my skin starts blistering when I drive near one
Hubbys family is always trying to get me to go.. last time they succeeded, my youngest hell spawn stabbed me in the arm with a pencil from the pew.. I snatched his ass by stubbs on his shaved head and marched him out the church in front of everyone.
The preacher came outside after us and talked to me like a normal person having a normal conversation and didnt mention a thing about what he just saw..I think he was scared
I just wanted to light up a phat one and pass it to him