVEN then you are not morally obliged to let it live.
                                                                                  ummmm... i said that. its a flawed argument AGAINST abortion. personally, no MALE has the right to tell any FEMALE what to do. so, i'm out of the shit... you brauds argue bout that shit.
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                                                                                  • Libertine
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                                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                                    • 17860

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Sly_RJ

                                                                                    I see two options:
                                                                                    1) the man has a say in the abortion process, whether instigated by the man or woman
                                                                                    2) the man has the option to become free of financial responsibility

                                                                                    One will never happen. I already see the counter arguments. "Nobody can force a woman to do something she doesn't want to do." Ok, fine, you win.

                                                                                    Give me financial freedom.
                                                                                    I don't know what's the deal in the US, but over here you can choose not to acknowledge the child as your own, in which case you have no responsibilities whatsoever.

                                                                                    And now I'm leaving this thread to go and watch a movie. Goodnight.
                                                                                    /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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                                                                                    • Libertine
                                                                                      sex dwarf
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 17860

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by opflix


                                                                                      ummmm... i said that. its a flawed argument AGAINST abortion. personally, no MALE has the right to tell any FEMALE what to do. so, i'm out of the shit... you brauds argue bout that shit.
                                                                                      The argument is PRO choice, and it is NOT flawed. It strengthens the OPPONENTS with the Dr Lindbacher thing, and shows that even then PRO choice is a viable option.
                                                                                      Cappiche?
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                                                                                      • dchottie
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        you piece of shit! I believe women should be able to choose to have an abortion if they have the stomach for it. But if you really want to know the quickest way to get rid of it. This is it - Of course if you leave it alone it will look like this shortly - and no that's not a 5 month old baby. But you tell me it's not fucking real. I think it is. At least it appears that way to me. Be a real man and get rid of it the right way. Let a family adopt it that wants a baby desperately

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                                                                                        • KRL
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                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 31429

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I believe women have the ultimate decision.

                                                                                          I think men should have more say in the decision than they usually get.

                                                                                          I think if they don't want it, at least let someone else adopt the child.

                                                                                          I think anyone that posts "fastest way to get rid of a baby" is a total scumball that deserves to get his balls kicked in.
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                                                                                          • FATPad
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Sweet. I sense impending chaos.
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                                                                                            • Sly_RJ
                                                                                              Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                              • Feb 2002
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                              I believe women have the ultimate decision.

                                                                                              I think men should have more say in the decision than they usually get.

                                                                                              I think if they don't want it, at least let someone else adopt the child.

                                                                                              I think anyone that posts "fastest way to get rid of a baby" is a total scumball that deserves to get his balls kicked in.
                                                                                              I'm about as hardline pro-life as they get, in many different venues for various different reasons.

                                                                                              At the same time, I realize my hardline anti-abortion beliefs are far from the norm, so I don't even argue them.

                                                                                              However, like you, I do think the man should have a lot more "say" in the situation than they get, for various reasons. And whether the man is for or against abortion, I will still argue for his "rights".
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                                                                                              • Pharrell
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by dirtyone



                                                                                                Get a gun... blow your brains out.

                                                                                                Problem solved.


                                                                                                nah I would be too much of a loss to society!

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                                                                                                • Pharrell
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by mach
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                                                                                                  already got one

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                                                                                                  • AM Jeff
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Thats what ya get for knocking up a crack whore.

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