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AaronM · 01-31-2004, 09:13 PM

So...I was at a funeral today and I have to say that I was very uncomfortable sitting in the church. Maybe I should have left the Adult.com jacket and hat at home for this one.

Oops.

Anyway....Do you attend church?

Fletch XXX · 01-31-2004, 09:14 PM

No, and I feel very uncomfortable being anywhere near one.

AaronM · 01-31-2004, 09:15 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
No, and I feel very uncomfortable being anywhere near one.

AMEN!

Er......

Spunky · 01-31-2004, 09:16 PM

Yes I do..I pray to god all you sinners will repent and allow Jesus in your hearts

Joe Citizen · 01-31-2004, 09:17 PM

No, and I never will.

The Truth Hurts · 01-31-2004, 09:18 PM

I was in a church earlier this week for a funeral, I'm Catholic and still felt uncomfortable.

lock · 01-31-2004, 09:18 PM

Where is Jesus this post was made for him.

Fletch XXX · 01-31-2004, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

AMEN!

Er......

this is when you know you have a good heart.

doober · 01-31-2004, 09:19 PM

Only @ christmas and easter, and thats if i dont get up too late lol...
im not big on religion these days

Juicy D. Links · 01-31-2004, 09:22 PM

Aaron

I feel uncomfortable also , i had to go to a few weddings this year and when they kneel down i felt like it was a bj church or soemthing

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-31-2004, 09:23 PM

my skin starts blistering when I drive near one

Hubbys family is always trying to get me to go.. last time they succeeded, my youngest hell spawn stabbed me in the arm with a pencil from the pew.. I snatched his ass by stubbs on his shaved head and marched him out the church in front of everyone.

The preacher came outside after us and talked to me like a normal person having a normal conversation and didnt mention a thing about what he just saw..I think he was scared

I just wanted to light up a phat one and pass it to him

fuzebox · 01-31-2004, 09:23 PM

I went for many years, not anymore though.

pornguy · 01-31-2004, 10:17 PM

Used to go all the time... Then one day I got a letter asking me not to come back. Something about lightening and the insurance policy??/

Not really sure, but stayed away!!!

digifan · 01-31-2004, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Yes I do..I pray to god all you sinners will repent and allow Jesus in your hearts

You can pray at home from now on ;)

brizzad · 01-31-2004, 10:49 PM

I clicked the 'Yes i'm rictor....' I have a deal with my g/f... If she starts smoking weed, and gets a sexy piercing, like eyebrow or nose, that i'll go to church with her every other weekend.

edit:

also in the deal, i get to take her anal virginity

JunkyardDog · 01-31-2004, 10:50 PM

I only go once a year on Christmas Eve.

Other then that I stay as far away as possible.

CDSmith · 01-31-2004, 10:54 PM

I heard about you. You're that sinnin fucker what doesn't go to church.

That's what my neighbours all say about me.

Fletch XXX · 01-31-2004, 10:54 PM

mistersoft · 01-31-2004, 10:56 PM

It is a shame who enjoys time in church.

Jesus spent time with sinners - not with the boring people.

nofx · 01-31-2004, 10:59 PM

nope, religious people scare me because if their brainwashed minds.

fatal attraction · 01-31-2004, 11:04 PM

I take my son.....but, i don't think it's working! He asked me last night to pull up victoria's secret since i haven't gotten a catlog in a while. lol, he's only 7

detoxed · 01-31-2004, 11:05 PM

Why be uncomfortable in a church? Are you uncomfortable in a gas station? Are you uncomfortable in a casino? Its just a building.

Fletch XXX · 01-31-2004, 11:08 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Why be uncomfortable in a church? Are you uncomfortable in a gas station? Are you uncomfortable in a casino? Its just a building.

i honestly, feel threatened by god, and its followers.

i went to catholic school from K - 8 grade. mass 3 times a week.

there is only horror in religion.

Ironhorse · 01-31-2004, 11:20 PM

I carry a church in my pocket, so yes

Ironhorse · 01-31-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

i honestly, feel threatened by god, and its followers.

i went to catholic school from K - 8 grade. mass 3 times a week.

there is only horror in religion.

There is no spoon!

Fletch XXX · 01-31-2004, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

There is no spoon!

Ironhorse · 01-31-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Hmm this picture is wrong, there is no relation to Satan, opposites really, there is nothing chaotic about Satan and nothing satanic about the Lords

KRL · 02-01-2004, 12:36 AM

We had this cute secretary at one of the mainstream companies I started a couple years ago and she wanted to try and get me converted again and talked me into going with her to one of those born again churches like on TV with a couple thousand people.

It was so fricking weird and to top it off the pastor starts talking about how Pornography on the Internet is ruining America's children and causing marriages to fail. I was sitting there thinking omg if this guy only knew who was sitting in his parish that day.

Vitasoy · 02-01-2004, 12:40 AM

Nope, parents never brought my up like that.

Rorschach · 02-01-2004, 12:41 AM

I'd urge you all to take a look at the site in my profile and repent your vile pornographer ways.

Fletch XXX · 02-01-2004, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse

Hmm this picture is wrong, there is no relation to Satan, opposites really, there is nothing chaotic about Satan and nothing satanic about the Lords

the picture was taken by the person who set the church on fire and sat and watched it burn.

read the book.

unconnected · 02-01-2004, 12:45 AM

The Church has to be one of the most evil things on the planet which coincidentally probably think we are some of the most evil people on the planet..

but then again what people who represent an organisation which is responsible for however many 10 of millions of deaths in the past 2000 years don't really mean a whole hell of a lot to me..

Rictor · 02-01-2004, 12:45 AM

My name is Rictor but Laura would never drag me to church.

We both find church pretty damn boring. My parents used to make me go three times a week when I was a kid though.

Rictor · 02-01-2004, 12:46 AM

WTF? How many Rictor's we got on this board?

laura99 · 02-01-2004, 12:50 AM

Only time I see a church is when I shoot a wedding or attend a wedding.

Elli · 02-01-2004, 01:05 AM

My parents raised me to make my own choices, and when I was a teen me and my crazy friends became "Born Again". Then I started actually reading the Bible cover to cover and my pastor pretty much told me that the church wasn't for me. He was a very cool Anglican minister guy. So I aced the Confirmation tests, then left. My friends are still kind of with it, but they drink/do drugs/are more promiscuous than me! i guess Jesus loves them anyway

When my man was a kid, he got thrown out of Lutheran church for listening to Motley Crue on his walkman while he was in Sunday School. hahahhahahha

davecummings · 02-01-2004, 01:16 AM

Only for funerals, weddings, baptisms----I have told my kids that when I die, I want NO church service whatsoever.

Dave
www.davecummings.com
Catholic grade school and Catholic college grad

SykkBoy · 02-01-2004, 01:25 AM

Of course....
where else can you pick up sexually repressed women and rebellious teens (who just turned 18 of course ;-))) looking to make their fathers pay for the tightfisted upbringing? ;-)

did I mention I lost my virginity in a church...and I'm not even catholic....and it was a hetero union too

Plan9 · 02-01-2004, 01:35 AM

Not regularly, but I went last year for Christmas because my Grandma asked me to go with her. Oh, and about a month ago because a local church was having a special event and my friend told me they were gonna have a killer buffet

I consider myself an agnostic, so Im not really opposed to the idea...it just bores me.

GonePhishing · 02-01-2004, 01:53 AM

I used to attend church every Sunday. I then determined that most of the people that went to church were not good people in their day to day life. I then decided to try to be a decent human every day of the week instead of hoping that 45 minutes every Sunday would do it for me.

bluff · 02-01-2004, 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
So...I was at a funeral today and I have to say that I was very uncomfortable sitting in the church. Maybe I should have left the Adult.com jacket and hat at home for this one.

Oops.

Anyway....Do you attend church?

hahaha

bluff · 02-01-2004, 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I used to attend church every Sunday. I then determined that most of the people that went to church were not good people in their day to day life. I then decided to try to be a decent human every day of the week instead of hoping that 45 minutes every Sunday would do it for me.

exactly

02-01-2004, 04:11 AM

God would rather have me sleep in than pack into a church packed wall to wall with coughing idiots!

eiht_98 · 02-01-2004, 04:20 AM

Never had and never will.

mary34d · 02-01-2004, 05:57 AM

at least once a month

StuartD · 02-01-2004, 05:59 AM

Confucious say : "He who farts in church, sits in own pew"

biglou · 02-01-2004, 08:52 AM

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Jesus spent time with sinners - not with the boring people.

That being said, we adult biz types have more right to be in church than any of the supposed good folk.

I go a few times a year, though I have been avoiding those mass contrition services and I do not take communion (if you are Catholic, you know what I mean when I say that I don't consider myself to be in a state of grace.)

Considering the scandals in most churches (Catholic and otherwise; we just have a really bad publicity agent,) I don't feel so out of place. I just wish the holy water wouldn't burn me when I sprinkle it on my head.

Big Lou

NBDesign · 02-01-2004, 09:06 AM

Nope... I am not a sheep... I do not follow any god or leader... I am a free thinker and do not beleive in all that fairy tale mumbo jumbo.

A funeral.... What a morbid fucking tradition.... going to look over a dead body. That makes no sense to me what so ever.

jas1552 · 02-01-2004, 09:07 AM

My parents used to force me to go to the mormon church when I was a kid. I hated every boring minute of it. I went with my cousins family to their church(pentacostal I think you call it) a couple of times and those fuckers were weird. Talking gibberish and pretending to pass out when "blessed" by the preacher. At 14 or 15 I realized no person knows more about how everthing got here or what's after death than any other person.

Yngwie · 02-01-2004, 09:08 AM

church is for all those brainwashed suckers that actually believe all the BS they're being fed.. very sad. they will tell you that money is evil yet they want as much of your money as they can get..

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01-31-2004, 09:13 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Do you attend church? So...I was at a funeral today and I have to say that I was very uncomfortable sitting in the church. Maybe I should have left the Adult.com jacket and hat at home for this one. Oops. Anyway....Do you attend church?

01-31-2004, 09:14 PM	#2
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	No, and I feel very uncomfortable being anywhere near one. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

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01-31-2004, 09:18 PM	#6
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,305	I was in a church earlier this week for a funeral, I'm Catholic and still felt uncomfortable.

01-31-2004, 09:19 PM	#9
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	Only @ christmas and easter, and thats if i dont get up too late lol... im not big on religion these days

01-31-2004, 09:22 PM	#10
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Aaron I feel uncomfortable also , i had to go to a few weddings this year and when they kneel down i felt like it was a bj church or soemthing

01-31-2004, 09:23 PM	#11
C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	my skin starts blistering when I drive near one Hubbys family is always trying to get me to go.. last time they succeeded, my youngest hell spawn stabbed me in the arm with a pencil from the pew.. I snatched his ass by stubbs on his shaved head and marched him out the church in front of everyone. The preacher came outside after us and talked to me like a normal person having a normal conversation and didnt mention a thing about what he just saw..I think he was scared I just wanted to light up a phat one and pass it to him

01-31-2004, 09:23 PM	#12
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,119	I went for many years, not anymore though.

01-31-2004, 10:17 PM	#13
pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	Used to go all the time... Then one day I got a letter asking me not to come back. Something about lightening and the insurance policy??/ Not really sure, but stayed away!!! __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

01-31-2004, 10:49 PM	#15
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	I clicked the 'Yes i'm rictor....' I have a deal with my g/f... If she starts smoking weed, and gets a sexy piercing, like eyebrow or nose, that i'll go to church with her every other weekend. edit: also in the deal, i get to take her anal virginity

01-31-2004, 10:50 PM	#16
JunkyardDog Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Swamp Posts: 788	I only go once a year on Christmas Eve. Other then that I stay as far away as possible.

01-31-2004, 10:54 PM	#17
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mistersoft Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,021	It is a shame who enjoys time in church. Jesus spent time with sinners - not with the boring people. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	nope, religious people scare me because if their brainwashed minds. __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

01-31-2004, 11:04 PM	#21
fatal attraction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: where ever he is! Posts: 6,522	I take my son.....but, i don't think it's working! He asked me last night to pull up victoria's secret since i haven't gotten a catlog in a while. lol, he's only 7

01-31-2004, 11:05 PM	#22
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Why be uncomfortable in a church? Are you uncomfortable in a gas station? Are you uncomfortable in a casino? Its just a building.

01-31-2004, 11:20 PM	#24
Ironhorse Pixel Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,093	I carry a church in my pocket, so yes __________________ [email protected]

02-01-2004, 12:36 AM	#28
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	We had this cute secretary at one of the mainstream companies I started a couple years ago and she wanted to try and get me converted again and talked me into going with her to one of those born again churches like on TV with a couple thousand people. It was so fricking weird and to top it off the pastor starts talking about how Pornography on the Internet is ruining America's children and causing marriages to fail. I was sitting there thinking omg if this guy only knew who was sitting in his parish that day. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Nope, parents never brought my up like that. __________________ [email protected]

02-01-2004, 12:41 AM	#30
Rorschach So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,579	I'd urge you all to take a look at the site in my profile and repent your vile pornographer ways.

02-01-2004, 12:45 AM	#32
unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	The Church has to be one of the most evil things on the planet which coincidentally probably think we are some of the most evil people on the planet.. but then again what people who represent an organisation which is responsible for however many 10 of millions of deaths in the past 2000 years don't really mean a whole hell of a lot to me.. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

02-01-2004, 12:45 AM	#33
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	My name is Rictor but Laura would never drag me to church. We both find church pretty damn boring. My parents used to make me go three times a week when I was a kid though.

02-01-2004, 12:46 AM	#34
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	WTF? How many Rictor's we got on this board?

02-01-2004, 12:50 AM	#35
laura99 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: indianapolis Posts: 877	Only time I see a church is when I shoot a wedding or attend a wedding. __________________

02-01-2004, 01:05 AM	#36
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	My parents raised me to make my own choices, and when I was a teen me and my crazy friends became "Born Again". Then I started actually reading the Bible cover to cover and my pastor pretty much told me that the church wasn't for me. He was a very cool Anglican minister guy. So I aced the Confirmation tests, then left. My friends are still kind of with it, but they drink/do drugs/are more promiscuous than me! i guess Jesus loves them anyway When my man was a kid, he got thrown out of Lutheran church for listening to Motley Crue on his walkman while he was in Sunday School. hahahhahahha __________________ email: [email protected]

02-01-2004, 01:16 AM	#37
davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	Only for funerals, weddings, baptisms----I have told my kids that when I die, I want NO church service whatsoever. Dave www.davecummings.com Catholic grade school and Catholic college grad

02-01-2004, 01:25 AM	#38
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Of course.... where else can you pick up sexually repressed women and rebellious teens (who just turned 18 of course ;-))) looking to make their fathers pay for the tightfisted upbringing? ;-) did I mention I lost my virginity in a church...and I'm not even catholic....and it was a hetero union too __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

02-01-2004, 01:35 AM	#39
Plan9 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,801	Not regularly, but I went last year for Christmas because my Grandma asked me to go with her. Oh, and about a month ago because a local church was having a special event and my friend told me they were gonna have a killer buffet I consider myself an agnostic, so Im not really opposed to the idea...it just bores me.

02-01-2004, 01:53 AM	#40
GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	I used to attend church every Sunday. I then determined that most of the people that went to church were not good people in their day to day life. I then decided to try to be a decent human every day of the week instead of hoping that 45 minutes every Sunday would do it for me. __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

02-01-2004, 04:11 AM	#43
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	God would rather have me sleep in than pack into a church packed wall to wall with coughing idiots!

02-01-2004, 04:20 AM	#44
eiht_98 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: EU Posts: 6,103	Never had and never will.