Do you attend church?
 

So...I was at a funeral today and I have to say that I was very uncomfortable sitting in the church. Maybe I should have left the Adult.com jacket and hat at home for this one.

Oops.

Anyway....Do you attend church?

No, and I feel very uncomfortable being anywhere near one.

AMEN!


Er...... :glugglug

Yes I do..I pray to god all you sinners will repent and allow Jesus in your hearts :)

No, and I never will.

I was in a church earlier this week for a funeral, I'm Catholic and still felt uncomfortable.

Where is Jesus this post was made for him.

this is when you know you have a good heart.

:glugglug

Only @ christmas and easter, and thats if i dont get up too late lol...
im not big on religion these days

Aaron

I feel uncomfortable also , i had to go to a few weddings this year and when they kneel down i felt like it was a bj church or soemthing:helpme

my skin starts blistering when I drive near one
:feels-hot

Hubbys family is always trying to get me to go.. last time they succeeded, my youngest hell spawn stabbed me in the arm with a pencil from the pew.. I snatched his ass by stubbs on his shaved head and marched him out the church in front of everyone.

The preacher came outside after us and talked to me like a normal person having a normal conversation and didnt mention a thing about what he just saw..I think he was scared :1orglaugh

I just wanted to light up a phat one and pass it to him

I went for many years, not anymore though.

Used to go all the time... Then one day I got a letter asking me not to come back. Something about lightening and the insurance policy??/


Not really sure, but stayed away!!!


:glugglug

You can pray at home from now on ;)

I clicked the 'Yes i'm rictor....' I have a deal with my g/f... If she starts smoking weed, and gets a sexy piercing, like eyebrow or nose, that i'll go to church with her every other weekend.


edit:

also in the deal, i get to take her anal virginity

I only go once a year on Christmas Eve.

Other then that I stay as far away as possible.

I heard about you. You're that sinnin fucker what doesn't go to church. :ak47:



That's what my neighbours all say about me.

It is a shame who enjoys time in church.

Jesus spent time with sinners - not with the boring people.

nope, religious people scare me because if their brainwashed minds.

I take my son.....but, i don't think it's working! He asked me last night to pull up victoria's secret since i haven't gotten a catlog in a while. lol, he's only 7

Why be uncomfortable in a church? Are you uncomfortable in a gas station? Are you uncomfortable in a casino? Its just a building.

i honestly, feel threatened by god, and its followers.

i went to catholic school from K - 8 grade. mass 3 times a week.

there is only horror in religion.

I carry a church in my pocket, so yes

There is no spoon!

http://www.ackergraphics.com/REBEL%20FLAG.jpg

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Hmm this picture is wrong, there is no relation to Satan, opposites really, there is nothing chaotic about Satan and nothing satanic about the Lords

We had this cute secretary at one of the mainstream companies I started a couple years ago and she wanted to try and get me converted again and talked me into going with her to one of those born again churches like on TV with a couple thousand people.

It was so fricking weird and to top it off the pastor starts talking about how Pornography on the Internet is ruining America's children and causing marriages to fail. I was sitting there thinking omg if this guy only knew who was sitting in his parish that day.

:321GFY :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nope, parents never brought my up like that.

I'd urge you all to take a look at the site in my profile and repent your vile pornographer ways.

the picture was taken by the person who set the church on fire and sat and watched it burn.

read the book.

:glugglug

The Church has to be one of the most evil things on the planet which coincidentally probably think we are some of the most evil people on the planet..

but then again what people who represent an organisation which is responsible for however many 10 of millions of deaths in the past 2000 years don't really mean a whole hell of a lot to me..

My name is Rictor but Laura would never drag me to church. :1orglaugh

We both find church pretty damn boring. My parents used to make me go three times a week when I was a kid though.

WTF? How many Rictor's we got on this board?

Only time I see a church is when I shoot a wedding or attend a wedding.

My parents raised me to make my own choices, and when I was a teen me and my crazy friends became "Born Again". Then I started actually reading the Bible cover to cover and my pastor pretty much told me that the church wasn't for me. He was a very cool Anglican minister guy. So I aced the Confirmation tests, then left. My friends are still kind of with it, but they drink/do drugs/are more promiscuous than me! i guess Jesus loves them anyway :)

When my man was a kid, he got thrown out of Lutheran church for listening to Motley Crue on his walkman while he was in Sunday School. hahahhahahha

Only for funerals, weddings, baptisms----I have told my kids that when I die, I want NO church service whatsoever.

Dave
www.davecummings.com
Catholic grade school and Catholic college grad

Of course....
where else can you pick up sexually repressed women and rebellious teens (who just turned 18 of course ;-))) looking to make their fathers pay for the tightfisted upbringing? ;-)

did I mention I lost my virginity in a church...and I'm not even catholic....and it was a hetero union too

Not regularly, but I went last year for Christmas because my Grandma asked me to go with her. Oh, and about a month ago because a local church was having a special event and my friend told me they were gonna have a killer buffet :1orglaugh

I consider myself an agnostic, so Im not really opposed to the idea...it just bores me.

I used to attend church every Sunday. I then determined that most of the people that went to church were not good people in their day to day life. I then decided to try to be a decent human every day of the week instead of hoping that 45 minutes every Sunday would do it for me.

hahaha

exactly

God would rather have me sleep in than pack into a church packed wall to wall with coughing idiots!

Never had and never will.

at least once a month

Confucious say : "He who farts in church, sits in own pew"

That being said, we adult biz types have more right to be in church than any of the supposed good folk.

I go a few times a year, though I have been avoiding those mass contrition services and I do not take communion (if you are Catholic, you know what I mean when I say that I don't consider myself to be in a state of grace.)

Considering the scandals in most churches (Catholic and otherwise; we just have a really bad publicity agent,) I don't feel so out of place. I just wish the holy water wouldn't burn me when I sprinkle it on my head.

Big Lou

Nope... I am not a sheep... I do not follow any god or leader... I am a free thinker and do not beleive in all that fairy tale mumbo jumbo.

A funeral.... What a morbid fucking tradition.... going to look over a dead body. That makes no sense to me what so ever.

My parents used to force me to go to the mormon church when I was a kid. I hated every boring minute of it. I went with my cousins family to their church(pentacostal I think you call it) a couple of times and those fuckers were weird. Talking gibberish and pretending to pass out when "blessed" by the preacher. At 14 or 15 I realized no person knows more about how everthing got here or what's after death than any other person.

church is for all those brainwashed suckers that actually believe all the BS they're being fed.. very sad. they will tell you that money is evil yet they want as much of your money as they can get..